Chapter 4 Funeral Home Worker Meng Gaozhao

A man walked out of the face, he had a Chinese face, the beard on his chin and lips was cleanly shaved, and he looked very energetic.

He wears a dark blue overalls, and the most impressive thing is that he has big feet, looks like a size 50, and has a smiling appearance, which looks very easy to get along with.

Wei Fang secretly compared his feet with the other party's, and the size of his feet was already relatively large compared to people of similar height. I didn't expect to be more than seven meters tall, and there are people who are bigger than my feet.

This middle-aged man's face is a little old, but at least it is more pleasing to the eye than Fang Deshu next to him.

"You're here to rent a room, aren't you?"

Stretching out his hand not to hit the smiling person, Wei Flail was embarrassed to live up to the kindness of others.

"Yes, uncle, do you live here too?"

"I've lived here for almost ten years, and you just moved here and haven't bought a broom or a broom, right? I have it here, so you can use it first. ”

Fang Deshu spoke first: "Who wants your bad things?" ”

She whispered to Wei Flail and Du Juan: "You are young and don't pay attention to avoidance, I can tell you, that person works in the funeral parlor and specializes in burning people, you must not get too close to him, don't say that I don't remind you." ”

Wei Fang listened to Fang Deshu's words, and had a plan in his heart.

"Uncle, I won't trouble you, we are only here to see the house today, and we haven't decided whether to rent or not, and we will trouble you when the time comes."

The other party doesn't care.

"Okay, you can always come and ask me to borrow cleaning tools."

He thought for a moment and then said, "However, I have to go to work during the day, and I am not at home from nine o'clock in the morning to seven o'clock in the evening. ”

"Well, uncle, thank you."

When the man had finished speaking, he locked the door and walked out.

Fang Deshu hurriedly spat on the ground after the man left.

"Bah, I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today."

She felt as uncomfortable as a worm had gotten into her clothes, scratching at her from time to time.

Wei Fang asked quietly, "Aunt Fang, what is that person's name?" ”

"What are you asking about this?"

She looked at Wei Flails with a strange gaze.

Wei Yu hurriedly explained: "I just asked casually, and it was not a big deal. ”

Fang Deshu let go of his suspicions.

"His name is Meng Gaozhao, an old bachelor, who works at the Qingshan Funeral Home in the city, but don't worry, he works as a job, and he is still relatively honest, but he often deals with the dead, which is unlucky."

"If you don't worry, I can arrange for you to live in the house upstairs, I remember there is still a vacant room."

As if he suddenly remembered that Wei Feng and the others had not signed a rental agreement with him, Fang Deshu spoke for Meng Gaozhao instead.

"No, we young people are strong-blooded, and all evils are easy to dispel, how can there be so many fears?"

Fang Deshu happily echoed: "That's right! Young people have to be energetic, don't learn from those idlers to engage in feudal superstition. ”

In fact, if Fang Deshu doesn't say this, Wei Flail will not give up this opportunity to see the house. He estimated the size of these houses, which were larger than the ones he had ever seen, and the price was cheaper than those houses.

Fang Deshu took the key and opened the house at the end of the corridor.

Wei Flail finally relieved when he saw the situation in the room.

There is a table, a bed, and a chair in the room, and a bathroom, no sunlight.

Wei Flail walked into the bathroom, and the toilet was covered with a layer of yellow dirt, but these could be cleaned up.

The toilet also has a mirror, and a small shelf is installed in front of the mirror that can be used to store odds and ends. There is also a wash basin, although it is a little broken, but fortunately it does not leak and can be used.

There was an electric water heater in the bathroom, he plugged it in and tried it, and the indicator of the water heater was on, and it seemed to be working properly.

The ground was gray, the concrete floor was covered with a layer of ash, and the tables, chairs, and beds were also covered with a layer of gray clothing.

"My room here is still in good condition, one room and one bathroom, and the place is also wide."

Fang Deshu tore open the curtains, and the curtains accumulated more dust, choking her and coughing there.

"Ahem, this curtain is a little dirty." Fang Deshu smiled reluctantly: "However, I have spare curtains, and I will bring them over for you to replace later." ”

"This bed doesn't have a mattress, and it's comfortable to sleep on a soft quilt, and my rent here is cheap, so I don't have a mattress."

Wei Fang looked at this room and one bathroom, and said that it was fake not to be impressed, such a house only cost 300 yuan a month, which was simply to his liking.

The cuckoo kept giving him winks and pinching his waist, and Wei knew she had something to say to herself.

"Aunt Fang, we've seen your room, we'll discuss it at the door, and we'll give you an answer later, can you see it?"

"Okay, okay, we have to discuss it. However, as the old saying goes, there is no such shop after this village, and maybe someone will come to see the house in a few days. ”

"Okay, we've discussed it, I'll find you as soon as possible."

When he arrived at the door, Du Juan was a little angry and said, "There must be something wrong with the house here, otherwise how could it be so cheap?" ”

"Aren't you afraid of all that dirty stuff when you live here? You're okay at home, you're not at home, I'm not scared alone? ”

Wei Yu hurriedly coaxed: "My dear, you look at your thoughts. ”

"You have forgotten the Marx and Engels you learned in school, we have to talk about science and civilization, rest assured, there are no ghosts in the world."

