Yuan Wentian, who was hit in the head by a wine bottle and woke up slowly, pressed his forehead and grinned, obediently, isn't the teacher drunk? Why is it so accurate?

He shook his head, and suddenly realized that something was wrong...... Where's his computer?!

Just as he was about to get up and look for it, he was suddenly thrown to the ground by a person, and the force caught him off guard, and he was directly pressed against the wall, and the person in front of him was none other than the crazy Lu Chixuan.

It stands to reason that the other party grabbed him by the collar and pressed him to the floor against the wall, how could he counter the other party, right? But Yuan Wentian didn't, just because he didn't dare, and because he felt that he couldn't do it.

At that moment, Yuan Wentian felt that the guy in front of him was not a human at all, a whole humanoid beast!

"What are you doing...... Yuan Wentian, who was out of breath, blushed and asked angrily.

"What? Why don't you have points? Lu Chixuan raised his voice, "It's all a good thing you did!" ”

"I'm ......" Yuan Wentian's flushed face gradually turned purple, almost like a purple eggplant that was about to ripen, which showed how hard Lu Chixuan was exerting himself.

"If it weren't for you! If it weren't for you! Lu Chixuan was as angry as a lion, and at this time, his originally soft fluff was as hard as a steel needle!

He had the heart to kill Yuan Wentian.

Yuan Wentian stretched out his arm with all his strength and pointed to the computer not far away, trembling like an old man, in fact, his current state is already very bad, the long-term lack of oxygen not only made him unconscious, but also made his strength smaller and smaller, and it became more and more impossible to resist the guy in front of him who was impossible to resist from the beginning.

"Hey, I said you two have been arguing since the beginning!" A drunken and impatient voice came through, compared to Lu Chixuan's chatter that Yuan Wentian didn't understand and didn't want to understand, it was simply a natural sound!

"Noise!"

Lu Chixuan shouted angrily, and invisibly became an almost absolute aura, if it is said in an almost fantasy way, then it is his rebuke that is dusty around him, and the silence around him is the center.

Of course, this is not some kind of fantasy abnormal novel world, and that kind of abnormal middle two setting naturally does not exist.

The reality is that the teacher surnamed Yuan was not only not suppressed by Lu Chixuan's murderous anger, but kicked off the obstructive high heels with his feet, and rushed behind Lu Chixuan in three steps and two steps.

The next moment was the sound of frantic gasps and terrible screams, and of course the resounding drunken scolding and the sweet words of having to fight.

All in all, it is a middle-aged menopausal leftover girl who is drunk and woken up and rampant, unilaterally rubbing and abusing a certain drifting secondary school teenager, and the victim who was almost strangled to death next to him is watching the play with a look of dying, and a farce ends in this almost nonsense way.

"I'm ——, you——, ——, I'm making you noisy! I'll call you noisy! The anger value of the original teacher, who was forced to silence while massaging Lu Chixuan with the explosion pressure and rotation of his middle knuckle, reached the peak, "You dare to yell at the old lady, you are really ——, enough!" It's getting harder and harder to bring students, and the old lady is looking for the bastard surnamed Ming to increase her salary, and I'm in a hurry - the processing doesn't pay the old lady's salary, it's just a vampire who exploits people! ”

The more the teacher with the original surname spoke, the more angry he became, and the strength in his hand increased to a certain extent, and Lu Chixuan had almost no power to resist in this rampaging silver-haired female leopard.

As we all know, whenever a person is anesthetized by alcohol, the size of the strength is completely out of their control, and the principle of alcohol is also derived from this, how can a person without strength have courage? Therefore, the strength of the original teacher who held Lu Chixuan in one arm completely exceeded the upper limit of strength under normal circumstances.

And Lu Chixuan's current state is also laughable, Teacher Yuan's figure is naturally needless to say, the sexy silver-haired female leopard is the best interpretation of her, although the leg length is not as conspicuous as Qiao Liu, but compared to Qiao Liu, Teacher Yuan's figure and sexiness completely crush Qiao Liu.

If Qiao Liu is a sexy peach blossom with buds waiting to be released, then the original surname teacher is a blue rose who feels the ultimate in charm.

"Huh......" I don't know how long it took, Teacher Qiao seemed to be a little stronger, which reduced the power of suppressing Lu Chixuan, and at this time, Lu Chixuan was already not much different from the previous state of Yuan Wentian.

At this time, Yuan Wentian held the attitude that it was stupid to have a well and not fall into the rocks, and came to Lu Chixuan, who was lying on the ground, with his computer and kicked him a few times: "You stink——, make me, make me, I slam-"

"Enough is enough, little rabbit, you are not less noisy, are you owed, the old lady is not ...... Drink ......" The original teacher with a rough voice was like a deflated balloon, and he had to fall asleep drunk again.

"Ahem, I'm ......"

"What are you, what am I?" Yuan Wentian glanced at him, then tapped it on the computer, and before he could show the picture to Lu Chixuan, a life-seeking demon voice suddenly appeared behind him.

"Damn! Who took the picture of the old lady? Don't want to live, do you? ”

I don't know why Teacher Yuan just deliberately came to engage these two guys, first saved Yuan Wentian in the hands of Lu Chixuan, not only that, but she also suppressed Lu Chixuan, who was almost rampant, with a stronger rampage.

