What was wrong with Tang Songyuan?

To put it mildly...

Like Kong Shuxian, who originally had an annual salary of nearly one million dollars, the beauty of her appearance and the poor of words, she was tall and long-legged, with a large chest and a thin waist, wide hips and round hips, and a fit and plump... Super Superb Big Beauty... If asked on the phone:

"Do you want your sister to hug? Do you want to rush back right now? ”

How would a genetically born male answer?

How will people who choose sex to be beautiful answer?

…

But Tang Songyuan's brain seems to be completely offline...

That's right!

He really forgot that he and Kong Shuxian are now "living together"!

Even if it's sleeping in a separate room!

But it's also called cohabitation!

He actually dared to ask "Where are you going"!

Then, even a won't have a good face...

So~

Kong Shuxian roared violently: "Stinky rice balls, you give them to me... Go to sleep! What time is it? I'll be back in a while, and you'll also... I'm just..."

Anyway, Tang Songyuan poked his mobile phone "to death" before he finished listening.

…

The next day.

On November 3, 204 A.D., the twenty-third day of September in the ninth year of Jian'an.

8:30 a.m.

Tang Songyuan, who was blindfolded with pig eyes, was pushed to the large conference room by Faceless No. 1.

A room full of people has been talking and laughing for a long time, and the coffee is fragrant... Seeing Tang Songyuan coming, he naturally stood up and said, "You are really early."

Tang Songyuan was a little dizzy, after all, he was woken up by the alarm clock before he slept enough.

Originally, Kong Shuxian planned to ask him to hand over the charts and documents to her to express. But Tang Songyuan insisted on coming by himself.

Helpless, Shuxian had to help him wash up for the second time, which was called "saving time"... Indeed, it only took 20 minutes from getting up to washing and dressing up and then to the conference room.

It's just that Tang Songyuan's jaw and the middle of the person are pasted with a small band-aid...

In Tang Songyuan's words: "If you haven't shaved a man, don't be hard!"

I might as well go electric! ”

…

In the wheelchair, Tang Songyuan barely held up (his feet were sore)... was about to bow to a room of people, but before Kong Shuxian could react, several figures flashed and pressed Tang Songyuan down.

Tang Songyuan glanced at them, it should also be them...

The first is Miguiko's deputy, who is 169 tall, nicknamed the four-eyed royal sister, a former top pilot in the United States, and Grace Kelly, who retired due to an eye injury;

The second is the third deputy of the secretariat, who is 178 tall, nicknamed Yokohama Station Street Girl, Harvard... Asian, who did not graduate, is a bewitching beauty sent by the pan-JFK political family, Sasa Miyase.

The other is an old acquaintance.

That is, one of the three Hulks, the black giant Edwood! 208cm tall, 320 pounds in weight, shoulders twice the width of Tang Songyuan's shoulders...

No way, Edwood is the one who can use his fists without speaking... If it weren't for this meeting, or if he wasn't the only mercenary head here... He, in general, is more transparent.

SO！

The three of them... Shooting fast is one thing; On the other hand, it is also because they finally sat down at the conference table this time, and changed from attending the meeting to actually participating in the meeting.

In addition to the three of them, there were many other people in the conference room. For example, there are model representatives, there are also representatives of Liuying, as well as professors from the language college, and several managers of security guards.

Kong Shuxian's explanation for this is...

"Xiao Tangyuan, these are all participating departments from the future action, and you also know that if you really want to directly intervene in all aspects, so..."

Tang Songyuan waved his hand to stop and ignored it.

When the projection and materials were ready, Tang Songyuan said: "Dear friends, I will talk to you about a very funny story today. The story is that I...

I was also confused by the historical materials of the mainland...

Let's now..."

Before he finished speaking, the chattering between each other in the large conference room completely covered his "immature" voice in an instant!

Even Kong Shuxian hurriedly changed from a standing posture to squatting beside Tang Songyuan!

But at this moment, Faceless No. 1, who was guarding behind Tang Songyuan and kept a wheelchair-like shape, let out an unprecedentedly contemptuous "hum"...

The mechanical sound is hard to hear.

