Chapter 6: The Cowardly Husband
"Who are you?!"
Wei Flails shouted at the man standing at the window.
The cuckoo instinctively hid behind Wei Flai.
The man outside the window had a slightly chubby round face, looking submissive, which made Wei Flail irritable for a while.
He hates the man of his mother-in-law the most, and the middle-aged man standing by the window is the kind of person he doesn't like.
This irritability strangely overwhelmed his initial fear.
The man by the window hurriedly licked his face and explained, "Hello, I'm your landlord's husband, let's see if you need help." ”
"Are you Aunt Fang's husband?"
Wei Fang asked uncertainly.
"Yes, yes, I'm her husband."
"My name is Yunhu."
The man craned his neck.
"Hello Uncle Yun."
Only then did Wei Fang notice the clothes he was wearing, he actually wore an impermeable dark green coat in the summer, he seemed to be very afraid of the cold, and from time to time he would shrink his neck a few times, which also deepened his sense of cowardice.
Wei Flais felt that he was particularly spicy-eyed, and he did not have the spirit of a manly man standing up to the sky, and it seemed that his status in the family would not be high.
Yunhu is a hunchback, the degree of hunchback is very deep, if it is not a hunchback, his real height should be more than one meter eight, but the posture in front of him, even if he is placed in front of the cuckoo who is more than one meter and six meters tall, makes people feel that he is inferior.
Wei Flails didn't feel scared at all now.
"Uncle Yun, what about Aunt Fang, why didn't you see her come over to answer the rental agreement with us in the afternoon?"
Wei said as if he didn't care, but he was actually at the bottom of the cloud tiger.
He wanted to know if Yunhu was really the unmanly person he hated.
She ...... She ......"
Yunhu said hesitantly: "She has something to do, by the way, I brought the rental agreement here, you just didn't draw the curtains, I'll take a look at your absence." ”
"What does Aunt Fang do? Where does she work? ”
"This ...... This ......"
“…… It's not a decent job...... "Yunhu swallowed.
Wei Fang knew his embarrassment in an instant.
"By the way, the curtains we removed are a little dirty, I wonder if Uncle Yun have any clean curtains to replace?"
"I can't come up with an idea, I'll help you ask in the evening."
Can't get an idea for a curtain?
When Wei Fang saw Yunhu's appearance, he hated that iron could not become steel, and he was a manly man who was bullied like this by a woman.
He was incredible.
"Oops." The cuckoo noticed Wei Flail's aggressiveness, pulled down his sleeve and whispered, "Why are you embarrassing others?" ”
"Just look at it, I'm measured."
Wei Fang turned around and replied quickly in a whisper.
He continued: "Uncle Yun, give me the rental agreement, and we can take a good look at it." ”
"Hey!"
Yunhu was pardoned and stuffed the housing agreement into the gap between the anti-theft nets the width of his little finger.
Wei Flails quickly swept through the rental agreement, in fact, the rental agreement is much the same, stipulating the obligations of both the tenant and the tenant, as well as the monthly rental price and other things, and the last thing in the agreement: if Party B violates the above regulations, such as early departure, Party A must be compensated three times the rent.
Wei Fang frowned when he looked at it, he could accept three times the rent, but the agreement did not stipulate the relevant regulations for Party A's breach of contract, and the subtext was that Party A did not have to bear any trouble for breach of contract, and the agreement was full of restrictions on Party B.
"Uncle Yun, I'm afraid this agreement is inappropriate, right?"
Wei Fang pointed to the relevant regulations by the window and said: "I can basically accept your rental agreement, but it is all about the provisions of Party B, so it is not too kind, and your landlord must also do some responsibility, right?" ”
"Really? Let me see. Yunhu pursed his lips, took the rental agreement, and said to Wei Yao: "It seems that something is wrong, I'll go back and talk to my wife." ”
"Just add a regulation for Party A's breach of contract, don't bother Aunt Fang?"
Wei Flails said dissatisfied.
"Yes, yes."
Yun Hu said with a smile, his slightly chubby round face, I don't know if it was hot or ashamed, and it became slightly red.
"I'll be sure to help you ask when I get back."
He put away the housing agreement and left the window.
After Yunhu left, Wei Flais immediately said with a disdainful face: "I've never seen a man like him? ”
"If I want to live like him, I'll just hit the wall and die!"
"Alright, be quiet!"
The cuckoo blamed: "What if he didn't go far, what if he heard us talking?" Isn't it okay to talk behind someone's back? ”
"Ho!" Wei Yu said nonchalantly: "Just a soft egg like him, what can he do if he hears it?" ”
"I understand it, he can't do anything, what do we do, and it works to find Aunt Fang."
"I know you're smart and know how to deal with people, but you can't hurt people like that."
The cuckoo slapped Wei Flails on the back.
"I just can't be angry, shame our man's face!"
Wei Fang said indignantly, righteous words, as if representing the opinions of all men in the human race.
"I can warn you, you must not learn from Aunt Fang!"
Wei Flail said to the cuckoo.
"I, how dare I?"
The cuckoo was unhappy and said, "You actually doubt me? I don't want to pay attention to you. ”
The cuckoo twisted his head and ignored Wei Flai.
Wei Flail also knew that his words were a bit heavy.
He took the initiative to apologize to Du Juan: "Wife, I'm sorry, wasn't I excited for a while? ”
Wei Flail kept apologizing, and Du Juan was a soft-hearted person, so it didn't take long for the two to get along again.
It was getting dark, and the two of them didn't buy an induction cooker and kitchen utensils, so it was impossible for them to make their own fires and cook.
There are basically no open restaurants downstairs, and even if there are them, they don't know where they are.
Wei Fang opened the takeaway APP and wanted to order food on the APP, but when he relocated the address to order, there was no restaurant within the delivery range.
