"Rules? It's all a matter of life and death, and what rules and regulations are there to talk about. "I'm a little frustrated, but when I think about it, it's great to have at least such a strong old man to back it up.

After eating and drinking, the old man reached out to wipe the oil on his mouth, swaggered out of the hot pot restaurant, turned to me and said, "Go to your house!" ”

"Okay!" I answered, but found that the old man didn't wait for me to lead the way, and walked straight in the direction of my house, and I couldn't help but be stunned: This old man is really amazing!

Entering the house, Xiaofeng was sitting on the bed playing games, cursing and swearing as usual, and from time to time he could hear the gasp of his wounds. I respectfully welcomed the old man into the house and said to Xiao Feng, "Xiao Feng, come and see my master." "Then I went over and poured three cups of tea and brought them over.

Xiao Feng glanced up at the old man, and laughed with a snort, "Ah Fei, are you stupid?" Where to find a beggar to be a master. ”

My heart sank, and I secretly said: It's broken! With the old man's temper, it is estimated that he will reprimand the two of us again, and he will have to clean up the wind if he can't keep it.

Who knew that the old man looked at Xiao Feng as if he hadn't heard it, and looked straight at Xiao Feng with two eyes. That look was similar to when the dog in the orphanage when I was a kid saw stew.

"Master? Master? I called out to the old man twice. Only then did the old man come to his senses, cough dryly, and said, "This little friend's evaluation of the old man is extremely pertinent, and he is very pleasing to the old man." Nowadays, it is really rare to see an upright young man like Xiaoyou. ”

？？？？？ I was speechless. That's a lot of bad treatment, isn't it?

Then, one thing that made me vomit blood even more appeared:

The old man stepped forward affectionately, and his black dirty hands grabbed Xiaofeng's cheeks and kept looking left and right, making Xiaofeng irritable, shouting "Don't touch me" in his mouth, while rubbing the mobile phone screen extremely seriously - it seems that the team battle has reached a critical moment.

"Young man, your name is Xiaofeng, right?" The more the old man looked at Xiao Feng, the stronger the smile on his face, "Are you interested in being my son?" ”

I just took a sip of water and it sprayed all over the ground in an instant.

"Who are you? Ah Fei, there's something wrong with this old man, right? Xiao Feng raised his head and looked at the old man with disgust, "Have I seen you?" And you will be a son? Stinky beggars! ”

"Hey, hey, hey......" The old man rubbed his hands, his face was full of red light: "Can't you be my son if you haven't seen it before?" I find that I am very close to this little friend of yours....." said the old man, giving me a desperate look.

I immediately reacted, and hurriedly stepped forward and chimed in: "Xiaofeng, don't be rude!" This is my Master, but mighty! He was the one who instructed me to discover my identity last night, and besides, my master's supernatural powers are not only that, he can also read minds and prophecy......"

"Oh, you are the master who instructed Ah Fei last night," Xiao Feng put away his face and began to look at the old man seriously: "My name is Xiao Feng, and I am Ah Fei's brother." Old man, I was offended a lot just now. I've been a thug for a long time, don't mind. ”

"Don't mind, don't mind." The old man smiled, "I have read countless people, old man, and it is the first time I have seen such an eye-catching character as Xiaoyou, I really cherish my talents......"

"Wait, you said that you cherish talents?" Xiaofeng asked in surprise, "What talent do I have?" Have you discovered my talent for detectives? ”

"Uh...... What's this...... Forehead.... Neither is it. The old man stammered, "I just want to take you as a son - aren't you an orphan, if you give me a son, I will definitely not treat you badly, at least in the future, point out this scumbag.... Ah no, this Xiaofei, I will definitely do my best. ”

"Oh, that's right." Xiao Feng pondered for a moment, and suddenly said with a bright eye: "I will be your son, and he will be your apprentice, so which of us has a higher seniority?" ”

"Uh...... It seems to be the same. The old man said.

"That's not going to work." Xiao Feng glanced at me slyly and said, "You let him give you as an apprentice grandson, and I will be your son." ”

"That's easy to say." The old man grinned as if he had heard some very exciting news. He turned to me and yelled, "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and arrange it and pay homage to the master. ”

Nima, still play like this?

I asked the old man, do you have any apprentices? Nope! The old man said. I pretend to care about the authentic way, this is not an apprentice to directly accept the apprentice grandson...... Not really, right? The old man said nonchalantly, if there is anything bad, I said yes, that is good!

I stood to the side, my hands clattering. Looking at the smug expressions of the old and the young, and resisting the urge to beat them, I laid everything out.

"Get on your knees!" The old man said to me, "Although I don't stick to the customs, the etiquette of apprenticeship should be more solemn." ”

I obediently knelt down against my desk.

