Chapter 27: Dead Man's Hair
The man was covered in gauze, even his face was wrapped in gauze, and except for his eyes, he had a large bald head, like a walking mummy.
His hands are still on crutches, and it doesn't seem that his legs are very convenient.
I really can't think of how this person kicked the shivering little black cat in Jiang Sichen's arms out just now.
Who knew that next, Xie Sifei, who was squeezed out from behind us, opened his mouth, which surprised us even more: "Milk, why did you come out?" What about my uncle? ”
Milk?
This big bald head wrapped in gauze is Xie Sifei's milk?
Looking at Xie Sifei's grandmother and Xie Sifei's big bald head, I couldn't help but fall into deep thought: Is this a sign of my biological grandchildren?
Why doesn't his grandmother have hair?
Look at the big bald head, it's not a day or two.
In the flash of light, his grandmother had already scolded him: "Do you still know how to come back?" ”
"Going to ask for a gentleman, for so long?"
"Are you not used to seeing my old woman, deliberately delaying time outside, trying to drag my old woman to death, you are all comfortable, aren't you? Isn't it? Isn't it? ”
Xie Sifei hurriedly explained: "No, where did you think of it?" ”
It's a common sentence, but Xie Sifei's grandmother Wang Jinhua seemed to light a powder keg: "Am I not right?" Isn't that right?! If this family doesn't have me, you'll be happy! ”
"As soon as you go for a long time, they don't know where they died, don't you expect me to die sooner?"
Hearing this, Yang Yang couldn't help but stick out her tongue, and whispered: "This old lady even has to kick out a desperate kick out of a little kitten when she gets close to her, no wonder the children don't hit her one by one." ”
Xie Sifei was even more big-headed, so he had to change the topic and shouted upstairs: "Come down!" I'm back! ”
A little man quickly came out of the side door, and happily shouted happily with a small bald head: "Brother! ”
Bald again?
After a while, another man came down, touching his shiny head, and a woman followed him, her head still bare, and not a single hair on it.
Co-authored this family, men, women and children, all bald?
The woman didn't shy away from seeing us, she didn't have the embarrassment of an ordinary woman because she was bald, and asked: "Sifei is back!" Sir, please come back? ”
Xie Sifei hurriedly pointed at me: "This is the apprentice introduced by Doctor Feng, the apprentice of the old man Xiao Baoyuan, the old man Xiao can't come, his apprentice is the same." ”
Before she finished speaking, Wang Jinhua pouted her mouth wrapped in gauze: "Just an apprentice?" ”
"I don't know if the hair has grown or not? Okay? ”
Yang Yang was not happy to hear it: "Do you like to watch it or not, brother, let's go!" ”
Before he had taken two steps, he listened to "Boom! With a bang, the old lady had already lost her crutches with both hands and sat on the ground with a leather drum, and splashed: "Oops! Unfilial children and grandchildren! ”
"I said that I was looking for a gentleman, looking for a half-ripe cucumber egg, and I was going to leave before I could say a word! Old man, old man, why did you go so early! ”
"You have a spirit in the sky, let me be the master!"
"You worked hard when you were alive, running around to feed this group of cubs, and finally put your life on the line. Now that I've finally pulled them all up, look at what they do to me?! ”
"It's unreasonable!"
When the Xie family saw the old lady sitting on the ground, they knew that they couldn't let me go, otherwise they didn't know what would happen to it.
Hurriedly caught up with us one by one and surrounded us: "The old man is not sensible, you must not be like her." ”
I almost laughed at these words, I had only heard that children were not sensible, and it was the first time I heard that the elderly were not sensible. Fresh!
I'm too lazy to see it.
It's just that for the sake of Dr. Feng's face, since Dr. Feng has already introduced them to the old man, it means that he has been impatient with this old lady's noise.
If I push it again, she'll have to bother Dr. Feng.
Why don't I solve it all at once.
asked them: "What's the matter with your old lady, just like Xie Sifei said, was she hit on the head by a crockpot and had cuts on her body inexplicably?" ”
A few people nodded, hurriedly lifted the old lady to the chair, and lifted the gauze to show me the wound.
I saw that the wound did look like it had been cut with a knife.
But the old lady's head, which had been smashed by the big crockpot, was still shiny, and there was no sign of injury at all. I don't even doubt if she's ever been smashed.
After all, he was smashed by a big crockpot again and again, and a normal person is probably stoned to death, right?
When Wang Jinhua saw my suspicious eyes, the corners of her mouth twitched: "Why do you suspect me of lying?" ”
Don't dare, don't dare
Although this Wang Jinhua gave birth to a pair of triangular eyes, her eyes were still bloodshot, and she looked extremely vicious. But Zhou Zheng, who is well-mouthed, is not crooked although she loves to scold people, which shows that she doesn't like to lie.
So here's the problem.
How can a person be smashed and smashed by a large crockpot that falls out of thin air, and all such a fatal part of the head is not dead?
