He Xiaogang found that Fan Lei was starting to make mistakes, and said helplessly

"Is your kid sick in the brain, or is the money burned very much, I didn't find out that people don't want you to break the bank, you can't stop it!"

Fan Lei sneered, thinking that this kid is not as kind as you think, but then again, you still look down on this kid too much, and now you can only knock out your teeth and swallow it in your stomach, but no matter what you say, you can't admit defeat, otherwise it will be difficult to raise your head in the future, so he immediately retorted

"Okay, don't be here anymore, listen to this kid's mouth full of benevolence and morality, but the belly full of cold arrows and dark guns is worse than anyone else! Although I don't have a solid family background like you, I can still afford to buy four packs of cigarettes! ”

He Xiaogang shook his head helplessly

"Hey! You name it! Wang Jinbao: You said to wait until the New Year to buy it! What the day did you buy it! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly

"Of course twenty-eight nine! When the supermarket is open on the last day of the year! ”

He Xiaogang thought to himself that this kid was so funny, why didn't he buy the New Year's things early and eat them slowly, but he had to wait until the New Year's Day, so he said extremely depressed

"Then why don't you buy it today, eat it slowly! I have to wait until the Chinese New Year! ”

Wang Jinbao glared, and didn't think about it

"I'm a common person, how can I compare with you, buy it now, eat it in two days, and watch the Spring Festival Gala on the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve and gnaw bricks!"

He Xiaogang didn't say anything

"Professor Fan, let's go!"

Fan Lei didn't go out with He Xiaogang, and pulled Wang Jinbao's arm

"I don't believe in this evil today, if you don't spend any money on your card today, I'll buy you a five-dollar cigarette!"

He Xiaogang completely collapsed

"Oops! You're not finished! ”

Fan Lei glared at He Xiaogang fiercely

"Oops! This kid has no money on him, we are both gone in a year, what if you let him smoke during the New Year! ”

He Xiaogang smiled bitterly, thinking to himself that you kid doesn't seem to be so kind! But this kid almost choked himself to death with a sentence just now, so he uncovered Wang Jinbao's quilt from the soles of his feet

"I'm lucky today, no matter what, there's a pack of Hibiscus King waiting for me, get up quickly!"

Wang Jinbao glared at He Xiaogang fiercely, I thought that your kid would be a traitor in the past, but he was afraid of being trained by this kid, so he said helplessly while putting on his clothes

"I can't afford to mess with the two masters! But don't forget what Professor Fan said, a five-piece cigarette, a pack of Hibiscus King! ”

Fan Lei snorted and walked outside

"Don't be so anxious to draw conclusions first, you kid doesn't have to be good at who dies!"

He Xiaogang gloated

"Hurry up! When I think of the Hibiscus King now, I can't stop salivaing! ”

Wang Jinbao said weakly

"You are so unkind, for your own selfish interests, this innocent passerby is used as a meat pad, may I ask you to smoke the cigarette in exchange for conspiracy, isn't it uncomfortable to smoke?"

He Xiaogang smiled and said unhurriedly

"Haven't you heard that people don't destroy heaven and earth for their own sake! Remember anything, if the plan succeeds, it is a resource, and if it fails, it is called a conspiracy! Because no matter what you say, the King of Hibiscus is better than a five-dollar cigarette! ”

Wang Jinbao wanted to say that the two of you must be a conspiracy, and it is a conspiracy that will not succeed, and it is impossible to become a resource, but he was afraid that Fan Lei, this kid, would not go, so he sighed and said

"Hey! Smoking equals chronic suicide! No matter how much you smoke, the result is the same lung cancer and death! The King of Fleur is on the bedside table, take it and smoke it! I'm not going!! ”

He Xiaogang glared

"No! Your cigarettes were bought by you scraping the intestinal oil, and I smoke disgusting! Get dressed quickly! I have one more question for you! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled faintly, thinking that if the wolf turned back, it would not be revenge, but revenge, this kid's bad fart smelled of sulfuric acid, and there must be nothing good to find himself, so he said helplessly

"Alright, don't be sour here! If you have something to say, let it go! ”

He Xiaogang glared

"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you! May I ask how a fifty cigarette and a pack of five cents are the same! Are people stupid? People say that smoking is the same as drinking, why do people like to drink, a hundred years of cellaring for thousands of dollars a bottle, but not a bottle of blended wine for a few dollars! ”

Wang Jinbao touched his flat head and looked at He Xiaogang's long hair

"Hey! People say that hair is long and knowledge is short, look how much longer your hair is longer than mine! ”

He Xiaogang lifted his glasses and said with some irritability

"That's it! Don't beat around the bush here! Say it! Why? ”

Wang Jinbao glared fiercely and pointed directly at his glasses and said

"What is smoke? Poison for chronic killing! What is wine, the essence of food, Hua! There is no comparison between the two at all, I don't know such a simple reason, are you worthy of this copper-coin thick glasses? Take 10,000 steps back and say that one hundred floors and ten floors are high and low! Some people say that smoking a good cigarette is like jumping off the 10th floor, and smoking cheap cigarettes is equivalent to jumping off the 100th floor, what is the difference in the result, so the effect of 5 cents cigarettes and 50,000 yuan cigarettes is the same, but I don't know when it started, cigarettes have become a symbol of success! ”

Fan Lei walked in at this time

"You're uncle! Let you go to the supermarket, not let you go to the morgue! Go or not! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at it

"Hey! It seems that if you don't go to the supermarket today, you have to go to the morgue! A place like a morgue, I can't use it in my life, I'm ready to return to my roots when I'm old, this place is for you! ”

Fan Lei was completely anxious and just raised his hand, Wang Jinbao shook the shopping card

"Save some effort, if you want me to buy cigarettes, you'd better not touch me! And don't forget, although I can't beat you, but my two hands can hurt me, which of your waste hands! ”

Fan Lei pushed He Xiaogang hard

"What are you grinding in the morning? Hurry up! ”

He Xiaogang reacted, Fan Lei had already snatched the door and twisted Wang Jinbao fiercely

"If you bow your head once, you'll die! I'm going to follow you two madmen and go around in circles here! ”

The root of Wang Jinbao's teeth itched

"Oops! Can you find someone better than you, is it interesting to bully me all the time? Why should I bow my head, haven't you heard that people can't say that they bow their noble heads? ”

He Xiaogang was speechless for a moment, he wanted to give a slap, but he really didn't want to grind with this kid anymore, so he said extremely irritably

"And a noble head! A meatball at best! Haven't you heard that you know how to bow your head to get ahead! ”

Jinbao came directly

"Wu ** has not dared to come out of the shell, has your head been looking down in your pants to see if there is gold on the ground?"

He Xiaogang shouted

"To go or not?"

Wang Jinbao found that this guy was directly enraged, and his heart was much more comfortable

"Okay, what are you doing with such an atmosphere, I'll withdraw first, see where Fan Lei goes!"

He Xiaogang chased after him

"You white-eyed wolf, don't run!"