Chapter 526: Loving Brother Is Better Than Kissing Brother
When Wang Jinbao saw this, he was speechless, thinking to himself what I said I would lose contact with as soon as I arrived in Inner Mongolia, China Mobile was not opened by my family, and I couldn't carry a mobile signal tower everywhere, you think I was the king of Tota Li! Besides, even if I'm the King of Tota Lee, I can't afford to buy a mobile tower! So standing at the door, I looked at all the text messages, and found that the first text message should have been sent by Li Chunyan when she was in her first class, and it said Husband, is the new unit still used to it? Do you miss me? The first five are basically normal contact feelings, but when it comes to the sixth, he begins to talk nonsense and domineering, from the beginning of the petty temperament, to the later intimidation and threats, and finally directly into abuse, seeing this, he was directly speechless, and replied with extreme irritability
"Oops! O my little ancestor! Sorry I forgot to text you when I left this morning, which made you worried! I won't dare to do it again in the future, so it's okay not to be angry! Your imagination is too rich all day long! What do you mean that I will lose contact as soon as I arrive in Inner Mongolia! I'm not standing well in Inner Mongolia! Where can I get lost! ”
The text message was sent out for less than a minute, but I didn't expect Li Chunyan's text message to come back
"Trouble you how far to roll, I'm already angry and my stomach hurts! Don't give me gas while I'm eating, do you want my stomach to explode? You haven't lost contact, how many calls have I made, every time I'm sorry, the phone you dialed can't be connected for the time being, look at when I sent you a text message, what time are you looking at now! What is the difference between this and losing contact! This will be done badly, only then do I remember that there is such a person as me in the world, am I living so humblely, living for you with a text message all day long, I am too good at putting gold on my face! Of course you are standing in Inner Mongolia, is it possible that you can still be buried in the prairie of Inner Mongolia, aren't you afraid that where you have been buried, the grass that grows is a stinky man, and the cattle and sheep are not good, polluting people's pastures? ”
Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly when he saw this, thinking that he really deserved to be a college student, scolding people is so level, even if he doesn't bring a dirty word, and directly scolds people to the bones, it's not easy to refute if he wants to refute, but he is a little puzzled, it's the first time he has heard that he has exploded his stomach gas when he grows so big, and he has exploded his stomach gas, who can blame him for this, he can only blame himself for his small stomach, even if he is angry to death, this doesn't seem to blame others, but who makes his family his girlfriend, who can blame him for finding it now, What must be done at present is to quickly coax this tiger girl to be happy, and she will come to the cold war again, except for hurting her feelings, it makes no sense at all, so she breathed a long sigh of relief, and her eyes rolled and she immediately entered
"Oops! We went into the hinterland of the Mu Us Desert to familiarize ourselves with the route and workflow, and the signal in the desert was poor, so where could I go to do bad things! You've made so many calls, and the operator of the mobile company hasn't told you where I'm missing! You! I really love you more and more, I didn't expect to think that a lonely person like me would have a beautiful female college student who cares about me all the time! I'm dying of happiness! ”
After Wang Jinbao sent the text message, he breathed a long sigh of relief, thinking that the anger of this little girl should be gone, he had to go in quickly, see what he had to eat, don't be at that time, all the meat and vegetables were robbed by the master in front, he could only eat some vegetable leaves, and then go in late, I'm afraid he can't even eat vegetable leaves, so he can only drink some soup, but he didn't expect that he had just stepped forward, Li Chunyan's text message came again, and when he opened it, he was directly anxious, only to see that it was written
"Get out! Please disappear from my phone immediately, don't send those disgusting text messages to pollute my phone, in case of poisoning, I will have to fix it! You are familiar with the route and workflow of the Mu Us Desert, why don't you say that you will go on a day trip to the desert! Why did you just send the vixen around you, and you began to be a thief, and you began to worry about the operator of the mobile company, you don't pee and take photos, you look like you, you are not afraid of other people's operators, as soon as you see you as a criminal, call the police directly, and send you to the bureau! I've never seen such a shameless person as you, hurry up and stay where it's cool! Don't bother me in the future, when I'm blind and find you such a defective product, I don't want to quarrel with you, because I have lost confidence in you, our acquaintance is a mistake, I don't want to continue to make mistakes, and I don't want to deceive myself anymore, we are really not suitable, let's break up! ”
Wang Jinbao saw the direct pain of anger, and thought to himself that he knew how you were a nonsense, and it didn't make sense at all, it was still a tendon thing, even if it was pasted upside down at that time, my brother and I would not look for you, even if there was only one girl left in the world, I would rather choose suicide and let human civilization disappear directly, and I would not be aggrieved to live with you, if you were with me, you were blind at the time, then I didn't have eyes at all, I was too deceitful, I don't know if people still think he is a character, but in fact it's an ugly duckling, and I don't know what my surname is when I give it a little sunshine, so I get angry and my fingers tremble and enter
"That's it! Please don't challenge my bottom line, don't forget that anyone's patience is limited! I've already told you, there's no signal in the desert, what else do you want? And whether you broke up and said that it was a slip of the tongue! Is it interesting to open your mouth and shut your mouth? If you don't want to date, you just say it directly, or directly in your class, find a new love, send the two of you as a couple to send an MMS message, I will never pester you, don't forget that the girls in the world are not finished, and every minute and every second in the world, there are countless baby girls born, I can't afford you, but I can wait for them for twenty years, I can wait for thirty years, and if I don't marry for thirty years, I don't know how many times stronger than living with you, a neurotic! Don't forget that this earth leaves everyone to turn! ”
Wang Jinbao's face turned blue with anger, he closed his eyes and took a long breath, thinking to himself that his monkey brother was so comfortable, he actually suppressed it in his heart for so long, he didn't dare to say it! I don't want to say it! If you don't want to say it, everyone came out in one go, it was so relieving, but when he was about to go to dinner, he didn't expect Li Chunyan's text message to come again, he knew that it was definitely not a good word, so he didn't plan to read it, but he couldn't help but click on it, only to see that it was written
"Don't you think it's funny to talk about the bottom line to a person who doesn't have a bottom line? How do you know I'm late all day, and I've been tied to your crooked neck tree, so far away what do you know! Farewell! Go to hell! ”