Wang Jinbao wanted to say, I am sick, do you have medicine? But after thinking about it again, this is too uninspiring, so I said with a wicked smile

"That's right! Lovesickness is a disease if it doesn't come! Do you two girls have lovesickness? ”

Guan Yinbang rolled his eyes angrily, didn't say a word, and Meng Junhong sighed

"Baby, wake up! You're not lovesick, it's a typical neurosis! To be exact, I called, and I went crazy! Holding the phone all day long, regardless of the image at all, in front of the public, he said slutty little ghosts, come and smack! Forget about this, now even the envelope is pro! Aren't you afraid that the pulp used to make envelopes contains paper recycled from the toilet! Therefore, I see that you still haven't attended class, so you really can't send it to the hospital and give you a neuropathy evaluation! ”

Wang Jinbao pursed his lips angrily, and wanted to refute and ask him if he had heard of it, and he wanted to say it out loud if he loved it, but at present, he was at a disadvantage, he made such a long phone call, and the phone bill was spent a lot, and he had never seen a hair, if he refuted it like this, he would definitely give himself a political lesson next, and then his eyes rolled and he said with a bad smile

"That's it! Let's not say whether I'm really sick or not, but no matter what, I said that when I said it, there was an innocent girl on the other side of the phone, with the microphone on her face, waiting quietly! And you look at you look so strong, hormone reserves exceed the standard, and you have a long bag on your face, but you are holding a book all day long, and you don't know that it is comfortable to hold a girl! Therefore, it is you who should really go to the doctor, and you are also a psychologist, to see if you are lacking in heart, or if you have a tendency to be cold in some aspects! ”

As soon as the words fell, the silver bracelet was resurrected with blood, and the skin smiled and said unusually sinisterly

"How do you know your mom, put the phone microphone on your face, not on your ass! Aren't you afraid, people will just fart you and crash you to death! ”

Wang Jinbao was almost choked to death, and then his eyes rolled, thinking that he could turn the loss into a advantage, which was called ability, so he said with a wicked smile

"Oops! You kid is a whore! A straight sentence hits the nail on the head and goes straight to the point! Little brother, I sigh to myself! But if you can kiss your ass directly, wouldn't it be more convenient! You're right! Besides, do you understand women, that one is not called a fart, but a charming femininity! Ay! For Tian Bo to run out of the underground to judge you, don't call yourself a thief in the future, just change your name to Raw Gourd Scoop!"

Guan Yinbang gritted his teeth angrily, and then said with an extremely dangerous smile

"Oops! Now I finally understand what it means to be invincible! You're so cheap to the bone! If I tell you more, I feel disgusting! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled faintly, glared fiercely, and said coldly

"Hey! Talking about love with a little kid who doesn't understand women is simply torture! Hurry up and do what you want to do! Who wants to do the same with you! ”

Guan Yinbang had just been turned off, but he didn't expect Meng Junhong, who was sitting in the middle to watch the excitement, and was stunned for a moment and asked extremely puzzled

"Jinbao! I had a question from the beginning, I didn't think it through, I don't know if you can point it out! ”

Although Wang Jinbao knows that this is a pit nine times out of ten, but he has a habit, then jump into the pit with his eyes wide open, and the person who digs the pit does not pull, if he is not afraid of making the world known, he is a despicable villain digging a pit, then he will stay in the pit all the time, if he dares to bury himself, then he will pull him into the pit together, and he must also pull a cushion for the time being, so that he understands a truth before the temporary, that is, while digging a pit for others, he is also digging a pit for himself, so don't do things that harm others and yourself, Otherwise, I don't know how to die, so I said with a happy smile

"Veteran! Didn't you take the rubber shoes that haven't been washed for decades and smack my big mouth? How can I be, how dare I give you some guidance, if you look up to the little brother, let's discuss it together, what do you think?"

When Meng Junhong heard this, his smiling eyes narrowed into a slit, and he said happily

"Oops! When it comes to relationships, I'm a newborn directly in front of you! So don't be humble! Actually, it's nothing, but I haven't figured it out until now, why are you so infatuated and crazy with Li Chunyan, who has never even met you! Thinking about falling in love all day long, aren't you afraid, the rotten toad wants to eat swan meat, but the swan pecks the toad and throws it into the sea to feed the fish! Not drowned, but completely disappeared from the world, leaving no trace! Is it worth it for you?"

Wang Jinbao breathed a long sigh of relief, and looked at the old soldier who usually looked honest and honest, but he didn't expect that scolding people not only did not have dirty words, but also scolded directly into the bone marrow, and then said helplessly

"Huh! Thank you for your concern! Rest assured, we are in the north, and there are no toads that can drown! Therefore, there is no risk of drowning, as for whether you say it is worth it or not, the most critical factor why love is sacred is not to remember to lose! Don't remember the consequences! No cost! Otherwise, how could there be a song "Love When You Die"! Do you think I'm right?"

Meng Jun pursed his lips angrily, and then said coldly

"Brother! Wake up! Don't forget! Perfect in a romantic TV series! Don't be naïve, let's be realistic! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled

"Veteran, you're so funny! Let's not say that there are always dreams, in case they come true! Take 10,000 steps back and say, it is also written by people, and no one interprets the TV series, in the final analysis, it is just a bunch of cold words! Why can other people's love be written and made into a TV series! Why can't we pursue perfect love? Can you be a little more confident?"

Meng Junhong glanced at it with great regret, and then said with some sadness

"Write love letters, I admit, you kid does have two brushes! But if you want to write your so-called love into a TV series, I'm afraid it's a bit of a fool's dream! Don't be empty when the bamboo basket is empty, and you won't be able to think about writing a suicide note for a while, and you'll be killed! That's a love letter, and it's time to write a suicide note! ”

Wang Jinbao smiled

"Oops! As for this question, I can only tell you like this, even if I finish writing a suicide note, it at least proves that I have been crazy about love, but I am just planning things in the sky, and the results are unsatisfactory, but being able to calm down and write a suicide note at least proves that there are no regrets in this life! ”

Meng Junhong was stunned for a long time, and then asked extremely puzzled

"Since you're ready to die, I won't say more! But I still haven't figured out where you got your confidence, how can you guarantee that you will be able to catch that little ghost?"

(End of chapter)