"Monkey boy, have you thought about it?"

In the distance, a deafening roar like thunder came from the rolling waves, shaking the surrounding grass and trees, all trembling, and large leaves fluttered and fell, leaving a group of monkeys all over their bodies.

The monkeys were shocked and looked ahead in unison, how fierce and vicious is this?

It's so powerful!

Jiang Yun secretly complained in his heart: "The black bear spirit who killed a thousand knives is finally here." ”

Sure enough, a black bear spirit with a height of more than eight feet, a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and a nine-hole serial knife in his hand, appeared in front of Jiang Yun's eyes.

Looking at that majestic physique, Jiang Yun felt a little cold, how could this black bear spirit be beaten?

"You are?"

Jiang Yun smiled awkwardly but politely.

"Humph!"

The black bear snorted coldly.

"Monkey, you are a noble person who forgets things, I'm afraid that you have forgotten everything you have done in the past, right?"

The eyes narrowed slightly, and a cold light surged in the pupils of the black bear spirit.

This monkey, when he peeped at Sister Xiong, he didn't look like this.

Now, Xiong Amei wants to live or die, saying that this monkey will not marry her, so she hangs herself.

If you don't catch this fox back today, how can you be worthy of Sister Xiong?

"Ahem. ”

Jiang Yun coughed lightly a few times and explained:

"Brother Xiong, I'm afraid there is some misunderstanding here. ”

"Bang dang. ”

A loud knife sounded.

The nine-hole serial knife was horizontal, and it was on Jiang Yun's neck.

The sharp blade glowed with a devouring coldness.

"Dare to quibble?"

The black bear spirit glared angrily, quite powerful.

"Wait a minute, I have something to say. ”

Jiang Yun swallowed his saliva and said with a nervous expression.

For a moment, his mind went blank and he had no idea.

Suddenly, he turned his compassionate gaze to the group of monkeys around him, hoping that these old fellows would come up with a decent idea.

But the group of monkeys around them are all old, weak, sick and disabled, how dare they compete with the black bear spirit in front of them?

So

The monkeys turned a blind eye and watched the play.

"A group of pig teammates, who only watch the show?"

Jiang Yun scolded angrily in his heart, and his face was anxious.

The group of monkeys seemed to hear Jiang Yun's inner call,

The facial expressions are the same, all like this:

(*￣(oo)￣)

Jiang Yun was desperate.

It's a fucking pig.

"Old monkey, are there Russians around here?"

Jiang Yun felt that he could still struggle.

It has long been rumored that the Russians are very good at dealing with black bears, and if they help, then they still have so much hope of survival.

When the old monkey heard this, he thought about it and waved his hand decisively:

"Lord, Mode. ”

Jiang Yun: "......"

This answer is too decisive.

Can't you think about it?

At the same time, Jiang Yun was a little angry.

How did this uncle write a novel?

There have been so many strange settings before, and there is still a Russian's setting?

At the critical moment, why did the chain fall off?

Look, the knife is on the neck.

Just waiting for the Russians to come to the rescue.

Actually said, Mo De?

Jiang Yun closed his eyes in some despair.

His only regret is that he is still an old virgin.

It seems that it is necessary to do it as soon as possible.

Something, missed, just missed.

At this time, Jiang Yun planned to give up treatment.

Suddenly, the old monkey shouted: "King, have you ever remembered that there is a four-character mantra behind you?"

Four-word mantra?

Jiang Yun's eyes widened.

He felt that he could still save it.

"Old monkey, is this serious?"

"The king, this matter is true, I think that the king was thousands of miles away, and he asked for what the host of Hanshan Temple wrote, so naturally he couldn't be wrong. ”

Jiang Yun's eyes rolled and he made up his mind.

According to the old monkey, could it be that there is a hidden immortal law behind it?

He thinks it's a very possibility.

After all, when Rulai suppressed Sun Wukong, didn't he also have a six-character mantra?

Well, I'm such a genius!

"Hey, stinky bear, look at the move!"

Jiang Yun suddenly took off his leaf clothes, and then turned around angrily, revealing the four-character mantra behind him.

Not to mention, Jiang Yun's sudden turn scared the black bear spirit a lot, and the nine-hole chain knife almost fell to the ground.

I thought that this monkey would perform such a heavenly spell, but after a while, nothing happened.

And Jiang Yun was also puzzled.

According to his script, behind him should be radiant, dazzling, and blind.

But it's been a long time, and I haven't seen the light of Mao.

It's just that there's no light.

This so-called four-character mantra has to fly out and walk around a few times to show the power of the Heavenly Magic.

But in fact, nothing happened.

There is neither a shimmer of light, nor a large golden character floating out.

It seems to be a bit too bland.

Jiang Yun frowned secretly and sighed lightly: "Obediently, these four-character mantras are too vain, right, they don't even have a five-cent special effect?"

After sighing lightly, Jiang Yun got up, and he didn't know if the black bear spirit behind him was calm.

Turn around and look.

Sure enough, the black bear spirit was dumbfounded, his expression frozen, like a sculpture, motionless.

It seems that these four-character mantras are somewhat useful. ”

Jiang Yun pondered, I have to thank the old monkey later, if it weren't for its reminder, I'm afraid that I would have gone to Xitian Rulai to chant the scriptures and praise the Buddha.

Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief happily, the feeling of the rest of his life after this catastrophe was really exciting.

But......

Behind him, there was the sound of a group of monkeys laughing.

Such a hearty laugh is best described as laughter.

"What's the matter, can't you see this king?"

Jiang Yun glanced at the group of monkeys angrily, these guys are really heartless, this king was almost hacked to death, but he can still laugh, he will have to rectify and educate him later.

The group of monkeys ignored Jiang Yun's eyes, but instead smiled flamboyantly, very happy.

The clever little monkey, whose stomach hurt as if he was laughing, actually covered his belly and rolled in the grass, as if he had encountered a big joke.

Jiang Yun wondered, what the hell is going on?

Surrendering a black bear spirit, can you use it so happily?

Jiang Yun vaguely sensed a hint of something wrong in his heart, and this group of monkeys laughed too inexplicably.

There must be a reason for everything, and there must be blame!

Jiang Yun raised his eyebrows and asked, "Old monkey, tell this king, what is the so-called four-character mantra?"

"A good man spares his life!" the old monkey coughed lightly and replied.

Its expression was also a little embarrassed.

"What?

Hearing the answer, Jiang Yun was stunned.

"Old monkey, are you serious?"

"Yes, King. ”

Jiang Yun: Σ (っ°Д°;) っ

Old Monkey: (~ ̄▽ ̄)~

"Old monkey, you fucking dare to pit this king. ”

Jiang Yun is angry.

No wonder there are rumors that there are always people who want to harm me.

It seems that this proverb is not unreasonable.

The ancients did not deceive me!

Jiang Yun thought resentfully.

As soon as he finished thinking about it, his body hung in the air.

It turned out that the black bear spirit lifted him up.

"You seem to be deliberately making Lao Tzu laugh. ”

The black bear spirit brought the bear face full of a hideous smile over, he had a feeling of being tricked, it seems that this fox has to teach a good lesson.

With a bang, the nine-hole serial knife was once again close to Jiang Yun's neck.

If, expressed in Jiang Yun's inner monologue, it is like this:

At that time, the knife was only 0.01 centimeters from my throat, but after a quarter of a pillar of incense, the owner of the knife would let me go completely, because I decided to tell a lie.

Although I have told countless lies in my life, this one I think is the most perfect.

"Do you know, why did I watch your sister take a bath?"

Jiang Yun hesitated for a moment, and finally said such a sentence.

And this sentence obviously attracted the attention of the black bear spirit.

Two thick eyebrows, slightly wrinkled, the brown pupils of the black bear spirit clearly showed a thoughtful look.

As for that, it really doesn't know.

But it has always been dull, and naturally it will not think about this answer.

"Monkey, death is on the verge of death, don't think about quibbles. ”

The black bear spirit shouted angrily, and the blade was close to Jiang Yun's neck, faintly drawing a blood mark.

At this time, Jiang Yun panicked.

If you don't want to come up with an idea, you'll really die.

In a hurry, Jiang Yun had a plan, and he decided to sell his discipline to save himself.

"It's because of you!" Jiang Yun said sadly, as if he had been brewing for a long time, "I watched your sister take a bath in order to attract your attention." ”

Catch my attention?

The black bear spirit was a little confused.

What's going on?

(lll￢ω￢)

"Because I like you!"

Jiang Yun mustered up the courage to say this answer that had been precipitated in his heart for a long time, as if all the strength of his body had disappeared at this moment.

This sentence is integrated into the emotions of his 26-year single.

The outbreak was very strong!

In his life, Jiang Yun's first confession was to a bear or a male bear.

Jiang Yun was very remorseful,

But people under the eaves had to bow their heads.

In order to survive,

He decided to embark on this road of no return.

Σ(°△°|||)

The black bear spirit was stunned, and he panicked in his heart.

The nine-hole serial knife in his hand trembled slightly at this time, and the copper ring and the knife surface collided with each other, making a pleasant knife sound.

"Loved it...... Like Lao Tzu?"

The black bear spirit couldn't believe Jiang Yun's words, you know, it was a male.

Don't......

In this world, there are still men who like men?

The world view of the black bear spirit has been completely refreshed.

When he was just starting out, he had never even thought of such a shameful thing.

At this time, it looked at Jiang Yun very strangely, surprised, angry, and mixed with some unbelievable.

Jiang Yun, on the other hand, looked directly at the black bear spirit and was fearless.

Jiang Yun was trying to recall, recalling the affectionate eyes of the old monkey.

All he needs now is this look.

Able to look at the real with a fake look.

After a while, Jiang Yun finally found his senses.

That's right, that's what it feels like.

The feeling of a women's clothing boss!

Jiang Yun's eyes were full of tenderness,

Staring at the black bear spirit,

Biting your red lips,

A blurry look.

Such a charming appearance made the surrounding monkeys completely stunned.

, king, and this sassy operation?

The monkeys were stunned, and their jaws almost dropped to the ground.

It can be seen how shocked their hearts are!

After a long time, they covered their eyes and whispered, "Damn it, spicy eyes, I'll have to wash it later." ”

Perhaps, they have never seen such a brazen person.