Xixi's mental state has not been very good recently, and there are always a lot of strange pictures in front of him, some of which are a pair of vicious eyes staring directly at him, and some of which are a lonely back. This phenomenon has been going on for a long time, and I wonder if I have depression, but it doesn't make sense! Why do you get depression?

The job is stable, I don't have to worry about eating and drinking, my nerves are big, and when the sky falls, there is a high top, so I can't get depression in my turn.

I guess it's brain cancer. Thinking like this, he smiled, this smile was bohemian, helpless, and regretful.

Forget it, let's eat it first and wait until you die.

As time went on, the picture in Xixi's eyes became more and more real, and he wanted to kick the lonely back several times and poke the eyes blind with two fingers. Reason tells him that if you dare to do this, you will be crazy.

"You're going to kill me!"

"No! I can't die yet! ”

On a Monday in May, the unit had a regular meeting as usual, and the office was in the office, and he was responsible for cleaning the conference room and getting up 15 minutes early. Brushed his teeth, washed his face and hair, smeared some foam on his face, and prepared to shave.

A pair of eyes appeared in the dressing mirror, and he glanced at him awkwardly, and every time he did this, he didn't make any innovation, and he had no future as an illusion.

Xi Xi used a razor to carefully clean the stubble that had been raised for two weeks, and occasionally looked at each other, and the eyes in the mirror overlapped his own eyes, which fit perfectly. It is said that the eyes are the windows of a person's soul, and the person's character can be seen from a person's eyes.

At this moment, he looks like an emotionless killer from the mirror.

The smile in the mirror was very bad, like a hunter who had fallen in love with his prey.

Xi Xi was a little flustered, he obviously didn't laugh, but the person in the mirror laughed, is this the rhythm of haunting? Xi Xi shook his head, and in the mirror, as Xi Xi moved, another figure appeared.

"! You me mentality! He said in a panic, ignoring the water on his face, and ran out of the bathroom with a crawl.

When he returned to his room, he locked the door, sat down in his chair tremblingly, his face was as white as paper, and he took out a cigarette from his pocket with great difficulty, lit one, and gradually calmed down. Looks like he's got a ghost just now. He laughed, this smile was a little arrogant.

The mobile phone rang, someone on WeChat talked to him in the language, he became nervous, and his intuition told him that this person should be himself, and now the ghosts have been modernized? I also know how to use WeChat.

I took out my phone and looked, sure enough, it was myself, and I automatically began to simulate the plot of various horror movies in my mind, could it be that there was a well in the picture, and a ghost slowly crawled out of the well, or the computer screen suddenly lit up, full of snowflakes, the ground began to seep, and a ghost ran out of the computer.

"It's quite humorous!"

A sudden voice came from his ears, which scared him all over, and the phone fell to the ground, while a warm current slowly flowed down the root of his thigh. He didn't dare to look back, and he didn't feel distressed even when his newly bought phone fell to the ground. Tremblingly, he asked, "Who are you?" ”

"Take it, no one will hurt you."

I didn't dare to move.

"Pick it up! Or I'm going to kill you! ”

I picked up the phone quickly and clicked the answer button with my fingers, but because the time had passed, the communication was automatically interrupted. Xi Xi is like a madman, still frantically clicking on his mobile phone, crying and talking, his voice trembling.

"It's not that I don't want to take it, it's that he hung up, don't blame me, you must not kill me, I don't even have a target, so I just died, it's a loss."

There was no sound in my ears, and I didn't dare to look back, many horror novels have written that there are two fires on people's shoulders, and one is extinguished once you turn around, and each time you extinguish it, your own yang energy is three points weaker, so that ghosts have a chance to take advantage of it.

The phone rang again, and when I looked down, it was Wei Xiao, the deputy director of the office, who had a false alarm, patted his chest, and let out a sigh of relief.

The phone was connected, talking about work matters, and today someone from the inspection team came over to make a few table signs, which are all small things.

Ending the call, Xi Xi lit a cigarette and took a deep breath, as if from a dream into reality in an instant, people became very sensible, thinking: The old man is a civil servant, dedicated to serving the people, what can a ghost do to me. As the saying goes, the body is not afraid of the shadow, there are many rights and wrongs in front of the widow's door, and a few little ghosts want to be scared, it is simply hitting the stone with an egg, and they can't measure themselves.

"You have inherited a good Ah Q spirit."

There was a voice in my ears again, and the phone was ringing, it was me. In order to save his life, he answered the call as soon as possible. A man's gloomy voice came from the phone.

