Day 326 (4) How to take wedding photos

Mai Dong stretched out his hand and drew an arc on the glass porthole with white frost, coinciding with the horizon of Mars in the extreme distance.

The altitude of the Joint Space Station's orbit has been rapidly decreasing, and Maidon doesn't know how many kilometers she has descended, but she vaguely feels that Mars is getting closer, and some details on the surface of Mars are more visible than beforeβ€”it may also be an illusion, at this altitude, Mars will always be a huge dark brown arc that is out of reach.

It was just a huge arc, because it was difficult for her to take in the whole picture of the sphere, and Mai Dong realized that her height had indeed dropped significantly, because the arc of the horizon was getting smaller and smaller, and the huge sphere gradually unfolded into a plane in front of her eyes.

The girl then drew a figure on the porthole, and then added a crooked smiling face to the figure.

"Tighten the screws, tighten a little tighter, tighten a little harder, there is no acetylene welding gun in Kunlun station...... It's really troublesome, look at the thin screws, they break as soon as they are broken. In the communication channel, Tang Yue and the old cat were working, they dismantled the folding bed in a certain crew compartment and transformed it into a stretcher, "Old cat, have you tightened it?" ”

"Tightened."

"Then I'll sit down and take a look, this thing has to bear at least fifty kilograms......"

Then there was a crisp sound, and after a moment of silence, Tang Yue's scream emptied all the air in his lungs in five seconds, and finally only the sound of air remained, which was so tragic that it made people's hearts tremble, and it was hard for Mai Dong to imagine what part of the injury could make Tang Yue cry directly.

"Tang Yue, what do you say are you in a hurry? There are still two screws that have not been screwed up, and this steel pipe is loose...... Forget it, Tang Yue, you better lie down on the bed and rest, don't roll under the table, don't bite your knees, and don't hit your head against the wall. The old cat's voice rang out, "Does it really hurt that much?" ”

"Shhhh......h Again...... No...... You...... Know a fart...... Oh my God......"

Although the old cat wanted Tang Yue to prepare for the worst, but one person and one cat were still ready for Mai Dong's landing, the old cat went out to check the state of the stray dog, confirmed that the car battery of Mars was in a fully charged state, and could be dispatched at any time for emergency, once the landing position of the Tianzhou cargo spacecraft was deviated, it drove the Martian stray dog out to save people.

On the other hand, they prepared the crew cabin in Kunlun Station, and gave the vacated cabin to the girl to live in, Tang Yue also locked the zipper of the cabin door, and the old cat planned a set of recovery plans according to the materials on the cargo spaceship, ensuring that Tang Yue and Mai Dong's nutritional intake would return to normal levels in the next two months.

Tang Yue...... Are you okay? Mai Dong asked.

"It's okay, it's okay...... No way. Tang Yue's anger was like a gossamer, and his voice was weak, "We are making a stretcher for you, there is a gravity of 0.38 G underneath, I am afraid you will not be able to adapt to it when you just come down." ”

"Where is the landing point of the Tianzhou spacecraft?"

"No accident, fifty meters in front of Kunlun Station." Tang Yue replied, "If there is an accident, Kunlun Station is fifty-one meters in front of the door." ”

"Fifty meters away, I can walk through it on my own." "It's just 0.38 G's of gravity. ”

"We have enough people, why should we let you come here? When it's time to lie down, lie down well, politely. Tang Yue continued to get up and screw the screws, "Girl, you've worked so hard for so long, you have to take a break, right?" ”

"You're working harder."

"We don't care, am I a man, as for the old cat...... It is a male cat. Tang Yue took the screwdriver in his mouth, took the wrench from the old cat's hand, turned his head to use it as a hammer, and banged on the steel pipe.

"What age is this, why do you still hold the old concept of machismo, and think that it is natural for you to stand up to the sky as a man? Don't you know that modern people like white and gentle little students? Especially the girls, I like the kind of guys who slowly twist the cap with them, and they have to say 'it's not the cap that I'm unscrewing, it's your heart' while twisting it. "As for the mechanical dogs covered in engine oil and stinky sweat that knocked over aircraft carriers with a hammer, the marriage certificates were all shot with wrenches." ”

"But none of them were left." Tang Yue said, "Only I have survived until now, and it has been proved that it is still the mechanical dog with the most tenacious vitality." ”

"So your wedding photo is going to be taken with a wrench."

