Chapter 18: You're Neurotic
Lao Cai was still chatting happily with the people in the live broadcast room, and suddenly heard Bai Xiaochuan say: "There is a ......"
Lao Cai couldn't help but be stunned, listened attentively, and sure enough, there was a sound of slapping a ball in the alley.
It really appeared, and at the same time, his heart beat faster, and he lowered his voice and said: "Everyone, I was lucky today, and the little boy who slapped the ball appeared......"
As soon as he said this, the live broadcast room suddenly boiled.
Kill the ghost without seeing blood: "Lao Cai, hurry up and get him, if you can't kill him, I'll collect the body for you, now I'll order a coffin for you to ...... first"
Ghost Strange Man: "What is lucky, is it unfortunate Okay, Lao Cai, do you have any misunderstanding about the word lucky, the little boy who shoots the ball only comes out when he encounters someone whose cultivation is lower than him, and he who feels that there is a high point of cultivation around him will not come out, you are despised......"
"+1 ...... of contempt"
"Ibid......"
"Ibid......"
As soon as the live broadcast room swiped the screen, Lao Cai's face was almost green, and he hated it so much that his teeth itched, and Brother Bai would make a move later, guaranteeing to scare you to death this group of dogs, let you see what it means to exorcise ghosts, a group of uninformed goods.
The alley is full of ghosts, shrouded in the inside.
Even without the use of a detector, a bewildered white mist can be seen.
Bai Xiaochuan did not move, this does not need to open the eyes of the sky, since this guy wants to harm people, he must be visible.
At this time, a beautiful woman of twenty-three or four-four passed by.
There was a sound of slapping a ball in the alley, which caught her attention.
Then I saw a ball roll to her feet not far away.
The beauty lifted her long shawl hair, and the corners of her mouth curled slightly, this is that naughty child!
At this moment, a pink little boy in the alley, who looked no more than eight or nine years old, ran out of the alley.
looked at the beauty and said, "Big sister, can you help me pick up the ball?" ”
He flashed big eyes, had a watermelon head, wore a shirt and shorts, and tilted his head to look at the beautiful woman.
Lao Cai was already nervous, and he didn't understand why Bai Xiaochuan didn't make a move.
The beauty is half-squatting, and the black half-step skirt is tight on the hips to form a perfect arc.
I only heard Bai Xiaochuan muttering in a low voice: "What a big ass......"
Lao Cai almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood, when is this time, you still pay attention to other people's butts, I said brother, can we be serious!
The beautiful woman squatted down and reached out to pick up the red and white ball, and as soon as her hand reached in front of her, she suddenly stepped on top of the ball.
She looked up and saw Bai Xiaochuan looking at her with a smile.
The beauty suddenly frowned, why is this person like this, he is too unqualified.
Bai Xiaochuan smiled and said, "If you don't want to die, leave quickly, don't hinder this Heavenly Master from catching ghosts!" ”
The beauty's watery eyes suddenly widened, and she said, "You are an exorcist!" ”
Bai Xiaochuan nodded proudly, buddy is not only a ghost exorcist, but also a ghost trap......
The beauty pouted and said, "That's just a child, what the hell is that?" ”
"Urban weirdness, little boy slapping the ball!" Bai Xiaochuan said with a deep face: "Once you are led into the alley by him, the consequences will be unimaginable......
"The little boy who slaps the ball?" The beautiful woman said with a sarcastic look on her face: "How can such a cute little boy be a ghost!" Feet off! ”
Damn, you big ass and brainless woman, if it weren't for Lao Tzu as a hidden person, I really wouldn't be too lazy to pay attention to you.
The little boy spoke again: "Uncle, will you give me back the ball?" ”
I say you are the ancestors!
Bai Xiaochuan has a black line, this kid is deliberate, call the beauty "big sister", and I will become an uncle?
Why have you become a ghost and your brain is broken?
Bai Xiaochuan said with a smile: "Little friend, this court is covered by me, you are playing here, have you paid protection money?" ”
Before he finished speaking, the beauty was almost crazy, bullying children, why is this person like this?
The muscles on Lao Cai's face also jumped, but he couldn't help it.
The last time I saw Bai Xiaochuan's unconventional play, he already had a slight immunity, and this guy's exorcism is different from normal routines.
The live broadcast room has already laughed a lot.
Kill ghosts without blinking: ", Lao Cai, your partner is really the best, I've watched too many movies......"
My future dream: "It's a joke, I recommend a psychiatric hospital, wrap up ......"
Ghost around the corner: "Which one ordered the coffin?" Hurry up and order an extra ......"
Su Zihan gritted his teeth at the computer screen over there, this guy who doesn't know life or death actually talks big about ghosts, there is something wrong with your brain!
Bai Xiaochuan doesn't care what he says in the live broadcast room, he only has one purpose here, Lao Tzu needs qi and blood value.
The little boy looked at Bai Xiaochuan silently for a moment before he said again: "Uncle, have you seen my ball?" ”
The show begins......
If you don't, he'll take off your head, and if you see it, pick up the ball on the ground and give it to him, he'll say, "It's not this one......
Either way, it's a dead end.
"Uncle, did you see my ball?"
The little boy asked again, and his voice became distant and indifferent, with a ghostly aura in it, which made people involuntarily listen to it and chill their bodies.
At the same time, behind the alley where he was standing, the fog rolled up slightly, and the temperature dropped several degrees in an instant on a night that was still quite hot.
The beauty next to Bai Xiaochuan found that it was really not quite right at this time.
"Yikes!" With a bang, he took a few steps back and hid behind Bai Xiaochuan.
It turns out that this little boy is really the legendary ghost, but fortunately he is there.
At this time, her resentment towards Bai Xiaochuan was swept away, and looking at Bai Xiaochuan standing there, stepping on the ball, she felt that she was extraordinarily stylish, super handsome, and a sense of security arose.
The eyes of the beautiful women shine straight, and sure enough, brave men are the most handsome.
Bai Xiaochuan smiled: "I saw it......"
The little boy continued to perform according to his routine, shook his head slightly, and said, "It's not that one, it's your neck...... The ......"
When he said this, the blood color of his originally pink face faded, his face became dark blue, and the black pupils in his eyes quickly disappeared, turning into a pale white.
The beautiful woman stretched out her little hand to cover her mouth, so scary......
Play this set with Lao Tzu?
Bai Xiaochuan smiled and said: "Little friend, are you neurotic, this is my head, not a ball......
Little boy: "......"
"I didn't!" The little boy shook his head decisively and replied.
"Don't pretend, the general neuropathy says that he is not sick......" Bai Xiaochuan said disdainfully.
The little boy pondered for a moment and said, "I have ......"
"You see, I confessed ......"
Bai Xiaochuan pointed at the little boy and laughed.
Lao Cai: "......"
Beauty: "......"
Live room: "......"
Little boy ghost: "??? ”
"Ding, the little boy Ghost Lu Yu feels that he has been tricked, he is very annoyed, and his qi and blood value are increased by 1!"
"Ding, the little boy Ghost Lu Yu thinks you are particularly neurotic, and your qi and blood value is increased by 1!"