Chapter 038: My Teacher Is a Demon

"Uncle Han Jun, why are you calling Mommy back behind my back? It's work time, how can you be so willful and ignorant?! ”

Tut-tut......

Lu Zimo's hand was really beautiful, which stunned Han Jun.

Depend on!!!

What did he do wrong?

However, this guy really didn't say anything about asking Tang Zhixin to come back from work, he called the phone, and he called him back, so he deserved to be scolded.

The Buddha said: Rely on it again.

The point is that he has nothing to refute, the egg hurts, continue to rely on!

Fortunately, Tang Zhixin didn't eat Lu Zimo's set.

"Stinky boy, don't come with me." She grabbed Lu Zimo's ears angrily, "Tell me honestly, why did you go on a hunger strike and let your Uncle Han Jun trick me back?" ”

"It hurts, it hurts...... Mommy, will you let go of my ears first? It's going to hurt, woo woo woo ......"

"It hurts! I didn't even have any strength! Tang Zhixin wanted to work hard, this bear kid was really underpumping, and his heart had collapsed, "Hurry up, what kind of hunger strike are you doing?" ”

"It's the teacher."

Lu Zimo raised his palm-sized face, tears in his eyes, and he cried.

"Daddy sent a WeChat message saying that the teacher is on today's flight, woo woo woo ......"

Lu Zimo was crying so sadly, this time it was really crying, which frightened Tang Zhixin, and he couldn't help but be stunned, looking at him puzzled.

"When the teacher comes back, come back, why are you crying?"

"Mommy, you don't know, my teacher is not a normal person, oh no, he is not a human at all, he is a demon, the most terrible demon in the world, the kind of demon that I hate even more than my daddy......"

Lu Zimo introduced his teacher with tears and snot, crying unadultly, as if the word teacher was a lingering nightmare for him.

It was distressing to watch, Tang Zhixin lost his temper all of a sudden, and gently wiped Zimo's tears.

"My poor boy, what the hell did the teacher do to you to make you cry like this at the mention of him?"

A demon that is even more annoying than Lu Zhiyan, how annoying is that? Tang Zhixin couldn't imagine it, because in her heart, Lu Zhiyan was already the most hated person in the world.

The memory of the teacher is almost fatal, and Lu Zimo continued to cry with a sigh of relief.

"Woo woo, he's just a villain, he can't beat me in the game, so he abuses me in reality, robs me of toys, eats my snacks, increases the difficulty of homework, secretly takes nude photos of me, enslaves me, and asks me to serve him tea and water......"

Tang Zhixin frowned, treating children like this, is this what a teacher should be? Are you sure it wasn't some neurotic sadistic bastard who killed a thousand knives who went on the wrong set?

It seems that there is a fire in my heart, and I feel that the whole world is underburned, especially the people who bully Zimo, who want to turn him into a pile of ashes every minute.

And that's not all.

Lu Zimo continued to complain to the teacher: "The most hateful thing is that when I was sick, I could only eat semi-liquid food such as noodles every day, and I couldn't put any condiments, especially salt.

As a senior foodie, eating tasteless noodles every day is already pitiful enough, and that demon deliberately eats and eats big meat in front of me every day, Mommy, can you understand how I felt at the time? ”

"Yes."

Tang Zhixin nodded angrily and said: "Because Mommy is also a foodie, this kind of feeling that her bowl is filled with grass, and she really wants to kill people when she looks at other people's big fish and meat." ”

"So, I really hate him, Mommy, I don't want him to come back and continue to be my teacher, do you want to find a way to get Daddy to get rid of him?" That's the point, get rid of the teacher.

"Okay, if your daddy doesn't drive him away, we'll drive your daddy away together." Tang Zhixin said very seriously, not like a joke, Han Jun looked at her and was stunned.

Then I felt that her brain must have been angry and drove Mr. Lu away? How to rush? Dreaming?

"Mommy is so good, Zimo likes Mommy the most, I know Mommy will definitely help me, oh, by the way, Mommy, when a person dies, will he really become a fish?"

Life requires a sense of ritual.

Lu Zimo also has his own pursuits and little obsessions.

He won't forget his biological mom just because he has a bosom mom.

In his heart, there will always be a place that belongs to his biological mother.

Tang Zhixin didn't expect that he would suddenly turn the topic back to Lu Zhiyan's nonsense about lying to him.

"If there is an afterlife, maybe it will." Still couldn't bear to hurt the little guy, so he gave an ambiguous answer, and suddenly understood Lu Zhiyan again.

A child of Zimo's age needs to be comforted with some white lies.

"That mommy thinks which of the fish in this pool is my dead mommy?"

Lu Zimo looked at the fish in the pond very seriously on tiptoe, mainly red, supplemented by gold, silver and white, and at a glance, they were all koi fish that symbolized auspiciousness and good luck.

All of them are beautiful, all of them are responsible for their appearance, and for a while, it is really difficult to pick out the most beautiful one.

Tang Zhixin is now encountering the same problem as Momo.

"Well, which one do you think it is?"

"The stupidest of all." Lu Zimo said with his own unique opinion, "Her son is right in front of her, she can't recognize it, it must be the stupidest one, otherwise she would have caught it a long time ago." ”

"Poof......" Han Jun smiled, he couldn't hold back.

"What are you laughing at?"

Tang Zhixin asked Han Jun.

