Chapter 36: Pig Teammates
Wei Flails pushed the door as casually as he could, and sat a puffing woman in front of the door.
When he saw Wei Farther come in, he gave him a roll of the eye, and Wei Flail pretended not to see it and walked into the house.
Sometimes the more you pay attention to something, the harder it will be to get over.
Never quarrel with a woman, because you can't beat them.
But there are some things that you can't avoid by ignoring them.
The cuckoo is like an angry hen, and the cherry mouth can pop out some unpleasant words at any time.
"Do you remember coming back?"
She said with a strange yin and yang aura, Wei Fang pretended to be stupid and said, "Have you taken a bath, I didn't wash it first." ”
"You...... If you have the ability, go in, hum, say! What are you doing today, do you know how many calls I made you?! ”
All she said was the truth, and there was one of the more than 40 missed calls every ten minutes, and every time there was no answer.
"I went to play with a classmate, and I left my phone at his house and didn't have it with me." Wei Flais stretched out his hand and yawned: "That kid had to pull me out to eat, he didn't listen to me when I said I didn't bring my mobile phone, and he dragged me out directly." ”
He looked helpless and directly relied on that "classmate".
"Bring your phone." The cuckoo stood in front of him, holding out his hand.
Wei Flais knew that there was no way to uncover this matter, and Du Juan was determined to break the sand pot and ask to the end.
He couldn't give his phone to Du Juan, she must have wanted to check the call history between herself and her classmates. However, it is a non-existent thing, and it will be revealed directly when you check it.
"What's there to check here, it's not that you don't know my classmate."
After knowing Du Juan for almost half a year, he had already taken Du Juan to meet everyone he knew. It was also his man's vanity, and the beautiful girlfriend of Cuckoo made him feel a light on his face. Seeing the envy that was almost written on the faces of those classmates, he secretly refreshed countless times.
But now that retribution is coming, it is impossible for him to concoct a person who does not exist. Is there any of his friends cuckoo that he hasn't seen?
"Just Lu Weiwei...... That kid drove to the city to play, you also know that his family is a farmhouse, he has made a lot of money in the past few years, bought a small car, and took me to the countryside to play for an afternoon. ”
Lu Weiwei is a male classmate who has a good relationship with Wei Flai, and the two live in the same dormitory for four years of college. At school, from time to time, I would go out to party for dinner, sing K, or go somewhere to play. Before meeting Du Juan, because he and Lu Weiwei were inseparable, there were rumors that they were gay.
He knew that after that, he was furious, and he just knew who the girl that person liked was? He and Lu Weiwei combined, under the pretense of the girl that his grandson liked, to make an appointment to a place that could not be recorded by the surveillance, and pressed a snakeskin bag on the ground to call him. They are angry, and they still pay attention to proportion, but the pain of skin and flesh is inevitable.
Because of the bruises and redness on my face, I heard that I took a month's leave to recuperate.
Later, after the injury was healed, the man blocked the door of the girl he liked like a two-hundred-and-five, scolded her for being a slut in front of everyone in the girl's class, found someone to beat him, and threatened to kill her. As a result, the girl turned around and went to the principal.
The two hundred and five who spread rumors, left and right asked people to inquire about them, and inquired about their heads. It's a pity that there is no evidence to be found, and the two of them don't admit to doing this, he is helpless even if he wants to have a seizure. As for the girl he wronged, the two don't get along with each other for a long time, and they don't talk with anger when they meet.
It can be said that he wore almost the same pants as Lu Weiwei.
The cuckoo flipped through the phone's address book without saying a word, and Wei Flais glanced at her to dial the number.
"You see it's half past eight in the evening, isn't it good to call at this time?"
"I think you're just weak-hearted!"
The cuckoo tugged at his clothes, sniffing his body like a kitten, and his serious appearance was indescribably cute. But he didn't have the heart to appreciate her cuteness for the time being, and when he thought of her suspicious appearance, he knew that she suspected that he had done something sorry for her.
In fact, there was no need at all, and his trouser belt was completely tied to the cuckoo's hand. The big stars on TV have the blessing of magnesium lights, as well as high-paid high-paid makeup artists, and they are all meticulously crafted. And the cuckoo is the woman he has ever seen, only inferior to those international female stars.
Besides, the appearance of those celebrities who have removed their makeup may not be as good-looking as cuckoos. Is he guilty of finding a woman who is not as beautiful as the cuckoo to steal fish?
"What is my heart?" Wei Fang laughed a few times: "I think you just watched too many TV series, how can there be so many messy bloody plots in reality?" ”
"I also know a saying that art comes from life."
The cuckoo said together: "There are examples in reality, those screenwriters can come up with similar plots, you must have something to hide from me." ”
I have to say that women all have the potential to incarnate Sherlock Holmes in catching juniors.
He concealed the meeting with the mask man, as well as things related to 'eyes', but he also cared about the cuckoo and didn't want her to wade into this muddy water.
Wei Feng could only pray that Lu Weiwei's kid would be clever and give him back the lie he told.