"I'm you in another dimension, and I'm dead, so you don't have to be afraid of me. As for why I appeared, you'll find out later. ”

Xi Xi listened carefully, his brain spun rapidly, and asked, "Do you want me to let my guard down, and then find an opportunity to kill me and occupy this body?" ”

The phone was hung up, and he felt like he was a genius, a reincarnation of Sherlock Holmes, who knew everything about all crises.

"Now find a mirror and light a cigarette, I haven't smoked in a long time."

There was a voice in his ears, but this time he was bolder. "What if I don't?"

"Alas," a sigh came from his ear, "I really didn't expect that I would be such an idiot, where did you get the confidence to negotiate terms with me?" ”

He smiled awkwardly, this smile was obscene, and he looked like a traitor, "Wrong, wrong, big brother can't afford to mess with you, I'll just look in the mirror and smoke, do you think it's okay?" ”

"Rubbish!"

The awkward right hand suddenly became uncontrollable, raised high and pumped his mouth, the force was not small, and a bright red palm print appeared on the right cheek, like an indecent little girl, beaten by others.

Flatteringly, he clasped his hands together, kept worshipping the Buddha, and said, "Big brother, I know it's wrong, I'll hand you a cigarette." ”

As he spoke, he picked up a lighter, took out a pair of purple cloud cigarettes and put them in his mouth, walked to the bathroom with a sigh, and faced the mirror, another self appeared in it, and he was scared and a little proud at the same time.

This wave is forcibly not losing, bribing a good boss, where else in this world, I can't go.

The shyness in the mirror took a deep breath of cigarette, looked at himself cruelly, and said, "Cheap, this character is really a waste." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, big brother, whatever you say, I'll just listen to the little one."

The awkward in the mirror continued to smoke, closed his eyes and began to enjoy the feeling of the smoke entering his lungs and his mind dizzying.

Seeing that he closed his eyes in the mirror, he secretly gestured to him with a middle finger. Hum! You're not much stronger, and people who are dead are embarrassed to talk about others.

The person in the mirror finished his cigarette and looked at him meaningfully, still smiling disdainfully, "You can get out." ”

He bowed his head and left the bathroom, his face immediately gloomy, and he said to himself, "Why are you like a dog!" Stupid! Grass! ”

At this time, Cai Wenxi happened to come up from the stairs, heard Xi Xi talking, looked at him suspiciously, found the bright red palm print on his face, and said with a smile: "Xi Xi, you are teasing a little girl, being beaten like this." ”

She glanced at her, "I dreamed of you at night, something happened, and I was slapped by you, and I woke up directly, and you have to be responsible for me." ”

"Get out!" Cai Wenxi said with a smile.

The life of a busy and idle grassroots civil servant in a township and township began in full swing.

As a new batch of young people who have been admitted, it is normal for you to wear multiple hats, exercise, you haven't done any work, why should you be promoted, right?

Fortunately, Xixi is a foreigner, living in the dormitory of the unit, and the leader arranges to be in charge of the official seal of the unit in the office, because there are often people stamping it, and the agency also has to keep people, so he does not need to pack the village, and the work has been lightened a lot, even so his daily work is very fulfilling.

2020 is a decisive year for poverty alleviation and building a moderately prosperous society in an all-round way. As soon as this person gets serious, he is very productive, and then he swaggers around other people's offices.

In his words, the office inspects the work, and by the way, we will see if everyone has anything delicious and taste it. There is a married girl Wang Xin who is the same age as Xi Xi in the 205 Organization Section, and he summed up this person in a very objective sentence.

"Xi Xi is a master of playing cheap to the extreme."

When Xi Xi heard this, he was very happy, and said with a smile: "Didn't I go to the county to eat that day, where did I live in Jinchi at night, the conditions were more difficult." We were talking in bed, and I asked him, 'Do you think there's a word that can sum up my personality?' Jin Chi didn't think about it and said a word, cheap, cheap horse. The point is that I'm still quite happy, I have lived for twenty-six years, and I have my first real name: cheap. Cultivate one more later: Wen. 兮兮, double natal words: Wen cheap. That's it for a lifetime, comfortable. ”

"Brother, you are really awesome, ugly and beautiful." Zhou Miao smiled and said, "It's up to you in the future, brother, take me to the sky and fly with me." ”

Xi Xi smiled and snorted coldly. "Who else!"

The specific work content is inconvenient to disclose, and the day of life is spent in such a busy way.

Lonely night, lonely room, not lonely, Hell mode is officially on.