I think this guy is a little inexplicable, there is nothing wrong with Ren Zimo's logic, she also thinks it is the stupidest one, if people can really become fish in the future.

"It's nothing...... Han Jun looked at Tang Zhixin and wanted to laugh more and more, "I also think it's the stupidest fish, otherwise how could I not recognize my own son?" ”

"Mommy, I'm hungry." Lu Zimo said in a milky voice.

"Oh, yes, you've been on hunger strike for two meals and haven't eaten." Tang Zhixin bent down and teased him with a smile, "Now you're hungry, let's see if you dare to mess around in the future." ”

"Don't mess around, let's go, let's go back to dinner."

Lu Zimo stood up and patted his ass and left, he didn't even want his most precious fishing rod, and after walking a few steps, Tang Zhixin saw that there were still people pouring fish into the pool in large buckets on the edge of the fish pond.

Thinking that the fish pond was full of fish, but Lu Zimo didn't catch a single fish, which seems a bit unscientific, how can there be fish that don't eat?

Unless......

"Zimo, didn't you put bait on your hook?"

"yes, I don't even have a hook, how can I put bait?"

"What? Don't even have a hook and still want to fish? "This stinky boy, do you think you are Jiang Ziya?

"Why use a fishhook? What if I hurt Mommy? "That's why.

"I see." Lu Zimo's gentleness made Tang Zhixin smile, "Our family Zimo is really caring, and he will definitely be a super warm man when he grows up in the future." ”

"Mommy, you're wrong, I'm not a warm man, I'm the demon king of the mixed world, the material to be the number one man, the warm man can only be a supporting role, I don't want to be a supporting role, so except for a creature like Mommy, I won't warm others."

"Little ghost, even the warm man is just a standard male partner who can't do the male protagonist's thing, is there anything in this world that you don't know?"

"I won't tell you."

The two chatted all the way back to the living area, because Lu Zimo had the habit of taking a nap, and went to bed for a lunch break after a while.

Tang Zhixin uses a laptop to work remotely.

While dealing with the trivial work of the company, she waited for Lu Zhiyan to get off work in the evening, and she had to talk to Lu Zhiyan about Zimo's abuse by the bastard teacher.

Lu Zhiyan ended a meeting at this time.

As soon as he walked out of the conference room, he received a WeChat message from Zimo's bastard teacher, and the bastard told him that he would have to delay abroad for a day, so that Lu Zimo should not think too much about him.

"Miss you? If you don't burn incense every day, worship the Buddha, and pray to God to let you die abroad, and never come back, it is polite. Lu Zhiyan obviously understands the love, hatred, and hatred of the master and apprentice very clearly.

In fact, this bastard is his good friend, specially used to hone Lu Zimo, thinking that his baby son has suffered so much in the hands of this bastard in the past, he pulled his finger down, and clicked into Lu Zimo's WeChat dialog box.

"Xiao Momo, I want to tell you good news, your teacher was entangled by a fox spirit abroad and won't be able to come back for a while."

Bite.

Longling Villa, Lu Zimo's iPad is at the hand of Tang Zhixin's workbench.

Tang Zhixin subconsciously glanced at the iPad screen, and saw that the ID was a super invincible bastard, thinking that it was the bastard teacher who abused Lu Zimo, so he clicked in without hesitation.

She was ready to scold him.

As a result, when she saw the WeChat content and found out that it was not a bastard teacher, Tang Zhixin was stunned, who would tell her who this thing was?

So, she clicked on the bastard's father's circle of friends.

Blank background.

Signature blank.

There is not a single movement, it is as clean as a blank sheet of paper.

"I've confirmed the information, and I'm not the one who wants to scold." Tang Zhixin put down the iPad and continued to work.

Lu Zhiyan went back to the office, while waiting for Lu Zimo's reply of shouting Daddy Daddy I love you, and waited for a long time without moving.

So, a minute later.

Bite.

The iPad rang again, and it was still sent by the super invincible bastard with the ID: "Lu Zimo, what are you doing?" Why don't you message me back? ”

Tang Zhixin thought about it, maybe this person had something serious to do with the little guy, so he replied: "I'm sorry, Zimo is taking a nap, are you in a hurry to find him?" If there is, I'll wake him up. ”

Because she was too lazy to type, she sent a voice, and Lu Zhiyan recognized her voice at once in the company.

Only then did I suddenly remember that the WeChat account used to add Tang Zhixin some time ago was a newly registered account, and Tang Zhixin was the only one on it.

The WeChat account that sent a message to Zimo today is an old account, and there are many relatives and friends on it, but there is no Tang Zhixin.

Thinking that he was fierce to Tang Zhixin, the impression he left on her was not very good, and his understanding of Tang Zhixin was not very deep, so he planned it.

"Miss, your voice is good, add a WeChat, I am a psychological counselor, if you encounter any unhappy things in the future, or have any troubles in life, you can come to me to talk to you, and cure all diseases."

This kind of content, at first glance, is the opening remarks of flirting girls, Tang Zhixin didn't reply, only said a word of neurosis and directly turned on the silent mode of the iPad.

Ten minutes later.

Lu Zhiyan's deep black eyes looked out of the window coldly, why wasn't it dark? Tang Zhixin clearly still likes the mighty and strong self on the bed, otherwise he would have replied to the message earlier.