Wei Flail does not believe in evil, turn on GPS, re-set the address, this time the APP directly prompts, your address is not within the scope of delivery.
"What's the broken APP?"
Wei Fang was so angry that he scolded directly, and the mobile phone was thrown aside by him.
After throwing away the phone, he immediately went back to Mei.
This mobile phone cost him thousands of oceans, and he expects to use it for a year or two in the future.
Fortunately, the phone was thrown to the hardwood bed that had been dried and laid out, and it did not fall directly to the ground.
Wei Flail took back the thrown phone and pressed the screen to check it carefully.
I feel that the tempered film I bought for 20 oceans is not a waste of money, and there is nothing wrong with the mobile phone.
"The mobile phone is very expensive, what should you do if you break it?"
Seeing this, the cuckoo was a little unyielding.
Wei Flails was not happy, and looked at the cuckoo without speaking with a black face.
The cuckoo's voice grew quieter.
She changed the topic and said: "This APP must be bad, let's change the APP to order takeout and try it?" ”
Wei Fang's face turned clear, and she breathed a sigh of relief.
In fact, sometimes she thinks that Wei Flais will do something terrible to herself one day because of anger, just like a few short suspense horror novels that she read by chance.
Wei Flails were indeed a little angry.
Most of that money is his hard-earned money, where is the turn to get the cuckoo's fingers, even if she is his girlfriend!
She said that mobile phones are expensive, doesn't she mean that she secretly scolds herself for not having money?
Wei Flail looked down on this kind of gold worshipper the most, so he didn't give Du Juan a good face for a while.
The cuckoo changed the subject, so he didn't bother with her.
"Okay, I heard that the on-time eating app is pretty good, let's go next."
Wei Flais took the initiative to open the chatterbox, and Du Juan knew that this matter had been revealed.
"The mobile phone you bought me, I heard that the satellite positioning is particularly accurate, can you try it with my mobile phone?"
She secretly complimented Wei Flai, and the valuables on a woman's body were a man's face to Wei Flai.
Therefore, Du Fang's words made him very useful.
"Okay, you download that APP, let's order fried rice and eat it."
"Listen to you."
The cuckoo smiled sweetly.
Fortunately, there is a 4G network in the old city, and the speed of APP download is not slow.
The APP was downloaded and installed in a short time.
Du Juan clicked on the Eat on Time APP, but it was the same as the takeaway APP used by Wei Flail before, and it also showed that your address was not within the delivery range, please reset it.
"Damn, a broken takeaway app is also low!"
Wei Fang couldn't help scolding anymore, his teeth itching with hatred.
"Don't be angry, get angry, how ugly is it?"
Wei Flail suppressed his anger a little, and he said, "There is no way, it seems that we can only starve tonight." ”
Wei Flail sighed helplessly.
The cuckoo had a flash of inspiration and got up to rummage through his suitcase.
"Look, what is this?"
She smiled and pulled out two buckets of instant noodles.
"Yes." Wei Fang said happily: "We still have instant noodles." ”
"Brother Meng should be at home, I'll go and ask him for hot water, we both have dinner today!"
Wei Feng praised without hesitation: "Wife, you are so smart! ”
"Humph!" The cuckoo crossed his waist and said coquettishly: "You still keep saying that I am stupid, and my stupid woman is useful, right?" ”
"My wife is the smartest woman in the world!"
Wei Fang couldn't help but leave another mouthful of saliva on the cuckoo's face.
"I hate it!"
The cuckoo dupliously wiped the saliva off his face.
Wei Flail said to the cuckoo, "You wait in the house, and come when you go for your husband." ”
He knocked on Meng Gaozhao's door again: "Brother Meng, are you at home?" ”
"Is it Brother Wei Flai?"
He exchanged names with Meng Gaozhao before.
"That's right, it's me."
"I'll put the tool on your doorstep, you can see it."
"See." Meng Gaozhao smiled: "There are a lot of them. ”
"That's good, that's good......"
Wei Fang then got straight to the point and said, "I came this time to ask Brother Meng if you have hot water, and I'll borrow some hot water from you to make some instant noodles to eat." ”
"There's nothing to borrow or not to borrow."
Meng Gaozhao said to Wei Fang: "The hot water should be cold, I'll go and cook some new hot water for you, you can sit at home." ”
Wei Flail entered the house unceremoniously this time.
"Thank you, Brother Meng."
Meng Gaozhao's home can be described as extremely simple, there is nothing of value on the four walls of the house, and it is a place that thieves do not disdain to patronize.
Meng Gaozhao gave up the chair to Wei Fang, and he went to pour out the water from the electric kettle and add some cold water.
While waiting for the water to boil, Meng Gaozhao sat on his bed.
"Excuse me, Brother Meng, otherwise, we will have to eat instant noodles tonight."
"It's a gesture."
The table next to the wall is decorated with incense tables and shrine signs.
Wei Flails inquired, "Alas? Brother Meng, I see that you have two magic cards, one is your mother's, and the other is whose own? ”
He just had nothing to say, so he could pass the boring time waiting for the hot water to boil.
Meng Gaozhao's face changed slightly, and then he said as usual: "It's my father." ”
"Oh."
Wei Yu still had doubts in his heart, he noticed that the other spirit card was not engraved, and Meng Gaozhao seemed to have something to hide.
Goo, goo!
Hot water boiled between two days of chatting.
Meng Gaozhao got up and brought the kettle to Wei Flai.
"Take it and use it, just give it back to me."
Wei Yu nodded hurriedly and left Meng Gaozhao's house with a hot water kettle.
Meng Gaozhao stood there uncertainly, and in the end he just sighed faintly, and sat down in his chair weakly.