I asked Wang Jinhua: "Every time you are hit by a big crockpot and cuts, do you have any other abnormalities?" ”
When Wang Jinhua heard this, her eyes immediately lit up as if she remembered something, and she quickly covered it in a panic, and denied it: "No, it's nothing?" ”
When I saw her, I was skeptical: "Really? ”
Before she could scold, the bald man had already spoken: "Mom, just tell the truth!" ”
Wang Jinhua looked stunned, and it took a long time before she said, "Okay! ”
"Actually, every time I get smashed by a crockpot, I see a clump of hair. The hair was messy, like a chicken nest. ”
"Every time I tried to throw that hair out, I was smashed by the big crockpot when I looked down to pick it up. When I came back to my senses, the hair was gone. ”
Yang Yang listened curiously: "There is still such a thing? ”
Wang Jinhua rarely got angry, and explained to the Xie family: "I was afraid of scaring you, so I didn't tell you." ”
After speaking, seeing that the Xie family looked like they all believed it, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
But I could see this look.
I immediately understood that the old lady was not telling the truth, or that she had not finished speaking. But I can't ask anything now, so I can only press the table for the time being.
Seeing that I looked thoughtful, the old lady was silent for a long time and then scolded: "What? After thinking about it for a long time, did you come up with it? What the hell is that thing that hurts me? ”
"Look at you stunned, it's not a success!"
"You can do it, you can't change people sooner."
I'm special!
Why is this a personal attack?
To be honest, if I wasn't afraid that she would go back to harass Dr. Feng again, I would have left early.
Now I can only be patient: "Since you said that it was caused by a clump of hair, let's start with the hair!?" ”
The old lady's eyes were vicious: "That's right, it was the hair that hurt me!" ”
As soon as the words fell, she suddenly changed her face again, pointed to a place and cried wolf: "Ahhh Hair! Lots of hair! ”
I looked in the direction she was pointing, and sure enough, I saw a hairy mass lying on the ground, and the moment we made eye contact, I "brushed" again, and instantly moved behind the door.
Do you really have hair?
I hurriedly glanced at Jiang Sichen, walked left and right towards the wooden door, and when I pushed the door, I saw an open pigsty, several clusters of chicken nest-like hair in different places, and some of the hair was still on the pig.
In an instant, the masses of things seemed to have eyes, and when they saw us go in, they ran away again.
As soon as I saw that they seemed to be going to the bamboo forest behind, I chased them out through the pigsty with one hand, and Jiang Sichen followed and handed me a bottle of cow tears.
This thing is wiped on the eyes, and you can see ghosts.
Jiang Sichen didn't need it anymore, so I hurriedly wiped it myself.
Looking at the depths of the bamboo forest, several men, women and children of different ages are holding their heads with their hands, and the chicken-nest-like hair is on their heads.
One of them looked back while running, and his face was miserable and white, and there were no eyes in the two holes in his face, and blood was dripping down.
I saw that they were running so fast that they couldn't catch up with their legs.
Simply ran while backhanding the dragon slaying sword and threw it out.
The Tianxin Dragon Slashing Sword rushed straight over with the sound of breaking the wind and fixed on a bamboo tree to block their way, and one of them changed his face in fright: "Oh my God! It's the Dragon Slayer! ”
They know my sword?
Several men, women and children of different ages were frightened and stood in place and did not dare to leave, Jiang Sichen and I hurriedly caught up, just wanted to ask them what grievances they had with Wang Jinhua and why they hurt people.
As soon as they saw that I was blocking the way, they looked at each other and ran back in unison.
I never expected that.
hurriedly pulled out the dragon slaying sword and chased after Jiang Sichen.
This time, their speed was much faster, and after they approached the Xie family's old mansion, they turned into green smoke in front of the back wing, and quickly burrowed into the chicken's nest-like hair on top of each of them.
With lightning speed, he quickly entered the back wing of the Xie family.
As soon as I saw that they were so familiar, I instantly understood something.
At this moment, the Xie family rushed over when they heard the voice, and when they saw me, they all asked, "How is the master?" Did you catch those things? What is it? ”
When I heard this, I couldn't help but get angry: "Didn't you raise this hair at home?" Are you embarrassed to shout to catch a thief!? Pretend you don't know! ”
The Xie family didn't want to admit it yet, and they all lowered their heads and pointed at me with big bald heads, looking snorting: "Master, what are you talking about!?" ”
When I saw that they didn't admit it, I was even more angry, so I simply said nonsense: "That hair is obviously raised by yourself, and you still don't admit it?" Could it be that you are really annoyed by the old lady's scolding, and the evil thing you are looking for comes back to harm her? ”
The Xie family was taken aback: "The master doesn't dare to talk nonsense, let the old lady hear it." ”
After glancing around to make sure that the old lady had not come, he said, "Master, don't be angry, those hairs are from our family, we will tell you what is going on, you must not give us a hat!" ”
When I heard this, I couldn't help but ask, "There are dead people in that hair, what are you doing with this thing?" ”