"Even if I had, I would be able to clean it up!"

The cuckoo was still a little hesitant.

"But ......"

"What's the matter, listen to me, just rent this room."

He knocked lightly on the door of the cuckoo's head, and he was reluctant to knock hard.

"Are you stupid? I didn't hear from the landlord, will anyone come to see the house in a few days? ”

"If we miss this house, where can we find such a house, besides, we don't have much money."

Wei Yu said apologetically: "Alas, I don't have the ability to let you suffer with me......"

He knew that the cuckoo was soft-hearted, and he must be reluctant to blame himself.

"Don't say that, I promise you that you can't?"

Wei Yu smiled and said, "So, did you agree?" ”

The cuckoo looked at him with disgust.

"You've decided, can I disagree?"

"You don't agree, do I dare to agree?"

He decided in his heart to rent this room, even if the cuckoo did not agree, he would forcibly rent this room,

No matter how domineering he is, let the cuckoo live with him, as long as he speaks, although the cuckoo is reluctant, there is a good chance that he will listen to himself in the end.

"Okay, okay, they're going to bully me."

The cuckoo pushed Wei Flai's mouth aside.

"You're not ashamed of the public?"

"I kiss my wife, what are you ashamed of? What should be ashamed of those who see it, and those who don't know where their eyes are growing? We don't know how to hide it? ”

Wei Flail said and put his mouth up again, but the cuckoo didn't push him away this time, and pecked him in the mouth with a red mouth.

The two made out again.

Wei Flais walked into the room and said to Fang Deshu, "Aunt Fang, we have just discussed and decided to rent you here." ”

"Hey." Fang Deshu's skeleton-like thin face with only bones left said with a smile: "I'll bring the rental agreement in a while, I forgot to tell you just now, I have to deposit one and pay three here." ”

Wei Yu said briskly: "No problem, after signing the agreement, I will transfer the money to you in a while." ”

Three hundred a month, only one thousand two for four months, and you can't afford to lose horizontally and vertically.

Thinking of the thousands of dollars left in the bank card, Wei Fang felt that finding a house was the luckiest thing he had ever encountered these days.

Now I don't have to stay in that damn hotel, it's so hot and sweaty that I can't sleep at night listening to strangers' snoring.

Wei Flail entered the house and felt that the temperature in the house was one degree lower than outside, and the old city was probably cooler than the ordinary city because of the sparse population and carbon dioxide concentration, and the temperature was two or three degrees lower. He felt that living in this house, he didn't even need a fan in the summer, and he didn't know how much money he could save on electricity bills.

"This room is really dirty, I don't know how long it hasn't been inhabited."

Wei Flail went to see the bathroom alone, and Du Juan was completely disgusted after seeing it.

"This ...... This toilet ......"

She looked like she wanted to vomit but couldn't.

"Wei Flai, you won't tell me to wash the toilet, will you?"

Resistance was written all over her face.

Wei Flails teased her and said, "Yes, this toilet will be handed over to you, and when Uncle Meng comes back, I will go and borrow a broom and a broom from him to clean the house." ”

"Look at how thick the ash of this house is, and the toilet is just a little bit of space, how good am I to you?"

The cuckoo sniffed, turned his back and didn't look at Wei Fang, but his shoulders kept shaking.

When Wei Fang saw that things were getting bigger, he turned the cuckoo around, and the cuckoo turned his face away to prevent him from seeing the tears in his eyes.

"Honey, I'm joking with you, don't be angry, the toilet is so dirty, how can I be willing to let you do it?"

Wei Flail looked at the crying cuckoo, and his heart was really distressed.

I didn't make this joke if I knew it, and I didn't know that cuckoos love to cry.

The woman was really made of water, and the comfort had the opposite effect, and Wei Flail felt that the cuckoo had cried into a water man.

When I looked down, my shirt was wet.

The cuckoo was embarrassed at this time, and Xia Fei's cheeks looked like they were dyed with rouge, which was particularly good-looking.

The corners of the eyes are red, as if they are blushing, like the pear blossoms of the new rain, which is lovely.

"Silly girl, what's so embarrassing about me?"

Wei Flail naturally hugged the cuckoo's waist.

"You've been honest with me so many times, why are you still so shy?"

The cuckoo was thin-skinned, and when he heard Wei Fang's uncontrollable words, he beat him with a small pink fist.

Wei Flais hurriedly begged for mercy: "Wife, if you fight again, you will be a widow!" ”

"Humph! It's good to kill you, and if you kill your mouth, you won't say anything shameful. ”

Cuckoo's hand was very honestly rubbing the position she had just hit.

Wei Fang felt the warm fragrant nephrite in his arms, and his heart was hot.

"Let's clean up the house first, and try to move in tonight."

The cuckoo responded, "Okay." ”

Before Meng Gaozhao came back, Wei Fang took Du Juan to the hotel, packed the luggage of the two of them, retrieved the deposit, and then took a luxury ride.