Chapter 352: The Little Tree Man Who Steals Wine and Drinks
The timid Lucy was fooled by Mu Chen's shocked expression, but it was the first time she saw this kind of expression on Mu Chen's face, you must know that even in the most critical time, this guy looks light, it will be such a gaffe.
Lucy's scalp was numb, and she was afraid that when she turned her head, she would see something terrible, so she stood there and couldn't move, not knowing what to do.
"You look back and see if I'm wrong." Mu Chen rubbed his eyes, unable to believe what he was seeing.
Lucy's head shook so fast that something that could make Mu Chen stunned, it was extremely terrifying without thinking about it, so she wouldn't be fooled.
"Just take a look at ......"
"I don't!" Lucy said resolutely, but saw Mu Chen striding towards her, wrapping her arms around her neck and turning her head around.
Lucy's breath was held and her eyes were closed tightly, for fear that when she opened her eyes, she would see a devil with a hideous face.
"Look at your guts, can you not be so embarrassed." Mu Chen said disgustedly.
"Isn't it really scary?" Lucy asked worriedly, her eyes still tightly closed.
"If you don't open your eyes, forget it, I'll leave you here for a while and practice your courage well." Mu Chen suddenly said indifferently.
Lucy hurriedly opened her eyes, Mu Chen, this guy never laughs, if he really leaves himself alone in this wilderness, can it still be good?
But as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a palm-sized plant not far away, trying to pull its head out of the bottle, and the legs of the two vines were still fluttering up and down outside the bottle, apparently stuck on the bottle.
"Uh...... Pinch me. Lucy said dumbfounded.
Mu Chen grabbed the flesh on Lucy's arm without hesitation and twisted it clockwise.
"Ouch, you're really pinching? It hurts! Lucy exclaimed, clutching her arms in fright.
"I'm very helpful, next time there is such a good thing, remember to come to me." Mu Chen said with a grin.
He strode over and picked up the bottle on the ground, and a small tree man was stuck in the mouth of the bottle, with his head down and a look of annoyance, obviously regretting why he had done such a stupid thing.
The half bottle of wine in the bottle had long since disappeared, and it didn't take any thought to know that it was stolen by the little tree man.
Mu Chen grabbed the little tree man's leg, pulled him out with all his might, and said angrily: "You little bean sprouts are still stealing wine to drink, where is my flower pot?" Where did you throw it? ”
The little tree man was still a little dizzy, I don't know if it was because of the alcohol or because he had suffocated his head in the wine bottle, and he staggered for a long time before stretching out his small arm composed of vines and pointing in the direction not far away.
A flower pot that had been torn in half was falling there, and there was a large hole leaking from the bottom drain hole.
"Ah, it's so cute, can Mu Chen play with me?" Lucy had never seen anything new, and her curiosity immediately rose, and she reached out to take the little tree man over and hug her.
But the little tree man didn't buy it at all, and a lot of hair-like roots grew in his body, firmly fastened himself to Mu Chen's shoulder, and stretched out his little tongue to spit out at Lucy.
"Hahaha, this kid doesn't seem to like you." Mu Chen smiled gloatingly, he was very satisfied with this little tree man, at least he was quite loyal, and he usually didn't water and fertilize him in vain.
"I hate it, I don't like you anymore!" Lucy said arrogantly, but her eyes were still fixed on the little tree man hiding behind Mu Chen's neck.
This palm-sized tree man
It's so cute, the torso of the body is a tree trunk only the thickness of a pen holder, the head is like a mass of decaying dead wood, there is moss-like hair on the top of the head, the limbs are made of tough vines, and there are a pair of wings composed of leaves on the back, like a cheap version of the elf, but it has a stupid and cute feeling.
The little guy was a little recognizable, hiding behind Mu Chen's neck, poking his head out and secretly looking out, two black pearl-like eyes, dripping and turning, and blinking curiously, but Lucy, who exploded the girl's heart, was rare.
"Little guy, is it okay to let my sister hug you? My sister gives you candy. Lucy, who had been arrogant for less than two minutes, came over again with a shy face, and tried her best to hook up with the little tree man who was not deeply involved in the world with the greatest sincerity.
It's a pity that the little tree man didn't eat her at all, and when he saw the stranger approaching, he quickly hid again.
"Oh, Mu Chen, you can help me figure out a way, this little tree man is so cute, I want to hug ......" Lucy was in a hurry, so she could only ask Mu Chen for help, and even used the trick of being cute and cute, which shows how attractive the little tree man is to her.
Mu Chen shook his head amusedly, and reached out from the back of his neck to pull out the little tree man, this guy was always moving around on himself, making himself a little itchy.
"Little one, let me introduce you, this is Lucy, a friend of mine, you can trust, if you want to eat something delicious in the future, you can find her."
"Gollum?" The little tree man spat out a syllable in confusion, as if asking Mu Chen, is this friend reliable?
"Yo, can you still talk? Interesting. Mu Chen was also happy, he couldn't imagine that the seed he found under the guidance of the lucky compass actually planted a smart creature, it was really a big world, there were no surprises.
"Don't be so fierce, don't pinch the little tree man, come and hug my sister." Lucy took the little tree man with a question mark on his face, put it in his arms and rubbed it again and again, it was almost a maternal instinct explosion, and Mu Chen doubted whether she would feed the little tree man and drink.