The cuckoo pressed the public release, and after three beeps, the phone was connected.
"Hey, little Weiwei, how can you have time to call your brother?!"
With this obscene and unrestrained voice, Wei Flails could be sure that the cliff was Lu Weiwei. Only he could pull his throat and make this chilling sound.
The title "Little Weiwei" was made up by Lu Weiwei specifically disgusted him, and he repeatedly emphasized that he was forbidden to call himself "Little Weiwei". However, it has been repeatedly banned, and in the four years of college, only this guy can call him a big man commonly, such a disgusting name.
"Vivi, I'm your sister-in-law."
"Sister-in-law? Ahem! ”
Lu Weiwei seemed to be choked by his own saliva.
"Sister-in-law, is there something wrong with you calling me? What about Wei Flai, why didn't he call me? ”
The cuckoo glanced at Wei Flai, who was so nervous that he looked relaxed to change his clothes.
The good news is that Lu Weiwei didn't drink, and this guy's alcohol addiction has to compete with decades of old wine worms. It was uncomfortable not to drink for a day, but after he became rich, his alcohol strength did not decrease but increased, and he could get drunk early in the morning. He listened to Lu Weiwei's voice and spoke clearly, and it seemed that he should not have been drinking.
His confidence suddenly increased, who is Lu Weiwei, and he still doesn't understand?
With that mouth, the dead can also be said to be alive, and the living can be angry with him, and all the kung fu is on the lips. If everyone is a "gentleman who doesn't use his mouth", then Lu Weiwei is definitely a true gentleman!
And this guy has a better brain than him, and his crooked ideas are accurate, and he can be said to be a talent in some way.
"I want to ask you, did Wei Fang go to your place for dinner this afternoon?"
"Little Wei Wei, he ......" There was a pause, and then surprise: "Sister-in-law, how do you know?!" I happened to see him, so I pulled him over for a few drinks. ”
"He's been with you all afternoon?"
"Of course!" The more Lu Weiwei spoke, the more excited he became, if it weren't for Wei Fang knowing his own business, he really thought that there was something like that.
"You don't know the relationship between the two of us, as soon as we meet, we chatted and drank when we were excited, and I was so drunk that I couldn't wake up, and then Brother Wei insisted that he wanted to leave, otherwise I would like to fight him until dawn!"
Wei Fang looked at the cuckoo with an innocent face, and said to the cuckoo brightly, look, did you wronged me?
The expression on the cuckoo's face softened slightly, but he still didn't completely relax.
"What time did he leave in the afternoon?"
"I can't remember, maybe six or seven o'clock, I personally drove him to the city's ......"
"Hey, hey!"
Wei Feng looked constipated, and the village where Lu Weiwei lived had to drive for more than two hours. According to what he said, when he arrived in the city, he hurried home at the speed of flying, so he returned home at half past eight.
There is not enough success, more than failure, Lu Weiwei, I was killed by you!
If you want to talk about the drive from the city to Lu Weiwei's village, Lu Weiwei has also traveled a lot in four years of university. He should be a little impressed by the specific time spent. However, now online shopping is very convenient, Lu Weiwei can buy what he wants without leaving home in the village, and there is a courier delivered to his door in person.
When Du Juan made a phone call, he immediately realized that Du Juan was "checking the post". So he deliberately said a vague time, trying to lean back a little bit, so as to give Wei Fang a little more room to maneuver.
But he never imagined that Wei Flails and Cuckoo were in the same room, and they both heard his words full of mistakes.
Seeing the cuckoo's angry little eyes, Wei Flail knew that he had a headache.
When a woman is angry, she loves to be unreasonable, and if she is reasonable, she will become unreasonable, and in the end, it is his fault that everything is wrong.
"Wei Flai!"
Cuckoo said angrily, God knows why her petite body hid such a majestic energy, and the sound seemed to collapse the house.
"You say, what's going on, didn't you say you went to Lu Weiwei's house?"
Wei Feng put down the hand covering his face and said, "You listen to me, I can explain." ”
"Okay, you big pig's trotters, you actually lied to me!"
The cuckoo was looking for something while talking, and the phone would bleed when it hit a person's head, so it was not suitable to be used as a throw.
"No, I have a good reason to do this......"
"Big pig neutron, full of lies!"
The cuckoo shouted angrily, and she went to the side of the bed and threw the pillows, sheets, and other things on the bed on Wei Flail without looking.
"It's a shame that I still believe in you so much, you actually lied to me!"
Wei Flail was speechless, and he didn't reach out to block the things thrown by the cuckoo, but picked up the things that fell on the ground while explaining.
He knew very well that the cuckoo was angry on his head, and no matter how much he said, it would have no effect.
Never argue with a woman.
At this time, he can use the method he is better at to persuade Cuckoo with body language.
Wei Flai's idea is as simple as that, women always have to find a man to marry.
Cuckoo now recognized him as a man, although she was angry with her head now.
In the end, I still have to be good with him and live with him.
Now, it's better for him to block the other party's chattering mouth first.