Chapter 80: Boss, let's play with something else
Yue Wenqin is actually like Qingqing said, he can use an axe, he took a cutting board, and there is an iron block on the cutting board, they really want to use it after chopping? However, when Yue Wenqin raised the cleanly washed axe and was about to cut it, Qingqing raised his hand.
"Wait a minute!"
"What's wrong with the owner?"
"There is a wooden palanquin outside, they jumped from a height, and the first axe should be on the palanquin!"
"No, sister, it's a team of people, even if there are only four people, one person and one corner, the falcon of the sedan chair will be finished, and the whole will collapse." An An raised her hand.
"What about the car roof? If you smash it down, the people in the sedan will have to be stunned, right? ”
"Lord Tie doesn't know kung fu, so he shouldn't be able to escape, it doesn't matter if the top of the sedan chair is smashed or not, what they want to kill is Lord Tie, people roll out of the sedan chair, don't care if they are dizzy or not?" An An tilted his head and said hurriedly.
"Owner, you just want to know if the bones can be chopped up, how many axes are needed, what kind of sedan chair do you want?"
"I am not a man, he is; I'm a trace checker! What I want to know is the splash marks of chopping people. So please remove the cutting board, put the sheep's head on the ground, and try to restore it now. No, you go and pull a live sheep over. Qingqing waved her hand and stared at the skull, shaking her head.
"The owner, otherwise, you should go to the yamen to try, now this live sheep is our own money, you go to the yamen to try, you can be given money by the yamen."
"I'll go back and ask my dad to give you money!" Qingqing patted her forehead gently.
"I'm still going to feel distressed." Yue Wenqin had a bitter face, carefully sent the sheep's head back to the kitchen, and led a sheep out of another circle. It was a ram with pointed horns on its head and long fur on its body. Washed cleanly, looking at Yue Wenqin's appearance, he looked like he wanted to die in pain, and suddenly, he raised his head, "Dongjia, let's cut pigs, right?" Whole pigs are cheaper than sheep. ”
"Do you have ready-made pigs?" Qingqing doesn't matter, as long as it can be pulled out immediately.
"I can buy it right away!" Yue Wenqin jumped to his feet.
"Let's start, I can't stand." Qingqing glared at him.
Yue Wenqin tied the sheep and went in to call a few cooks out, and now after lunch, the cooks are idle. Now Yue Wenqin has also thought clearly, hurry up and finish the cut and end it quickly. Since they wanted to simulate the scene, they didn't know how many people there were, so each of them took an axe, rushed up, and hacked the ram to death.
"Wait!" Qingqing suddenly shouted.
Everyone stopped together, and at this time, everyone's waist, arms, and even faces were covered with blood.
Qingqing stared at the sheep and looked back at An An, "It's already determined that he is dead, why do you want to cut it down?" ”
"Hacking this sheep to death, using twelve axes, and eleven axes in the back, it's all a waste of time." An An had been counting the axes just now.
"Lord Tie must not have this sheep warp!" Qingqing thought for a while, "You used half a pillar of incense to kill a sheep, and the number of the other party is unknown, but the kung fu should be much better than yours, so they can't use half a pillar of incense......"
"And bodyguards and palanquins." An An Tips.
"The sedan chair man must have run away, and the bodyguards will not be much useful at this time." Yue Wenqin couldn't help but say, "Dongjia, are you still cutting?" ”
"Are you sure someone said it was chopped up?" Qingqing looked at Yue Wenqin.
"Nonsense, I don't know." Yue Wenqin is about to jump.
"Get the sheep away, be careful, don't splatter the blood on the ground." Qingqing waved his hand, and the cooks quickly took away the sheep with a few pieces of whole meat, leaving a bloody stain on the ground.
Qingqing squatted not far away and watched, her brain running fast.
"Owner, you don't go to the yamen to play, just play in your own store, is it interesting?" Yue Wenqin squatted beside her and asked in a low voice.
"It's safe to play in your own store." Qingqing stood up and waved to An An, "Come and see the blood splash traces." ”
"Brother Yue, stand up and let me see you." An An hurriedly looked up at Yue Wenqin.
Yue Wenqin stood up straight, An An jumped on the stool, and reached out to wipe the blood stains on his face: "Sister, really told you, even the blood of a sheep can spray Lao Gao?" ”
"It's not high, they were all hunched at the time, and they could normally spray on the beams." Qingqing smiled.
"Why?" This time it was Yue Wenqin who asked.
"Blood pressure, you guys are talking about gas. All animals are a big sealed skin. Open the skin, and the qi will press the blood to where it can reach. Qingqing thought about it and tried to explain.
"Whatever!" Yue Wenqin forgot it, and felt that this owner was too incomprehensible. He looked at the messy backyard and the sheep blood on his body, and took a deep breath, "Boss, can I let someone clean it up?" Drop by and change your clothes and wash your face. ”
"Of course!" Qingqing picked up An An, nodded to him, and took him back to the account room.
"Boss, I've changed my clothes, do I want to teach you how to make dim sum?" Yue Wenqin thought about it and shouted again in the back.
"Why?" Qingqing hugged An An and turned around in surprise.
"Find yourself a new pleasure, right? For example, make snacks, such as make one or two side dishes for your father, and he will cry happily. This way the kitchen is also quite warm, which can save some coal for the family. "Yue Wenqin thinks about it, and thinks it's better to put the owner back on the normal track!
"Then I'll do it to my father, will he cry happily?" An An said hurriedly.
"Of course!" Yue Wenqin replied very seriously.
"Alright then!" Qingqing looked at An An's face, and could only nod resignedly.
"Let's learn how to fry cakes first, shall we?" An An turned back to Yue Wenqin excitedly and said.
"What kind of fried cake, do you dare to touch the oil? Let's start with the simple. Alright, I'll go change my clothes and go back to the account room to teach you how to choose food. "Yue Wenqin really feels guilty, how can he be in such a family?
Qingqing also sighed and hugged An An back to the accounting room.
"He's so old, and you still hold him every day." He patted An An's fat buttocks, this kid is really getting lazier and lazier.
"I'm used to it." Qingqing smiled, An An has been held by her since she was a child, although when An An was just born, she was only more than eleven years old, but at that time, she learned to hold An An, and until now, she may have been hugged like this, she didn't feel how heavy An An was, she was used to it.
"Mother, do you have to learn to choose vegetables?" An An looked back at her mother.
"I don't know, maybe learning to cook starts with choosing dishes, right?" He didn't know either, and she didn't know how to cook.
"Let's learn slowly!" Qingqing put down An An carelessly, sat back on the side of the bookcase, and took a note of what he had just seen.