Chapter 221: Wine Worm in the Belly
"Hey!"
Granny Luo sighed again: "Master, you don't know anything. ”
"Because when I married the fourth wife, the situation was different from before, and the third wife was still alive. The old man was afraid that the two wives would not get along, so he bought them a separate yard to live separately. ”
"This is like the ancient emperor's harem, he can go to whichever courtyard he wants."
"Later, when the children were older, they lived far away to make do with the children."
"In addition, our old man had a little accident before he got this alcoholic problem."
I hurriedly asked what the accident was.
Granny Luo said that in fact, Luo Yuansheng had passed away twice last year, and now it was completely considered a life to be picked up.
I heard it very strange, what does it mean to have passed away twice?
This death, can you copy it many times?
Granny Luo said it was like this.
One day in the first half of last year, Luo Yuansheng was depressed about the fight for family property for several children, and went to bed without dinner. Who knew that he never got up again from this sleep.
The servant who went to wake him up the next day found him dead.
The Luo family couldn't wait to send him a funeral stop, but when the family was crying in linen and filial piety, the old man Luo, who was lying straight and straight, suddenly sat up from the coffin and said, "I want to eat chicken." ”
At that time, the Luo family was scared.
After that, Old Man Luo ate the chicken and really lived, and it was no different from usual. The doctor also said that the old man was in good health, but his cardiopulmonary function was slightly worse.
After that, the Luo family's hanging heart was put down.
Because this old man Luo died too suddenly, he didn't have time to divide the family property.
Just when everyone thought that Old Man Luo would live for another three and five years after he came back from the dead, he couldn't wake up one afternoon, and he couldn't even breathe.
Although the doctors all diagnosed that the old man Luo had died, there was a previous lesson that the Luo family did not mourn the old man soon.
Maybe the old man will sit up like last time?
Really.
Seven days later, the Luo family, who were keeping vigil in the mourning hall, saw the old man stretch out his hand to open the yellow paper on his face.
This time, Old Man Luo was afraid that he would die again, after all, he had already returned his soul twice, and it was likely that there would be no third time, so he divided the family property in advance.
Those children have reached their share of what they deserve, and naturally no one cares whether they live or die.
It dawned on me when I heard it.
Granny Luo continued: "The third wife and her daughter come to see from time to time, but every time they have to mention the distribution of family property, the angry old man throws them with the wine jar, and they don't dare to come these days." ”
"And what about the eldest grandson?"
Hua Butterfly pondered and asked, "Didn't you say that there is a young master left behind in a long house?" Master Luo is his grandfather, and he won't come back to guard? ”
Granny Luo shook her head: "This young master of the long house is the same as the dead young master, it is estimated that he has inherited his fun-loving nature." Either drinking or playing games all day long, hanging out with a group of fox friends and dogs, and occasionally coming to visit, but still have a lot of dissatisfaction with the distribution of the inheritance. said that he was the eldest grandson of the eldest house, but Mr. Luo partially gave most of the family property to the fourth wife's family. ”
Hua Butterfly flicked her forehead when she heard it: "The grievances of the wealthy families are all tears when they talk too much." ”
While a room full of people was sighing, a hurried scream suddenly sounded outside.
It's the kind of sound that wears mechanical armor and boots, and the sound made by the shaking when walking, "click, click", accompanied by a very flamboyant voice: "What about people?!" Did my grandpa wake up today? ”
As he spoke, the man had already walked in.
I saw that he was 1.85 meters tall, tall and thin, wearing a black flying car and marine equipment, very advanced, this set I have only called in special effects movies, and I don't need to think about it to know that it is worth a lot.
Needless to say, he is Luo Leng, the grandson of Luo Yuansheng.
His face was also full of flamboyance, and when he saw my group, he asked Granny Luo: "Who are they?" ”
"That's right."
Granny Luo hurriedly explained: "A few days ago, didn't the young master and young lady's flounder mandarin duck tomb be dug up? The gravedigger found a Mr. Yin and Yang to cure the old man's illness. ”
He pointed at me and said, "This is Xiao Shouyi, Master Xiao." ”
Luo Leng let out a "oh" and looked at me again, and his tone was very contemptuous: "Can you cure my grandfather?" ”
I am neither humble nor arrogant: "Do your best." ”
Luo Leng put the voyeur he was holding on the table, picked up another piece of green jade square cake, and said while eating: "Look at your age is about the same age as me, it is estimated that it is not much older." Don't come here to cheat money, right? ”
"Anyway, if you can't cure my grandfather, our family won't pay."
No one wants to take care of this kind of strange opening.
Luo Leng thought to himself again: "Let me tell you, if you cure my grandfather, I will give you double the amount of money on the basis of the remuneration." In short, I can't let my grandfather have anything to do, otherwise the family property won't all fall into the hands of Sifang? ”
I had a black line on my face.
His grandfather is like this, but he is still only worried about the family property.
Luo Leng didn't care about the contemptuous eyes of a room of people, and asked Granny Luo: "What about my sister?" ”
Granny Luo hurriedly said: "As early as when the old man became ill, the family had already notified the young lady, but the young lady said that the old man was sick and asked him to find a doctor, and she was not a doctor, so it was useless to come back." So the young lady should still be in the United States and has not returned, saying yes.... It is said that he is busy with his studies. ”
We're black again.
This Luo family is like a white-eyed wolf.
"Forget it."
