Chapter 93 Self-produced and self-sold
"Panic!" Bai Xiaochuan saw Lao Cai's unpromising appearance, and he was angry.
It's a person who is dozens of years old, and he is so calm when he encounters things.
When everyone in the live broadcast room heard Bai Xiaochuan so much, they were immediately relieved, the big guy must have a way, otherwise he wouldn't have said so.
Lao Cai didn't think about it so much, he was worried about his life now, so he could calm down.
said angrily: "Lao Tzu is about to lose his life, calm down a fart......"
Bai Xiaochuan almost didn't laugh.
"I'm afraid of a hairy here, it's just a little zombie fart, I don't have to make a move, I can naturally get rid of ......"
"Brother Bai, tell me quickly, I feel dizzy and breathless now, I feel like I can't hold on......" Lao Cai was pleasantly surprised when he heard it.
“……”
Paralysis, how can zombie poison be so fast!
From poisoning to seizure, it takes more than an hour to change, and this guy is probably scared of himself.
"Lao Cai, haven't you been seeking the mystery of zombie strength?" Bai Xiaochuan smiled and said, "Actually, you will be able to do it soon?" ”
Lao Cai looked dazed: "What? ”
What time is this, what are you talking about? Lao Tzu's life matters, big brother!
"People who fall for the poison of zombies will soon become zombies, and you can be like him, strong all your life, not surprised......" Bai Xiaochuan pointed at Old Man Chen and said.
"I'm a surprise fart...... Lao Cai scolded: "Lao Tzu's life is gone soon, and it's useful to be strong!" ”
Bai Xiaochuan touched his chin and said, "Don't panic, you have at least one more hour to ......"
"An hour?" Lao Cai is even more desperate, Lao Tzu will die in an hour, and become a zombie who is neither human nor ghost, maybe this little bastard will explode Lao Tzu's chrysanthemum......
"My mother......" Lao Cai was angry and anxious, and his tears were about to fall.
Bai Xiaochuan saw that the joke couldn't be opened, this thing was really going to cry, and he would have to blame himself for being embarrassed when the time came.
Hurriedly said: "Don't panic, don't panic, zombie fart poison is very easy to solve, you have it yourself, and boy urine is the best antidote to ......"
Lao Cai didn't say a word and began to take off his pants.
Bai Xiaochuan held his mobile phone in his hand and began to broadcast the whole process.
Lao Cai didn't notice that he had been pitted, and when he unbuttoned his pants and found that there was no container, he hurriedly took out a small bottle from his bag.
Pour out all the yellow liquid inside.
Then I straight into a bottle.
"66666, a fifty-year-old virgin peeing live in public......"
"What, am I mistaken, what did he just dump? Boy pee bar......"
“……”
"I think so......"
"Then if he drinks it directly, why should he urinate again?"
"I guess I don't think it's new......"
There was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room, and they were very puzzled by Lao Cai's strange behavior.
But they learned one thing from the big guy, the antidote to the zombie fart, and the child's urine is excellent......
Bai Xiaochuan couldn't cry or laugh, and was speechless for a while.
Even the little white fox snickered beside him, the old guy was too calm, what was he thinking in his head.
Lao Cai directly filled a bottle of urine.
it......
Without saying a word, I raised my head and drank it all......
Bai Xiaochuan looked at it with a burst of disgust, Old Man Chen's zombie appearance didn't disgust him, Lin Bin didn't disgust him when he showed his bird and fought monsters, and Old Cai Haomai drank urine, this is really disgusting.
After Lao Cai finished drinking, he also made a long sound of "Ah ......", which seemed to be delicious.
The antidote was in his stomach, and Lao Cai was suddenly relieved.
In an instant, he felt no longer dizzy, no more dazzling eyes, no more pain in his waist, and the whole person was refreshed.
Bai Xiaochuan usually speaks a bit nonsense, but he is not joking in this regard.
So he was relieved.
"Ahem!" Bai Xiaochuan coughed and said, "Lao Cai, I don't know if I should say something or not......
"What? You said! "Lao Cai will be very calm, and he has become much calmer.
"Actually, that urine doesn't need to drink so much, even if it's your own, you don't have to drink it all at once, although it looks heroic, it's a little disgusting......"
"I ......"
Lao Cai was speechless for a while, paralyzed that his life was at stake at that time, who could care more or less, and he drank it first and said.
He was just about to speak, when he suddenly saw Bai Xiaochuan holding his mobile phone.
Immediately shocked and said: "You are ...... live broadcast"
"Well, otherwise what do you think!" Bai Xiaochuan said as a matter of course.
"Nima ......"
Lao Cai let out a "whoop", hid his face and fled, this is so faceless.
"Haha, Lao Cai turned out to be a face-saving person? I haven't seen it yet! ”
"If you want to face this kind of thing, it depends on the price, okay, I bet, I will give him 100,000, and he promises not to be ashamed, do you believe it or ......not"
"I believe ...... this"
"100,000 I estimate that if you want him to be chaste, he can give you ......"
The pressure of Lao Cai's dying was released in an instant, and everyone in the live broadcast room couldn't help but be happy.
Especially Lao Cai hid his face and ran, this is a very sad thing, why does it feel so cool!
At this time, Old Man Chen took advantage of the fact that neither of them was paying attention, and slowly withdrew his right leg.
With a sharp slam of his left leg, he jumped straight out of the pit.
As soon as Old Man Chen came out, he didn't say a word, howled, and rushed towards Bai Xiaochuan.
Paralys, it's so annoying, if it weren't for you, Lao Tzu would give people ** flowers.
Lao Cai shouted: "Be careful! ”
Bai Xiaochuan has been a teacher for so many years, so he would make such a small mistake.
As soon as Old Man Chen rushed to him, a red light suddenly lit up, splitting the dark night.
It was like a red lightning bolt falling suddenly.
The entire Chen family's courtyard flashed.
The rolling yang energy was like an ocean, instantly submerging Old Man Chen.
When Lao Cai was watching, Bai Xiaochuan and Old Man Chen staggered.
Bai Xiaochuan turned his back to Old Man Chen, holding his mobile phone in one hand, and the ghost head knife on the other side was on his shoulder, the red light of the knife body flickered, and a ghost tread on it was lying on it with a hideous face, and his eyes were full of red light.
Old Man Chen remained motionless, and then his head tilted and fell to the ground, a puddle of black blood spurting out of his neck......
The head rolled to Lao Cai's heels.
Lao Cai is furious, will paralysis release biological and chemical weapons? If it weren't for you, would Lao Tzu be so ashamed?
He flew up and kicked Old Man Chen in the head.
Old man Chen's head flew out and fell into the bushes.
At that moment, an angry voice was heard in the woods.
"Who is it? The dog is bold, and the zombies cultivated by the old man dare to kill, so he is impatient......"
Lao Cai couldn't help but be stunned, who is this, such a big breath.
Bai Xiaochuan also turned his head.
I saw a man in the woods, about forty or fifty years old, with thin cheeks, a handful of goatee, and a gloomy face floating in his eyes.
His eyes were fierce and he looked at the two of them.
When he saw Lao Cai with a green face, he was obviously startled, put on a defensive posture, and took two steps back, "You hemp skin, what ...... you do?"
(There is also a chapter in the afternoon)