Day 2 (1) Naked men in the wasteland

Early the next morning, Tang Yue got up, and the first thing he said to the old cat was, "Has the earth come back?"

The old cat shook his head.

"Where's Orion One?"

The old cat then shook his head.

"Nothing?"

The old cat nodded.

After Tang Yue fell asleep, the old cat would enter a dormant state, and at the same time charge himself, there is a small charging pile in Kunlun Station, the old cat is a very magical robot that will plug in and charge itself, charging for twelve hours, enough for it to work all day the next day.

In its dormant state, the old cat still maintains some of its functions, and it tracks the direction of the Earth, but the Earth still does not appear.

"What about communication?"

The old cat shook his head again.

The communication system is also kept on 24 hours a day, and the computer at the Kunlun station initiates a call every half hour, and if there is a response, then the Kunlun station can receive it immediately...... Tang Yue also hoped that as soon as he woke up and opened his eyes, the world would return to its original state, the disappearance of the earth yesterday was just a small bug in the universe, and one night was enough time for it to fix this vulnerability.

But it's a pity that what was yesterday is still what it is today.

I don't know if the earth has evaporated from the earth, or if it has run away from home, anyway, it doesn't know when it will come back, and it may never come back.

Tang Yue climbed out of the sleeping bag, with a chicken coop on his head, wearing a pair of big pants, and stepped into the hall sleepily, the old cat had already started to work, and it had a plexiglass sink on the table, and the sink was half filled with clean water.

"Awake?" The old cat tapped the sink on the table with his paws, "Come, come and see, this is your water consumption today." ”

Tang Yue rubbed his eyes, "Only so much?" ”

The old cat nodded, "The water you drank today, the water you used to brush your teeth, the water you used to wash your face, the water you used to wash your feet, the water you used to take a bath, and the water you used to wash dishes, chopsticks, and flush the toilet, all of them are here, a total of 1.5 liters." ”

Every time fresh water was distributed, the old cat slammed the door and wanted someone to pull it out.

What is the concept of 1.5 liters of water? One bottle of ordinary Nongfu Spring is 550 ml of water, two bottles of Nongfu Spring is 1100 ml of water, and three bottles of Nongfu Spring are 1650 ml, Tang Yue's water consumption for a whole day is less than the capacity of three bottles of Nongfu Spring, and he has to use this water to drink, cook food, brush his teeth and wash his clothes, and even wash dishes, dishes, chopsticks, and clothes.

Tang Yue felt that he would no longer be able to drink water from a normal cup in the future.

He had to drink it with a graduated cylinder.

Tang Yue took out a 100ml plexiglass measuring cylinder from the cabinet under the experimental table, saying that he would use this thing to drink water and brush his teeth in the future.

"I decided to divide my brushing into five steps, taking a sip of water and 20 milliliters in each sip." Tang Yue held the graduated cylinder, he never thought that one day he would be able to brush his teeth accurately to the milliliter of water.

"The first step is to take a sip of water and rinse your mouth first." Tang Yue took a small sip of water and controlled the amount very carefully, but twenty milliliters of water was gone when he entered his mouth, and he still wanted to rinse his mouth, but it seemed that he couldn't rinse it now, so he could only moisten his throat.

"The second step is to take a sip of toothpaste and drink another sip of water."

Tang Yue took a bite of toothpaste, and then took a small sip of water, the toothpaste mixed with gum chewed a bit like chewing gum, with a faint sweetness and fruity aroma, the toothpaste on Kunlun Station is specially made, clean your teeth by chewing, no toothbrush is needed, and finally you can swallow it, on the one hand, it is to save fresh water, and on the other hand, it can also reduce waste.

Tang Yue chewed for half a minute and swallowed the toothpaste.

"The third step is to take another bite of toothpaste and drink a sip of water."

"Step 4, take a sip of water and rinse your mouth."

"Step 5, take another sip of water at the end...... Gargle...... Damn, where's the water? ”

Tang Yue opened his mouth wide, hung the measuring cylinder upside down on the top of his head, and after a sharp beat, it took a long time for a poor water drop to gather on the wall of the graduated cylinder, and slowly slid down, Tang Yue stared at it tightly, his eyes were fast, and at the moment when the water bead was out of the measuring cylinder, he stretched out his tongue to catch the falling water droplet.

Tang Yue quickly retracted his tongue like a toad, and then smacked his mouth, extremely proud.

The old cat silently covered his eyes.

"What are you doing with your eyes covered?" Tang Yue was trying to roll up his tongue and poke into the measuring cylinder, and there was still some water on the inner wall of the graduated cylinder.

But unfortunately, the mouth of the 100ml graduated cylinder is too small, and the barrel body is too narrow and long, and the tongue cannot stick in.

"I think you're ...... It's so pathetic. The old cat replied, "I can't bear to look at it any longer." ”

Tang Yue took another hundred milliliters of water, dripped it on a towel, rubbed his face violently, and straightened his hair by the way.

He successfully used only two hundred milliliters of water to complete the washing, which fully shows that people are forced out, if you don't squeeze yourself fiercely, you don't know where your limit is, Tang Yue is ready to challenge the difficulty of one hundred and ninety milliliters tomorrow.

After washing, Tang Yue took off his pants aggressively.

"Wow!" The old cat was startled, covered its eyes with one paw, and then quietly parted its two fingers, and pointed to a certain place with the other paw, "Long...... Long...... Mammoth ......"

"Like your uncle! What's it packed in? Tang Yue smashed his pants on the old cat's face, "It's all big men, who hasn't seen anyone?" ”

"I'm not a big man, and I don't have any of them." The old cat shook his head, "What are you undressing for?" Do you know that it has a great impact on the cityscape and the image of the country? Tomorrow Time magazine will have a nude photo of you on the cover, and the New York Times will probably report on you like this: The appearance of Chinese naked men in Kunlun station means that Asia's sexual openness has reached the forefront of the world? ”

"Hang your clothes, of course." Tang Yue didn't care, walking around the hall with his bare buttocks, "Now I'm alone in Kunlun Station, and no one else can see it, what kind of city appearance and national image will it affect?" The earth is gone, where is the Time magazine and the New York Times? ”

Indeed, he is alone on Mars now, he can do whatever he wants, and no one else can see it, if Tang Yue is willing and not afraid of death, he can even run naked everywhere on Mars, and the final result is just an extra nameless male naked corpse on Mars.

Tang Yue found a thin cable, used the rope to pass through the hook on the wall, and then pulled it on the top of his head, across the entire hall, to make a clothesline.

Tang Yue put his pants on.

"Aren't you in the way of that thing dangling? Will it fall off if it gets caught in something? Anyway, you won't have a chance to use it in the future, so it's better to cut it as soon as possible......" The old cat chattered on the side, and it showed full curiosity about a certain part of Tang Yue's body, "Eh, have you ever circumcised your foreskin?" I heard that you have a discount for circumcision, is it possible to get half price for the second one? ”

Tang Yue really wanted to pull the plug of the taber robot.