But now, what is the situation of adding fuel to the fire before the misunderstanding between the two people is resolved? Previously, Mr. Hara was undoubtedly a life-saving angel in Yuanwentian's heart, a goddess given to him by God, and she was the light! She is electric and she is the only one!

At this time, Yuan Wentian can simply take out any vulgar words he has learned, any poems and songs that appeal to demons, evil, and darkness to add to her, of course, it is more appropriate to use the most classic wild words in Huaxia.

it!

"Yuan Wentian!"

"Listen, you listen to me first."

Just when Lu Chixuan was about to pounce again, Yuan Wentian hurriedly turned on his campus machine, and the information inside successfully stopped Lu Chixuan's actions.

"Calm down, calm down, although the photo can indeed be sent out by pressing the enter key.,But you have to output the password.,Do you think it's a game and press the F key to enter the tank? We hackers are still not so casual. Yuan Wentian touched a cold sweat and turned his head to look at the culprit who almost killed him.

"What are you looking at? Let's try again?! ”

Hey, she's short-tempered, and students are getting less and less interested in them as teachers lately, tsk, that's enough.

"Don't dare, don't dare." Yuan Wentian scolded secretly in his heart, but on the surface, he was working against this woman, wasn't that purely joking with his own life?

"Humph!" Teacher Yuan snorted coldly, then waved his hand and motioned for the two to come in.

In the huge testing room, there were only the drunken and sloppy teacher Yuan and two students who were not in good shape, but the huge room did not seem empty.

"I really don't know what that guy thinks." Teacher Yuan fumbled with the remaining wine bottles and drank them again, "In the name of equipment maintenance, all of them were dragged out for you to test, is he sick?" ”

Speaking of this, she viciously pinched an empty beer bottle: "Ruining school funds all day long, who has seen you repair them?" Didn't you replace it with the old one? Depend on! I also soaked in the factory daughter, tsk, that stinky and shameless thing, and I don't know how to raise my salary, this school board of directors doesn't have a good thing. ”

"Teacher, you've drunk too much." Yuan Wentian reminded in a wry voice.

"Drink multiple farts! The old lady can't pour a thousand cups! Teacher Yuan touched a red wine bottle and opened it directly with the bottle opener, regardless of whether it woke up or not, it was done.

"Uh...... Teacher, where did you get so much wine? Yuan Wentian couldn't talk about her, so he had to change the topic to see if he could talk about it.

"What do you say?"

"This ...... It's hard for us to guess, and we don't dare to think about it, right? ”

"I teach drunken boxing, and you ask me where the wine comes from, isn't it funny?" Teacher Yuan pressed the wine, her eyes were foggy, and the blush on her face became more and more vivid.

"The school provides red wine?"

"!" Teacher Yuan shook his head, "They are a bunch of misers, how can they provide me with red wine?" It's not that the liquor and mass-produced beer that have been buried for a few years are boring...... Still, hey, hey, hey......"

Teacher Yuan smiled weirdly: "I know where the wine store of the Stygiana is, I can go there to get it, although the school board won't give me wine, but who am I?" The only person on this campus who can drink casually, I'm drunk! What's wrong with taking a few bottles of his Stygian Wisdom? ”

How many bottles of wine?

Yuan Wentian swept around, how many bottles of wine is this? You're going to loot the whole wine store, aren't you? Not to mention beer and the like, he saw several banquet finale levels in vodka bottles alone, as well as more than a dozen bottles of authentic '82 Lafite lying on the ground in his hand. In 82, there were only hundreds of thousands of bottles of Lafite, and after so many years, are there more than 1,000 bottles in the world? You've drunk a dozen bottles at once!

And looking at her appearance, it's completely a cow chewing peonies, burning the piano and cooking a crane! The 82-year-old Lafite who didn't sober up was still a child, and you directly drove the duck to the shelves, and sent the original beauty to the country and the city to the place at a low price!

Yuan Wentian was about to burst into foul language, not only that, but he even saw TVB-level ice wine!

The emperor in this ice wine was also ruined by this goods!

Although the Stychia usually spoils this kind of peerless wine that should only be seen at auction, at least it doesn't mix so much wine to drink, right?

"......" Teacher Yuan seemed to be a little satisfied, and hiccuped without caring about the impact and image, "Come on, Ma Yu, I still have to get some other drinks to drink, it's boring to drink a few times." ”

"Teacher, it doesn't matter what you're doing, right?" Lu Chixuan looked a little worried.

"Get out! You little rabbit, why did you go earlier? Teacher Yuan approached Lu Chixuan's face and poked his chest with his slender and slender index finger, "The weasel greets the chickens, why didn't you care when Zhichen and I were bullied?" ”

Lu Chixuan looked at the extremely drunk beauty in front of him, and couldn't help but take half a step back to keep his distance, not because he was afraid of the other party, but because the other party looked too tempting.

No matter how embarrassed she looks now, the essence of this beauty surnamed Yuan will not change, and it is not the kind that relies on makeup, she belongs to the absolute natural beauty!

And now she is almost completely showing the fullness of her chest in front of Lu Chixuan, a man definitely has ideas, and if she wants to have no ideas, she naturally has to not look at her.

"Lan Xi, they said that there was something hidden in that matter, let me apologize to you and Zhichen first, and she will explain later......" Lu Chixuan was interrupted before he could finish speaking.

"The secret of the fart! Really don't understand the old lady? It's shameless...... Forget it, I don't understand what I said to you idiot boy. Teacher Yuan waved his hand, looking very impatient.

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