The old man put a pillar of incense on his head, silently recited the words of the patriarch in his mouth, and then performed three salutes and nine bows to the incense. Immediately afterwards, the old man turned to me and said lightly: "According to the characters of this sect, I will give you a Taoist name...... Forget it, I'll give you the name Ah Fei. ”

？？？？？ That's too perfunctory, isn't it? Also according to the sect of words? Is there a character in the sect?

I raised my head resentfully and asked the old man, "Master, I don't know what the name of our sect is?" Who is the ancestor? ”

The old man said proudly: "My sect is named Tomb I, and the ancestor is ......."

Without waiting for the old man to finish speaking, I jumped up directly: "Old man, are you teasing me?" Tomb One? ME？ My door? Does it mean that you created this sect yourself? ”

"Yes, Huigen is good, very promising." The old man nodded pretendedly, his eyes wandering.

The little wind on the side couldn't hold it anymore, and he clutched his stomach and laughed, rolling everywhere with laughter.

The old man looked at Xiaofeng and laughed uncontrollably, but he didn't feel embarrassed at all, but continued to pretend to say to me: "No matter what, since you recognize me as a master, I will definitely fulfill my duty as a master." It's not early today, the master has other things to deal with, you and your uncle should also have a good rest, tomorrow, I will talk about some important things with you. ”

Brother-in-law? A hint of confusion appeared on my angry face. Immediately, he saw Xiao Feng's treacherous eyes, and suddenly felt a burst of weakness: These two neuropaths!

Son, I have taken my father's leave! The old man greeted Xiaofeng.

Okay, Daddy! Xiao Feng shouted back happily, and at the same time shifted his gaze to me, Ah Fei, go and send your master! Xiaofeng deliberately bit the master and the two very hard.

Sending the old man out of the door, the old man changed his serious expression and said to me: "I came to your residence today for two reasons, one of which is to take you as an apprentice......

I muttered indignantly, "What took me as an apprentice? Even if there is no sect, I will respect you as well, so why do you have to make such a ......"

"Adults are happy, children know a fart!" The old man said disdainfully, and then continued: "Second, it is to help your friend take out something. ”

Stuff? I feel a little confused, can you help Xiaofeng take out something?

I smelled a heavy blood worm on you today, so I came to your residence to take a look. The old man stretched out his black palm, and in the palm of his hand, a fat purple worm writhed incessantly.

This is?

This is the sperm blood worm, which parasitizes the human body. The Sperm Blood Worm is not a creature as we understand it, it is the best at camouflage, and will even disguise itself by dismantling itself. When it is disguised as bodily fluids, blood, or even skin, even the most advanced medical facilities cannot be found. Of course, it's also extremely destructive. A spermatozoa can drain a person's lifelong sperm and feed it back to its owner - and it has one great feature: the more nervous and frightened the host, the harder it is to detect.

A blood worm that sucks blood and essence blood? I suddenly remembered last night's scene when the mask "Xiaowei" sucked her essence blood from Di Wu's body. Could it be her? No, no, she wants to harm Xiaofei, why bother to make so many turns?

Just trust your instincts. Old man, oh no, my master seems to have seen through my thoughts, and said lightly.

Thank you for your advice. This master, I called a little convincingly.

So you pretended to take Xiaofeng as your son, but in fact, you wanted to take the opportunity to get close to him and take out the essence blood worm in his body without his knowledge? I asked.

Oh, that's not really. Master Mu Ran said, it is true to take insects, and it is also true to accept him as a son.

it!

After the master walked away, I went back to the house.

When Xiaofeng saw me, he started laughing out loud again.

I'm depressed, this Nima is down in an instant?

After Xiaofeng laughed enough, he came over and put his arm around my shoulders and said, "Do you say that my father is really such a god?" "This little wind, it's so fast to get into the play.

I said with an indignant face, "I beg you to be normal! He's not your father! ”

"No, he's my father, he's recognized it, and he can't mess with his generation." Xiao Feng squinted his eyes and smiled smugly, "But then again, didn't you say he could read minds?" I think this must be fake, how can there be such a thing as mind reading. ”

"Why do you say that?" I asked, puzzled.

"Because just now when I was apprenticed to your teacher, in order to test whether he can read minds, I scolded all the eighteen generations of his ancestors in my heart...... But he didn't respond? ”

it? A black line on my face.

"It's true, I'll tell you......" I told Xiaofeng everything that happened at the hot pot restaurant.

"It's incredible!" Xiaofeng exclaimed, "Then why ......"

At that moment, there was a knock at the door.

I opened the door and found my master standing outside the door.

"Oh, by the way, I'm going to tell my son something." The master said, "Although just now when I was apprenticed to my apprentice, you scolded all the eighteen generations of my ancestors in your heart, but I am not angry with you. I just like your straightforward nature! ”

After the master finished speaking, he left like an arrow.

Leaving me and Xiaofeng staring at each other, stunned in place.