Chapter Twenty-Five: The Single Dog's Counterattack
There are still several hours away from City B, but Meng Mei is either listening to her mother-in-law caring for her daughter-in-law in the car, or listening to her husband's distress for his wife, so she has to put on headphones and brush up the circle of friends.
But it's okay not to look at it.,Open it and take a look.,Because it's okay to have a holiday.,Those who have objects have gone out to wave.,Even if you don't go out, you'll send a group photo or a chat record or something.。
Is this world so unkind to single dogs???
Let's just say that Liu Mei, a classmate, his interaction with her boyfriend made her cry and laugh, watching Liu Mei routines her boyfriend's words, but the object of others is willing to jump in.
The background of the WeChat chat is the picture of the two hugging each other.
Liu Mei: My dear, I have something to think about whether or not to tell you
Subject: What? Go ahead
Liu Mei: I've been struggling with whether to tell you or not for several years
SUBJECT: It's okay to say
Liu Mei: Can I really tell you?
Subject: Speak quickly
Liu Mei: I actually never told you my true identity
Subject: What? Is it the daughter of a billionaire, or the daughter of a mob boss?
Liu Mei: Actually, I'm a rare butterfly
Subject: Fluttering moths?
Liu:...... It's rare, it's rare
Subject: Fat Butterfly?
Liu Mei: Harm~ It's Wosney Butterfly, I finally told this secret, and I feel relieved
Subject: Baby, I know you love me very much, so fly slowly, and watch out for the thorny rose in front of you (ᄉ ́ 3'). ♡
Liu:...... Worthney butterflies
Subject: Yes, baby, I'm yours
Liu:......
Meng Mei now finally knows when to fall in love, I am your father can understand that I am yours.
I don't know what's wrong today, I don't know why I eat so much dog food, it's time for them to see the power of a single dog.
Who wouldn't post on Moments!!
"Single dogs sing with me! Ready, sing! The great river flows eastward! Couples all over the world have broken up! Alas, hey, hey, let you show it! Break up after Tanabata! Lu saw a couple roaring! If you don't break up, you will pour gasoline! Ignite the fire and burn it to death, no one can save it! Alas, hey, hey, no one saved it! Single dog sing with me! Ready, sing! The Great River ......"
After a while, the comments below all blew up, all copy-paste, or +1, +1.
Hahaha~ Now the single dogs have been blown up.
Dututu, Dong Zhu immediately sent a message: Jimei, what's wrong with you? Irritated?
Amame pounded her little face: I've been eating dog food today, woo woo woo~
Dong Zhu replied in seconds: Meizi, you are not alone, I will send it in a while, whether it is QQ or WeChat in the past two days, I have not disturbed the message, out of sight and out of mind.
Sure enough, Dudu Du~, Meng Mei saw Dong Zhufa's circle of friends.
According to the "Law on the Protection of Single Dogs", the seventh line of one hundred and twenty-three on page 58 reads: single dogs are rare five-level protected animals in our country, we should protect single dogs, and cannot abuse or forcibly feed dog food, and anyone who has the above behaviors shall be arrested and detained, and in serious cases, life imprisonment or death shall be imposed. Come, press it down for me, and remove the death penalty. ”
Plum immediately commented below: Yes
Below is +1, +1, +1 again.
For this kind of singing and harmony, Meng Mei simply didn't feel too cool, and finally had a feeling of smoothness.
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Yan Ting was ready to go out after breakfast, he really didn't want to stay at home at all.
As soon as he stood up, Yan Kesheng stopped him again: "It's a holiday now, and it just so happens that you go out to refine Duan Lian during this time." ”
"Okay, go there?" He really didn't want to feel this weird atmosphere at home.
??? , Yan Kesheng couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, he really didn't expect Yan Ting to be so happy as he could agree.
"Let's go to the restaurant in the community opposite the publishing house, it's not a few months after it has been newly opened, you can practice first."
"Okay, then I'll leave this afternoon."
"Your Uncle Wang's daughter happens to be at home these days, you can see you first before leaving." , Wang Kesheng touched his hair and pretended to be nonchalant and said.
It's as if the slightly bald head can grow hair back when you touch it.
"......", coming again, Yan Ting was very helpless.
"Dad, I won't go, you usually work so hard, I'd better share it for you earlier."
"Now that you know that you can share it for me, what do you usually do? If you think about me, you will get married early", and touched his hair again: "You didn't see it, I think my grandson's hair is about to fall out." ”
"......" is really inseparable from the matter of finding a partner.
Yan Ting, who was out of the house, had never felt that the sky was so blue, but Wang Liqing next to him kept talking.
"Brother Ting, I've thought it through the past few days, even if Xiao Heihei has a boyfriend temporarily, I'm not afraid, I'll get along with her as a friend, and hang around her every day."
teased his woolen hair again: "She's so good, who can match her?" When she broke up, I took advantage of the weakness, and I was sure to fascinate her, and completely turned Xiao Heihei into hehehe~", Wang Liqing unconsciously laughed into a fool when he looked forward to it.
"People have names, it's not that they are wearing black clothes, they are called Xiao Heihei, and besides, she is my student, wipe your saliva." , Yan Ting didn't want to go with him because he didn't like it.
Wang Liqing's expression changed instantly, which can only be described by lyrics, and ordinary people really can't do it: his eyes are as bright as copper bells, he shoots lightning shrewdness, his ears are erected like antennas, and he is alert to all suspicious sounds
", Brother Ting, you...... Say what, you student? You're my brother! Wang Liqing was worried about how he could still see his little Heihei.
"Brother, what's her name?" , Wang Liqing's eyes were green.
"An Miao, but you'd better stay away from her, don't spoil my student like this." , Yan Ting's face was serious.
"Tut~, Brother Ting, what you said is not right, why can't it be my family Miao who brings me benefits?" , Wang Liqing was unconvinced.
Your family Miao??? Yan Ting suspected that Wang Liqing didn't know what his face was.
"Which Miao is it?" , Wang Liqing is like a child who keeps asking.
"Three waters, do you have anything to do with you asking so clearly?" , Yan Ting looked at him with an excited look and was very helpless.
"Yes, yes, brother, this has a lot to do with it! You see that there are three waters in my family Miao's name, that must be a lack of water, and there is a clear in my name, which is also a lack of water, you think that these two people who are short of water are together, isn't it a dry fire, crackling. ”
Wang Liqing couldn't help laughing as he spoke.
Yan Ting deeply felt that if Wang Liqing fell in love in the future, it must be all made up by the brain, and the black one is estimated to be white.
"Brother, I have never been so eager to learn, you can audit your school, and you will take me with you in class in the future!" , Wang Balloon said pleadingly.
"Liqing, you said it yourself, do you look like a student?" , Yan Ting glanced at him from head to toe.
"Brother Ting, it's easy to talk and talk, it's up to me when the time comes."
Yan Ting didn't want to talk to this person anymore, he felt a pain in his brain, and unconsciously quickened his pace.
Wang Liqing immediately followed in small steps, eager to hug his brother's thigh.