The little tree man was obviously a little uncomfortable with this kind of ravage, and poked his head out of Lucy's arms with difficulty, and pushed the mountain that was pressing down on him with the vines on his arm, and lay on Lucy's arm until he gasped, as if he was about to suffocate to death.
"Okay, okay, you two go back and get close, it's not early, go back early." Mu Chen beckoned Lucy to hurry up and board, then closed the hatch and flew towards the Grim Reaper's Battlestar.
Lucy hugged the little tree man tightly all the way, and took out a candy from the bag for the little tree man to eat, but obviously it didn't have his appetite, the little tree man just stuck out his tongue and licked it, then pushed it aside in disgust, pouted, and wiped it his mouth with his little hand.
"Don't like it, chocolate?" Lucy was ruthless, took out all the snacks in the bag, and piled up a large pile, Mu Chen was a little surprised that this woman's carry-on bag could hold so many things.
"You're afraid it's not Doraemon, right?" Mu Chen asked curiously.
"Oh, this little guy is a bit of a picky eater, why doesn't he like anything?" Lucy worked hard for a long time, but she couldn't find something that the little tree man likes to eat, what can I do? The method of food temptation doesn't work, what will you use to hook up with the little tree man and next time?
Mu Chen casually searched for the suitcase at his feet, took out a bottle of red wine that he hadn't finished drinking with Richard before, and handed it over.
"Try this."
"Is this child an adult? You can't drink alcohol, right? Lucy said worriedly.
"I haven't seen anything happen after I drank half a bottle of wine, maybe he likes to drink wine made from this fruit." Mu Chen analyzed with a smile.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Lucy opened the wine bottle, the little tree man immediately came to her senses, jumping in her arms, looking impatient.
"Hey, you're a little drunkard." Lucy tapped the little tree man on his head indulgently, then poured the wine into his glass and handed it over.
How do you know that the amount of alcohol of the little tree man is really terrifying, "tons and tons" drank a glass of red wine, and looked at the remaining half bottle with some unfinished eyes, swallowing pitifully.
Lucy had no resistance to the little tree man at all, knowing that she shouldn't let him drink too much, but she couldn't help but pour him another glass, and it only took two minutes to return home, and a bottle of red wine bottomed out.
"Ah, no, I'm done drinking now, don't look at me watery, okay? I can't help it. Lucy flipped the bottle over and shook it, signaling that the last drop had been drunk by the little tree man.
But the little tree man was also a tendon, and controlled the vines to take the wine bottle, stretching out his tongue to lick the remaining wine in the wine bottle.
"You little guy who has no prospects, Lao Tzu is a fleet commander-in-chief, as for letting the followers lick and drink?" Mu Chen couldn't see this kind of unproductive appearance, so he took out an unopened bottle of wine from his bag and stuffed it into the arms of the little tree man.
"Gollum, Gollum!" The little tree man jumped and jumped excitedly, holding the wine bottle in his arms and rubbing it with his little head, just like seeing the lover of his dreams.
It's a pity that the cork on the wine bottle is a little difficult to open, and the little tree man tried for a while, but he couldn't drink the wine inside, so he was so anxious that he screamed.
Mu Chen deliberately wanted to see the little tree man's ability, and found that he really couldn't help it, and was about to hand the red wine tool to Lucy, but found that the little tree man had tried out his housekeeping skills.
"Gollum!" The little tree man screamed, it looked quite imposing, but it always sounded milky, and the deterrent power was instantly reduced by 90%, anyway, the enemy had to laugh when he saw it.
Mu Chen grinned and snickered, anyway, he never thought about letting this little tree man participate in the battle, what is the use of the size of a palm, what a pity it is to be accidentally trampled to death, it is better to be a mascot.
But at this moment, the little treeman's dark eyes suddenly shot out two pale green rays, which directly blew the wine bottle to pieces, and the wine inside splashed everywhere.
And the green light did not disappear there, and even blasted the special glass in front of the fighter into two fist-sized holes.
This frightened Mu Chen and Lucy, you must know that this kind of glass can be used to harden the bayonet type IV laser weapon, and even the particle beam cannon can barely carry it, this little guy actually shattered it so easily.
The little tree man blew up the wine bottle and shouted anxiously, obviously pity the red wine that had been spilled all over the place, and had no remorse for the damage he had caused.
Mu Chen won't be used to him like this, it's not bad if he doesn't let you repair the fighter, and he dares to reach out for wine again, don't even think about it.
"If you don't clean the cab for me when you go back, you won't want to drink again in your life!"
"Gollum...... The little tree man lowered his head aggrievedly, as if he had made a big mistake, and helped Lucy pick up the fragments of the wine bottle on the ground, hoping that he would behave better and have wine to drink in the future.
And Mu Chen's mind was fixed on the broken glass in front of him, he still underestimated the ability of alien civilizations, a small tree man only the size of a palm can easily destroy the Storm Space Fighter, so will there be more powerful alien creatures in the universe?
Mu Chen suddenly thought of a sentence: only ignorant people will be arrogant, the more they understand this universe, the more humble they will have for the universe.
"Maybe I'm wrong......" Mu Chen said silently in his heart.