Luo Leng waved his hand and asked me again: "What is Master Xiao, do you know what happened to my grandfather?" He never drank alcohol, and now he drinks so much at once, what's the matter? ”
I see that I'm getting to the point, and I don't want to talk about other nonsense.
analyzed it: "Master Luo didn't know how to drink before, but after he came back to life, he became very fond of drinking. I don't know, I would think it was a big change in temperament caused by the resurrection, but it's not. ”
"Why?"
Luo Leng also thought so before: "A person who has been in the Ghost Gate Pass for two or three times, will it be because the soul has not come back to the Ghost Gate Pass?" ”
I waved my hand: "No, because Master Luo didn't like to drink before, and he doesn't like to drink now, and it can even be said that he drinks now, not willingly, but forced." ”
"Persecution?"
Luo Leng said: "Look at the newly spilled wine stains on the ground, I guess you have seen him drinking just now, he picked up the jar and drank it in one jar after another, who forced him." I'm worried that if he continues to drink like this, he will drink himself to death sooner or later. ”
I walked up to Master Luo, stretched out a finger and gently tapped Master Luo's stomach: "Here! ”
The stomach also seemed to know that someone was knocking on it, and moved.
Luo Leng had never seen his grandfather's stomach move on its own, so he sat up from the chair in fright and stammered: "What... What's the situation? ”
I said, "Master Luo, there is something in his stomach." ”
"What's that?"
I heard that when some pregnant women are pregnant, they will change their tastes because of the baby, Luo Leng knows that his grandfather is a man, and he is not a pregnant child, right?
I pondered for a moment and thought of something written in the book: "Wine worms." ”
"Legend has it that the wine worm is a drunkard and loves to drink very much."
"This kind of thing was originally born in wine and grew in wine. You can't do without wine for a moment, which is equivalent to a parasite in wine. ”
"In this world, the reason why some people are addicted to alcohol is because they have alcohol worms in their stomachs, and they feel uncomfortable as soon as they leave the wine, so even if some people drink until their liver bursts, they are in the advanced stage of liver cancer, but they still don't leave their hands."
"It's because they have a wine worm in their stomachs, so they have to drink if they don't want to."
"That's how Master Luo is."
I said, "He has a wine worm in his stomach, which is why he is very addicted to alcohol, but when he woke up, the look in his eyes told me that he didn't want to drink." ”
Luo Leng was very anxious at this time: "Grandpa never drinks, where did you provoke the wine worm?" ”
"This,"
I said, "I'm afraid I'll have to wait until I fish out the wine worm in his stomach." ”
When Luo Leng heard this, he slapped the table with a bang: "Then why don't you go quickly!?" How do you fish, do you use a hook to fish? I'm telling you, I've got a knack for fishing. ”
Hua Butterfly pushed the second and irritable teenager: "Go on the side, don't disturb Brother Shouyi's thinking." ”
"Do you dare to push Young Master Ben?"
Luo Leng was like Daoming Temple at this time: "No one has ever dared to do anything to Young Master Ben, you are the first, very good, you have successfully attracted my attention." ”
"Watch out for you big-headed ghost!"
Flower Butterfly didn't bother to talk to him.
I also grabbed them, and said to Granny Luo: "Excuse me, go and help me prepare something to use later, and we will fish out the wine worms in Old Man Luo's body." ”
Mother-in-law Luo Po hurriedly said that there was no problem, just open your mouth if you want.
I said, "A fishing rod, a golden hook and some medical cotton ....."
"That, that...."
Before he finished speaking, Luo Leng answered: "Look at you, I said he used the fishing method, right?" ”
Hua Butterfly unceremoniously gave him a kick, and the angry Luo Leng had a seizure on the spot, if it wasn't for the fact that it was important to save Master Luo now, they would have been able to fight.
I said to Granny Luo again, "These are just auxiliary items, Granny Luo, do you have any other good wine in your house besides bone drunkenness?" ”
"Yes, yes!"
Granny Luo hurriedly said: "Since the lord fell in love with drinking, my husband often went to collect good wine for him, and he was not afraid of spending money to only pick up the good ones and buy them. ”
I waved my hand: "Forget about foreign wine, you want liquor, and you want the most expensive liquor." ”
When Granny Luo heard this, she hurriedly went to get the wine herself.
After a while, he came back with two or three small brown wine jars: "Master, let me tell you, although I can't hand over the name of this wine, my husband bought it from outside at a high price, and it is the most expensive in the cellar." You sniff it. ”
With that, open the lid.
A strange aroma of wine immediately filled the room, and it was very intoxicating.
Even people like me, who don't usually drink baijiu, want to go up and taste the aroma of this liquor when they smell it.
Master Luo on the bed also snorted and opened his eyes.
"Not good,"
I hurriedly asked Granny Luo to plug the stopper of the wine jar, firstly to prevent volatilization, and secondly, to prevent Master Luo from suddenly jumping down from the bed to grab the wine.
But it's too late.
Luo Yuansheng was like a sportsman at this time, rubbed it up, ran to the three jars of wine in Granny Luo's hand, grabbed one, pulled out the stopper, and was about to raise his head to drink.
Fortunately, I was quick to see and hand, so I snatched the wine jar and handed it to Jiang Sichen on the side.
He restrained Luo Yuansheng with another backhand, and shouted at a few young people on the side: "You guys, come over with a rope and tie Master Luo to the chair." ”
Several young people looked at each other, and no one dared to move.
They all looked at Luo Leng.
Luo Leng was furious: "What are you wastes looking at me for? At this time, it's not a dead horse to be a live horse doctor? Do as he says. ”