Chapter 1: Crossing Over
"Get out of here! What to watch? Haven't you ever seen anyone fall into a manure pit? ”
An old lady wearing a coarse cloth dress with white flowers on a blue background hit the onlookers with a laundry stick in one hand, and hurriedly dragged her granddaughter who was paralyzed on the ground and covered in stains with the other.
"It's not uncommon to fall into the dung pit, but this is the first time in our Kuzhu village that I fell into the dung pit to peek at a man taking a bath!" The onlookers were indignant, and even reached out to pat her somewhat red cheeks, "I don't have a face, and I will lose face with our entire village, if this kind of thing spreads, who else would dare to marry a girl from our village within a radius of ten miles?" ”
The villagers shouted one after another, this Lin family's eldest lady Lin Zhou is famous for indulging in her granddaughter in Kuzhu Village, and raising her granddaughter Lin Xiaofei is called a pampered and willful girl, obviously a village girl in the village, but she is the daughter of a rich and noble family, and she is fat and fat with a pockmarked face, and no one looks down on her.
I only recognized Li Xiucai, who is the most white and handsome in the village, who can read and write.
Chasing people Li Xiucai every day, he shouted one by one, no, this evening, when the sun was about to set and the sky was dark, Lin Xiaofei was lying outside Li Xiucai's thatched house without face, waiting to watch Xiucai take a bath.
Li Xiucai had just come back from teaching in the next village, he was covered in stinky sweat, hit two large buckets of water and had not had time to take off his clothes, and when he turned his head, he saw a numb face lying on the swarthy wall, so frightened that he almost fainted on the spot, and when he lifted the water scoop, he hit the person on the wall, and Lin Xiaofei fell into the dung pit next to the wall.
Lin Zhou's triangular eyes swept the people around him who were watching the jokes, and saw that his granddaughter Lin Xiaofei couldn't wake up, so he was so annoyed that he grabbed the stains on Lin Xiaofei's body and waved his hand and splashed it on the people around him: "Look at it!" I tell you to see! ”
"Ho!" The people around saw the dirty and smelly fecal water splashing, screamed and didn't dare to stay longer, this Lin family's old lady was very spicy and fierce, she really wanted to make her hold a grudge, but she was afraid that the rest of her life in this bitter bamboo village would not be peaceful, and after dodging, she lifted her feet and left.
"Hey, little cub, what are you going?" Lin Zhou's family saw that the villagers were frightened by him, and he was proud, and when he saw Li Xiucai, who was shrinking on the side, he also wanted to leave, so he hurriedly pulled him away, "My Xiaofei's reputation is all ruined by you, you have to be responsible for her!" ”
Li Xiucai couldn't say the bitterness, only his neck was swollen and red.
"My Xiaofei hasn't woken up for a long time, if she has three longs and two shorts, I have to ask you to pay for her life!" No matter how strong Lin Zhou's is, he still can't hold back his emotions when he looks at his granddaughter, his nose is sore, and his eyes are red.
Li Xiucai was afraid that Lin Xiaofei would wake up and haunt her day and night, and she was afraid that she would have to die if she didn't wake up, so she stared at Lin Xiaofei's face without blinking.
Lin Xiaofei only felt a trance, his limbs were numb with pain, and the large abyss-like black tide in front of him faded, turning into a dazzling blood red in an instant, like the sun rising from afar little by little, and then suddenly brightened in front of him, and in the next moment, a pungent stench rushed to his brain.
"Ouch, my Xiaofei, you're finally awake!" Lin Zhoushi cried and pounced on Lin Xiaofei.
Lin Xiaofei was excited, and when he raised his eyes, he met Lin Zhou's tearful eyes.
She was a little puzzled, and opened her mouth to ask, "Grandma, who are you?" ”
"...... Grandmother? Lin Zhou was stunned, "What grandma, I'm your grandmother!" ”
"Grandma?" As soon as Lin Xiaofei opened her mouth again, a wet and stuffy stench suddenly rushed to her nose, choking her so much that she almost vomited, and when she looked down, she saw that her whole body was full of filth, dirty and sticky, and her brain was buzzing, Lin Xiaofei didn't know what was going on.
She was supposed to bring goods in the live broadcast room, but she just remembered to go to the toilet, and then she was dizzy, her eyes were black and she was unconscious, how did she wake up and get to this place?
It can't be a crossover, right......?
Lin Xiaofei is full of black lines, she has worked hard for so many years, and finally became a first-line anchor with goods, specializing in luxury beauty, could it be that she died suddenly during the live broadcast because of overwork?
I was afraid that the original owner Lin Xiaofei would die on the spot if she fell into the dung pit, which made her, a beauty anchor in the 21st century, come to me.
Since God has given her a chance to live again, she Lin Xiaofei can't live up to it, no matter where this is, she has to live well!
"My Xiaofei, your brain may have been broken, don't be afraid, you are stupid, I have to ask Li Wei to marry you!" Lin Zhou pulled Li Xiucai next to him, "Don't you want to escape, you have to go back to Lin's house with me at this moment, and we will have a round house tonight!" ”