Chapter 44: Paternity Test to Find Dad

He Guoliang breathed a long sigh of relief and patted Wang Jinbao on the shoulder

"Hey! What a shame! The brain is a good thing, but why don't you grow at all! It doesn't matter if you don't have a long brain, but why is you still legally blind! After studying for so many years, how can I not know monogamy! ”

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, thinking that this grandson didn't say anything, and he still remembered the dead enemy, and instantly lost the desire to speak, so he said impatiently

"That's it! If you want to say it, say it, and pull it if you don't say it! But you remember that in the past, one key could only open one lock, but now one key can open many locks! And some locks don't use keys, as long as the face scans the customs, you can open how you want! ”

He Guoliang hurried over and said in a very small voice

"Listening to that buddy, it seems that one of Yuan Shuang's former sisters was taken to a place called Heguan to develop the special in the tertiary industry together! I heard that there is almost zero investment, zero risk, and the benefits are excellent! But it seems that as long as the girl, otherwise I will carry the schoolbag and definitely go with it! ”

Wang Jinbao glared

"Oops! Fortunately, your congenital conditions are insufficient, otherwise you won't be able to make money, not to mention, if you are scared to death by one or two customers, the boss will not pay to death! So I advise you to take advantage of the heart that died early, and hurry up and do what you should do! ”

He Guoliang glared fiercely

"Why? Why? What's your mother's last name? They can make money if they go, and if I go, I can only make the boss lose money, and I will be kicked back, are they women, I am a woman, but I am also a woman! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at Zhong Ting's empty desk, then shook his head and glared at He Guoliang fiercely

"No matter where they go, it's better than staying at school! At least no, three days and two ends to run towards the obstetrics and gynecology department! ”

He Guoliang's eyes widened

"Are you really, your brain is stupid by the book, a little girl, what are you doing in the obstetrics and gynecology department if you have nothing to do!"

Wang Jinbao smiled evilly

"That's right, now that society is better, no matter how many women you have been dealt with, as long as you are not married, you will always be a virgin, and when his daughter-in-law asks if there is no first time, what to repay herself, he will say two words badly!"

He Guoliang was suddenly overjoyed

"Those two words?"

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips

"Technology!"

He Guoliang glared fiercely

"Now as long as you don't get married, no matter how many men you have, when you get married, you will always be like a mimosa, blushing and saying that you hate people and are still girls! When her husband asked, without his daughter Hong, what would he use to conquer his time, how should the bride answer, provided that she can do it! ”

Wang Jinbao said with a smile in his eyes

"Tricks!"

He Guoliang was directly speechless, looking at the former student in front of him, he directly subverted, and he said helplessly about the influence of good students

"Oops! You're a! Now I finally understand, why do people say that hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated! But now I have to warn you, it's better not to bully me in the future, or I'm going to have to make a big move!" ”

Wang Jinbao looked at He Guoliang's funny and strange expression, and thought to himself, in addition to secretly glaring at your brother, you are so scared that you even let out a fart, and you also magnify your tricks to scare me, I don't believe that you are still a sperm

"What a big move! Hurry up and let me see it! ”

He Guoliang smiled evilly

"If you dare to be okay again, then I'll open it, and I'll engrave your name on my bench!"

Wang Jinbao looked at it a little inexplicably

"Are you brains, replaced with pig brains, what are you doing with our names engraved on your bench?"

He Guoliang glared

"From now on, every time you bully me, I will fart at your name, until I know that every fart will kill you! So you kid pay attention, otherwise you don't know how to die! ”

Wang Jinbao was instantly defeated by this kid's innocence, and then said helplessly

"How old are you? If it weren't for the fact that the soil was frozen in winter, I would have thought about finding some soil to pee on! ”

He Guoliang instantly woke up from the joy of the victory just now, and asked extremely puzzled

"Don't you know that you can't defecate in the open? Do you have any quality? Besides, is it directly or indirectly related to how old I am when you pee on the soil?"

Wang Jinbao said with a wicked smile

"Nonsense, if you don't ask your age clearly, a young man of sixteen or seventeen, people passing by playing with urine don't tell jokes, and they think you are sick, so they will send you home directly, saying that the roadside car is unsafe, did you forget to take medicine!"

He Guoliang was directly speechless, and instantly burst out and pointed at Wang Jinbao's nose and scolded loudly

"Get out! How far my mind goes, please trouble immediately! Roll me how far right away! ”

Wang Jinbao was stunned for a moment, and then pointed to He Guoliang who was lying on the table

"You should be the one who should get out! Don't forget it's my seat! ”

He Guoliang pursed his lips, glared fiercely, and said without looking back

"It's like no one has a table!"

Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly, then shook his head

"That broken book that someone else has flipped through has come here to stimulate me, and you don't test your IQ first! Why can't the little heart stand it now, but fortunately your kid runs fast if you don't go, otherwise I'll take your kid's intestines and then take it out to make a slingshot to play! ”

As a result, as soon as Wang Jinbao finished speaking, he didn't expect He Guoliang to smile again, and walked over in a hurry

"Brother Wang, you still tell me why they want to go to the obstetrics and gynecology department!"

Wang Jinbao looked at He Guoliang's funny expression, then sighed helplessly, and said helplessly

"Yuan Shuang and Zhong Ting's little girls are not fake, the theory is that they have not yet reached the age stage of gynecological diseases! But if they don't leave this wolf's den as soon as possible, sooner or later they will be left in the school by Wang Baoqiang's descendants, they will have to become outside the uterus and unplanned pregnancy, and they will not go to the obstetrics and gynecology department to have an abortion, will they let an unlucky life come to the world The first thing they do is to do a paternity test to find their unmarried father in those perverts? Don't you think that's too fair? Or is it too cruel?"

He Guoliang glared

"Okay, don't be alarmist here, let's not talk about these people, do you have the courage to touch Wang Baoqiang's woman, take 10,000 steps back and say, they are brothers who have been born and died together for many years? How could you do something like a pig or a dog?"

Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly, looked at He Guoliang's surprised expression and complicated eyes, patted him on the shoulder and said helplessly

"Brother, it used to be a brother's wife and couldn't play, but now it's a brother's wife and can't play but can ride! In the past, it was people who took tea to cool it, but now people withdraw without taking the tea tray, don't forget that everything will not last long except for changing! In the future, except for Wang Baoqiang's infamy, there will be nothing left on the rivers and lakes, hurry up and read a book, I'm going to bed! ”