However, it has the effect of a static field.

When everyone in the audience turned their attention to Faceless 1...

Everyone was cured of cervical spondylosis suddenly!

Only Kong Shuxian stroked Tang Songyuan's forehead, then put her arms around his shoulders and shook him and asked, "Little Tangyuan, are you okay?" ”

Tang Songyuan twisted his head towards Kong Shuxian and winked, then motioned for Kong Shuxian to sit down beside him. After Kong Shuxian pushed the sofa chair and sat over, he began to touch his skirt and legs in public.

In a state where Kong Shuxian's cheeks were rosy and she didn't dare to look at people, Tang Songyuan cleared her throat and asked, "Mengjin Huabei, is it snowing now?" ”

“…”

After throwing this question, not only was the audience sluggish; Even the "second" was rubbed with oil... Kong Shuxian immediately turned her head and stared at Tang Songyuan. When Tang Songyuan's casual handle went deep into her skirt...

She didn't even care...

In other words, the management of the whole 01A base knows, "Manager Kong, men don't approach"...

Previously... Now...

In short, Kong Shuxian's ice and snow image can be regarded as ruined!

But the goose...

In addition to Tang Songyuan...

The audience seemed to be dead.

It wasn't until he "coughed" twice that he wrote and painted and looked up at the sky to say "the early sun is born and the stars are beautiful"...

After Kong Shuxian struggled to take off her small suit and cover her legs, and also covered Tang Songyuan's hands, the meeting was able to continue.

…

Tang Songyuan commanded the faceless people to begin to explain or ask questions.

Half an hour later, everyone's thoughts diverged. The focus has also shifted from reading "historical materials" to re-examining the current reality.

In the new time and space, the current temperature and precipitation in North China do not allow the natives to go out to fight at all. Not to mention fighting, even if you visit relatives and friends, as long as the distance is more than 40km...

It will also mean "forever"!

One accidentally has to take his life!

In addition, judging by the information that is now known, North China has been completely equated with "hell" due to natural and man-made disasters...

To put it bluntly, there was a famine on a huge scale!

(The landlord's family also has no surplus grain)

According to the calculations of the meteorological, geology, atmosphere, and oceanography teams of the 01A base, the temperature will continue to drop sharply in the next 2 or 3 months.

At that time, let alone marching in the field, even indoors, as long as you don't bake the fire, it will be like looking for death. Coincidentally, such cold weather may affect the entire "Northern Hemisphere"!

The current atmospheric environment is no longer the Xiaoice in the traditional sense.

It's for another very special reason.

The reason for this is not yet clear.

But one of the more correlated data clearly points to a sharp increase in atmospheric sulfide crystals... If you foolishly assume this, it is very likely that it is due to a large volcanic eruption, and it is a large-scale global volcanic eruption.

Correlation, after all, is not causality!

In short, the research team's report pointed out that even if there is no special reason, the next November, December, January, February, and March will normally be a cold snap.

Not to mention a field siege...

Not even a long march.

It is precisely because of this situation that the email sent to Tang Songyuan by the anthropology and nutrition groups specifically pointed out: At the current time, whoever you want to support will give him enough "high-calorie food";

Contrarily~

If you don't want to support anyone, you can let him "waste energy efficiency" and get no stable heat supplement. In this way, it will not take a day to ensure that he (plural) freezes into a "living ice sculpture"!

WELL~

When the above content was clearly understood by everyone in the room, it was called a loud applause.

(Is it necessary to applaud?) ）

…

Kong Shuxian pretended to be safe and fled from Tang Songyuan's clutches... pulled the skirt, patted his cheek and chest again, and solemnly regained the frost and coldness. After two deep breaths, she asked Tang Songyuan:

"Then you say that you have been fooled so miserably?"

Tang Songyuan wiped his hands with a tissue and smiled playfully: "You forget, I used to naively think that Cao Cao would blow the Yuan family brothers in February of the next year."

And that's not all.

Because I was worried that our concubine army would not have the ability to deliver long-distance projects, so at that time, I was very anxious for a while, and as a result...

You female school bullies are really the wrong person! ”

To be continued