"Huh!? Yes! Xiao Feng stood up and said proudly with his hands on his hips: "Uncle Mao, your hands are a little long!" ”

Watching Xiaofeng and Mao Du sing and harmonize, I had an illusion: it seems that all the weirdness last night was just a hazy dream, where are so many weird and terrifying events in this world - science is the most positive theme of this world.

But through the window, I could see that the piece of shit I had stepped on last night was still lying quietly downstairs, wordlessly telling me what had happened to me last night.

"Little wind! Uncle Mao! Stop making a fuss, it's time to get down to business! I shouted at the two of them - I don't know if the character of 2B is really contagious, now it's not just Xiaofeng, even Uncle Mao Du has become 2.

"Business?" Xiao Feng frowned thoughtfully, and after a while, he suddenly jumped up and said: ", I almost forgot, I have to check out before 12 o'clock, and I have to count an extra day for overtime!" ”

"Can you be normal?" I slapped Xiaofeng on the back of the head: "You left the room, where are we staying tonight?" ”

"Didn't you say you would rent a house today?"

"Migrant workers? Rent for half a year? Want a complete set of appliances? Do you think anyone will still believe us? ”

"Don't leave the room yet." Mao Du suddenly interjected, "If you should go to find a rented house, you have to find it, since the inns are willing to open a room for us, then there will definitely be people who are willing to rent a house for us." After all, we have to stay in the village for a long time, and we can't stay here forever. Even for the sake of our wallets, we had to find a house. ”

"Yes, the house will not be returned first, but the rental house still needs to be found." I answered, "By the way, what's the situation with you two, why did you sleep so hard last night?" Did you feel anything out of the ordinary? ”

"Anomalous? No, I just felt extremely relaxed, as if all the fatigue I had been before had exploded last night. Xiaofeng said: "But because of this, I slept extremely sweetly last night, and when I woke up today, I felt that my whole body was full of vitality!" ”

"Me too." Mao Du said.

I'll go, I didn't sleep well? I was speechless for a moment.

……

Xiaofeng went downstairs to find the innkeeper to renew the room money for another day, and by the way, he also bought lunch for the two of us from a nearby restaurant: a few boxes of lunches, a few bottles of beer, and two roast chickens.

After eating and drinking, Xiaofeng and Mao Du were bored while picking their teeth while watching the program on TV. It just so happened that in the TV series, there was a plot in which a caterpillar turned into a beauty and called herself a sugar bag, Xiaofeng looked like a pig brother and said: "Why are the beauties transformed by animals so beautiful?" The Jade Rabbit Essence and the Peacock Princess in Journey to the West, even in this play, a caterpillar can become so beautiful! I wish I could have such an amazing beauty by my side! ”

"Don't hope, maybe you have it by your side now." I glanced at Xiaofeng and said lukewarmly.

"What do you mean?"

"In this huge faint village, the beauties are like clouds."

"I mean animals?"

"It's an animal!"

"Damn, you didn't sleep well last night, right?" Xiaofeng reached out and touched my forehead: "Don't burn!" ”

I flicked Xiaofeng's arm and said, "Do you know what I did last night?" Uncle Mao, come over too, I discovered an extremely terrifying secret in the village last night! ”

Mao Du was picking his feet, and when he heard my words, he shook his head coldly, and his fingers unconsciously touched his lips and asked, "What secret?" ”

I stared at Xiao Feng, looked at Mao Du again, and said word by word: "This so-called faint village may not be the world of human beings!" ”

"Not the world of humans? What do you mean by that? ”

I described what happened last night to Xiaofeng and Mao Du in detail.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Feng actually had an expression of "you are stupid", patted the bed exaggeratedly, and said disdainfully: "You overslept, right?" Are you taking your dreams seriously? There is simply no way that animals are anthropomorphic in this world! ”

Mao Du looked around and didn't say a word.

Xiaofeng's performance surprised me a bit. Because Xiaofeng has always called himself Sherlock Holmes in G City, and has always been observant, he actually vetoed my opinion so hastily at this moment, which really makes me incomprehensible.

"That's right." Xiao Feng looked at my incomprehensible look and explained: "In the mythological system of this world, there is indeed the concept of animals becoming essences, but that is the understanding of outsiders. As an insider, if you still think so, then you really need to make up for it. ”

"How?" I admit that I did not enter this circle for a long time, and there were no other insiders around me, and many things were not clear.

Xiaofeng actually hasn't been in contact with too many insiders, but he has a bug-like advantage, that is, Fan Qiu's memory.

"In this world, there are no such so-called demons and monsters. There is only ghost energy, of course, ghost energy also has a name called fairy power. Xiao Feng said: "Almost all unscientific incidents have been proven to be caused by symbiotes with immortal power or godsenders whose brain power has been developed. Of course, the so-called theories such as the life grid, yin and yang and the five elements, which are metaphysical theories that exist in this world itself, do not conflict with ghosts.

After tens of thousands of years of development, people have formed a conclusion, that is, demons exist, they are the premise for the birth of symbiotes, but the origin of demons is not animals, but a species that is very similar to humans. At the same time, the combination of the demon's body with other species other than humans all ended in failure, clarifying the theorem that the symbiote could only be human. This also confirms from the side that the demon itself is a creature that is very close to humans. ”

"I've said so much, you probably understand what I'm trying to say, right?" Small air ducts.

"Understood. You're trying to say that people can personify themselves into animals through ghosts, but animals can never take on human form. ”

"That's right."

"What about the Heavenly Senders? Will animals also have a part of the mental ......"

"Impossible!" Mao Du interrupted me, "The study of the Godsend is more in-depth than that of the Symbiote. Because the source of the power of the godsenders is an energy that has always existed in this world: brainpower. The difference between a gifted person and a mortal is only that the degree of development of the brain is different—animals cannot have such abilities as the gifted. ”

"Holy! Now that I've said everything, what should I do with what I saw last night? I'm having a convulsion? I spread my hands, speechless.

"It's quite possible that you're going to have a convulsion." Mao Du nodded and agreed.

"Come on, come on!" I pulled Mao Du and Xiaofeng to the window, pointed downstairs and said, "I jumped down last night and stepped on a piece of shit, it can testify to me, everything I said is not a dream......"

The downstairs was so empty that you couldn't even see the shadow of shit.

It looks like it has just been cleaned by the sanitation workers.

Xiaofeng and Mao Du looked at me with a stupid expression: "This kid may be too stressed. "yes, yes."

I want to cry without tears: how do I get others to believe in me?

By the way, I lifted my shoe, and there was a piece of dog shit stuck under the shoe: "Look, there's a piece of shit on my shoe!" I didn't dream, I didn't dream, this piece of shit can prove it for me! ”

The air in the room was suddenly dead cold.

"Ah Fei, you ...... Are you okay? Xiaofeng asked me with a concerned face.