Chapter 154: Jumping Rubber Bands
Xia Xue narrowed her eyes, looked at Ding Mian like a cold hook, and said, "What do you mean?" ”
"It's not interesting, it's not early, the good baby should go home and sleep."
Ding Mian smiled and said something inexplicable, then pushed the door open and walked into the house.
"What a heavy yin qi ......"
Ding Mian frowned, glanced around, took out a few talismans, and pasted them wherever he went, behind him Xia Xue clasped his hands to his chest, looked at him coldly, and did not make any move.
When it was almost finished, Ding Mian turned his head to look at Xia Xue: "You are the most powerful of these guys?" ”
Xia Xue sneered and said, "Since you can see it, let's get out of here before I get angry." ”
Ding Mian was not angry, and said with a smile: "Yo, your tone is not small, have you reached the realm of the ghost king?" ”
Xia Xue was stunned.
"I met a female ghost king in red before, who is much more powerful than you, and belongs to the kind of existence that can drown you by spitting...... I'm not even afraid of her, do you think I'll be afraid of you? ”
Ding Mian sat on the sofa with his buttocks, felt the pig-killing knife on his body, and gently rubbed it in his palm.
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Seeing this knife, Xia Xue's face changed significantly, and she whispered, "Are you a talisman master or a pig killer?" ”
"It doesn't matter." Ding Mian smiled, "After all, a boxer will carry a gun with him when he goes out, and I can't bring a knife as a talisman master?" ”
Xia Xue suddenly smiled.
This smile made Ding Mian extremely uncomfortable.
Just as she was thinking about what she was going to do, she saw Nizi sitting next to her, with a long leg resting on her lap.
Slender, fair-skinned, without a trace of fat.
The woman put on a lazy and seductive pose, leaned back on the sofa, looked at herself with a smile, and did not forget to lick her pink little tongue.
Ding Mian's face sank, snapped on the ground, and gave her a shock.
"Didn't you learn these things well at a young age? Shame on you? ”
Xia Xue rubbed her head a little aggrieved and said, "I just want to stay in the world for a while." ”
"Then don't stay in other people's bodies, the yin qi is so heavy, what should you do if you kill her when the time comes?" Ding Mian said.
"Who is she? Girlfriend? Xia Xue said curiously.
"You have to take care of it." Ding Mian didn't have a good airway.
Xia Xue said quietly: "I want to play with rubber bands." ”
Ding Mian pretended not to hear.
"I want to jump a rubber band!"
"I want to jump a rubber band!"
"I want to jump a rubber band!"
"You're repeating the machine?"
"No matter, you play with me."
"How do two people play?"
"You can tie one to the table."
“……”
Ding Mian glared at Xia Xue and said, "I'm really not afraid that I will be angry and send you directly to the underworld with a knife?" ”
"You're not that kind of person."
Xia Xue said with a smile, and I don't know where she conjured a rubber band, wrapped it around the table, and handed it to Ding Mian.
Ding Mian sighed, reluctantly took the rubber band and tied it to his waist.
So, this little girl, who may not be an adult in real age, began to jump and play.
The little girl was sweating profusely, excited, and happy, as if she hadn't played this game for a long time.
After dancing for a while, the little girl smiled and said, "It's your place!" ”
"I'm not coming! Neither will I. Ding Mian's head shook like a rattle.
What are you kidding, I'm a dignified talisman master, over twenty years old, how can I play this kind of game that only elementary school students play?
"It's okay, I'll teach you." The little girl said with a smile.
"I'm stupid."
"I'm patient, teach slowly, and promise not to scold you."
“……”
In this way, Ding Mian was forced to jump the rubber band in desperation.
When he used to be in elementary school, he used to watch girls play with this, and he thought it was really silly to jump around on top of a rubber band, so what's so funny? It's like girls can't figure out why those boys like to play a boring game of throwing a ball into the basket.
Ding Mian's movements were a little clumsy, he couldn't do it for a long time, and he was a person who didn't like to admit defeat by nature, after a lot of competition with himself, he was sweating and panting, which made the little girl on the side laugh happily, and tears flowed out.
Fortunately, the little girl finally didn't continue to embarrass him, went to the refrigerator to get an ice cream, and after eating, said that she was ready to leave.
Ding Mian breathed a sigh of relief.
"You're a good guy." The little girl said.
"Thank you." Ding Mian was stunned for a few seconds, and then smiled.
"So, I decided to tell you a secret." The little girl said.
"What's the secret?"
"About this sister."
After a few minutes......
Xia Xue fainted on the sofa.
Ding Mian sat on the side, thoughtful.
"Hmmm......"
The girl slowly woke up, and when she opened her eyes, she saw a strange man...... Oh no, maybe it shouldn't be a strange man, this face, although mediocre, is impressive to her!
"It's you !!?"
Xia Xue screamed, as if she had been doused with cold water, and bounced up.
"It's me." Ding Mian said helplessly.
"You you, you pervert, how can you be in my house?" Xia Xue grabbed a pillow and looked at Ding Mian nervously.
"Perverted?" Ding Mian raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "That's how you treat your life-saving benefactor?" ”
"You...... What did you say? Xia Xue was stunned, then thought of something, and said in surprise: "Could you be the ...... The one who taught me how to draw talismans, right? ”
"The Nine Star God Spell is still working, right?" Ding Mian said with a smile.
Xia Xue looked at him blankly, and it took a long time to react.
Yes, at that time, people said that they had been haunted by evil spirits and would not live for more than three days.
Now think about it, where people are perverts, they are clearly masters!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, master, I misunderstood you, I'm really sorry......" Xia Xue said with an apologetic and guilty face.
Ding Mian waved his hand and said, "There is no need to apologize, I really don't want to go, transfer me 1.8 million yuan, that is sincerity." ”
"Huh?" Xia Xue's eyes widened.
"Ahem, just kidding...... Okay, without further ado, do you know why you're provoking so many ghosts? Ding Mian said.
Xia Xue shook her head.
"Because you don't have yang energy in you." Ding Mian said.
"No yang?" Xia Xue was puzzled, "Master, I don't quite understand, can you explain it clearly?" ”
Ding Mian said: "Yang Qi is the innate qi of the human body, from birth, the moment the baby cries, Yang Qi will continue to pour into the body...... As we grow older, until the prime of life, both men and women, yang energy will gradually increase, and in old age, it will slowly decline. ”
"If a person's yang energy is insufficient, it is easy to get sick and be invaded by evil spirits, so those who are often seriously ill or dying will have a special lack of yang energy, and you ......"
"What's wrong with me?" Xia Xue hurriedly asked.
"And the yang energy in your body is too little and too little...... It's like a dying man. Ding Mian said.
Xia Xue's heart suddenly tightened.