"Impossible." Tang Yue sneered, "How could I take wedding photos with a wrench?" I don't like the appearance of the wrench, even if I want to shoot, I will shoot it with a good-looking one, such as an electric screwdriver......"

"Shoot with me." Mai Dong said coldly.

Tang Yue and the old cat were stunned for a moment.

"Girl...... What did you just say? ”

"I said wedding photos, if you want, Tang Yue, you can take pictures with me, do I look better than an electric screwdriver?" The girl chuckled lowly, "Of course, if you think an electric screwdriver is more suitable, I don't have a problem, but then I will be the last girl in the world to be dumped......"

"Miss Mai Dong, for your safety, please take back what you just said immediately, your speech is dangerous, because it will start the hunger mode that a single dog has hidden for a long time." "This may cause uncontrollable and dangerous consequences, posing a serious threat to your personal and psychological safety." ”

"That's dangerous." Mai Dong sneered, "But I've already said it, what should I do?" ”

"I suggest that the alert level be raised immediately, and the red emergency plan should be adopted, according to the "Kunlun Station Crew Personal Safety Protection Regulations", Miss Mai Dong, as long as you authorize it now, as the station manager, I will harmlessly deal with the potential threat Tang Yue......"

"Say what, what do you say? What nonsense are you talking about, old cat? Tang Yue angrily tapped the metal frame with the screwdriver in his hand, "What do you mean that it is possible to turn on the hidden mode of a single dog?" Am I that kind of person? Tell you the old cat, I, Tang Yue, am a well-known upright gentleman in ten miles and eight towns, never spit, often help the grandmother cross the road, pick up the money and hand it over to the police uncle in time, except for the old man who fell to the ground in the non-monitoring area dare not help, what good thing I haven't done? ”

"I am a person with principles and bottom lines, and everything I do must be in line with my own values." Tang Yue continued, "Otherwise, wouldn't I have read so many years of books in vain? ”

The old cat rolled his eyes, and the meaning was obvious.

In front of Miss Mai Dong, it is really possible that you have read the books for so many years in vain, you just have a colored heart and no lustful guts.

Even if Mai Dong really landed, Tang Yue didn't dare to do anything out of the ordinary, this has nothing to do with moral personality, but a fatal issue of survival, from the most rational point of view, under the current living conditions, Mai Dong and Tang Yue are destined to not be able to reproduce a race, not only can they not spread their branches, even the most basic fertility may become a fatal killer, Kunlun Station does not have sufficient medical conditions at all, once Mai Dong is really pregnant, then the most likely result is one corpse and two lives.

Can't give birth, don't dare to give birth.

I can't feed even if I am born.

Tang Yue is also very clear about this, so he really doesn't have any non-sensitive thoughts, and he doesn't dare to have any non-sensitive thoughts, a righteous man and a gentleman do this part, and Liu Xia Hui is a cut behind him.

They were never Adam and Eve, but the last two survivors on the road to despair.

"Tang Yue, you haven't answered my question yet." Mai Dong said.

Tang Yue was stunned.

"What's the problem?"

"Which is better, me or an electric screwdriver?" Mai Dong asked.

Tang Yue scratched his head, as a person who is determined to dedicate his life to the great mechanical and electrical industry, the answer at this time should be without hesitation - "You." ”

Electric screwdrivers are a fart.

"How should I take a wedding photo? Is it just a group photo? Is it considered marriage if you take a wedding photo? What procedures do I need to go through? Should I buy a ring? Tang Yue seemed to calmly lower his voice and asked the old cat, he didn't know anything about this thing, "Do you want an ID card and a household registration book?" Do I need to hold a photo with my ID? Do I need approval from the Civil Affairs Bureau? Where is the Civil Affairs Bureau now? Without the Civil Affairs Bureau, would there be no legal effect? Doesn't it count if it has no legal effect? And isn't this and this progress too fast? ”

"You think it's going too fast, you can take a picture with me." The old cat said, "I'm fine." ”

"Tang Yue, Mr. Cat." Mai Dong said softly.

"Huh?" Tang Yue and the old cat raised their heads.

"The altitude of the space station has dropped again."