27, male god plan
God...... Monkey?
Chen Ergou looked at Jiang Yun in confusion, incredulous.
This demon monkey has this ability?
Bewitched the young master in just a few words?
At this time, Wang Dayi's mood was quite complicated.
It can be described as mixed feelings.
How sad is it for a monkey to have a dream, but he was born as a human being, but all he knows all day is to eat and die?
Young and strong don't work hard, and the boss is sad!
In Wang Dayi's mind, this sentence suddenly popped up.
He felt it was time to start a change.
And the monkey in front of him is obviously an unusual thing.
As for the previous words, I'm afraid that even the teacher of the school can't say it so magnificently.
But the monkey just said it.
It can be seen that it is not ordinary.
He believed that after the guidance of this monkey, it would naturally improve in the future.
At least it won't be as muddy as it is now.
Wang Dayi ignored Chen Ergou and walked in front of Jiang Yun, he put away his previous arrogance, and said respectfully like a student studying abroad: "I also hope that Daxian will give you some advice, and Dayi is willing to serve the work of dogs and horses." ”
Seeing the scene in front of him, Jiang Yun smiled heartily.
The matter of fooling Wang Fatzi has finally been done.
He pretended to mutter, "I heard that you want to be the most beautiful boy in town." ”
Hearing this, Wang Dayi's eyes lit up, and he asked with a surprised expression: "Could it be that the Great Immortal has a way?"
"Well, there is. ”
Jiang Yun smiled mysteriously, but halfway through his words, he didn't continue to speak.
seems to be hanging his appetite, which tickles Wang Dayi's heart.
"What are the requirements of the Great Immortals, please say it bluntly, what the righteousness can do, it will naturally be completed with great efforts. "Wang Dayi is not stupid, he naturally knows that Jiang Yun has a request.
After all, his family is in the silk business, and he still understands the truth that there is no free lunch in the world.
"Find a chance and let me out. ”
Jiang Yun said what was in his heart.
After waiting for so long, I finally waited for this opportunity.
He's not going to sell it.
"This ......"
Hearing Jiang Yun's words, Wang Dayi's expression suddenly seemed a little hesitant.
If you want to let this monkey head out, it is not impossible, but it will definitely be known by the three elders, and when the matter is mentioned by the three elders on Daddy's birthday, it will really be over.
You know, this monkey's head is a medicine for the treatment of Bo Rong's prescription.
If there was no monkey head, the pill would naturally not be refined, how could these three elders agree?
Unless......
Find another spirit beast instead!
But aren't spirit animals so easy to find?
Therefore, for this matter, Wang Dayi is indeed in a dilemma.
"What, don't you want to?" Jiang Yun saw Wang Dayi's hesitant expression, and then said: "If you don't want to, it's okay, this great immortal still plans to guide you." ”
"Daxian, I ......"
Wang Dayi pursed his lips.
I didn't know what to say for a while.
After pondering for a moment, he made up his mind:
"As long as the Great Immortal can make me change, even if I risk offending the three elders, I will save the Great Immortal. ”
"Well, with your words, then no problem. Jiang Yun nodded with satisfaction, "Then I'll teach you how to become a male god." ”
"Male god?"
Wang Dayi felt very unfamiliar with this word, but for some reason, he felt that this word was very lofty, and there was an inexplicable compulsion.
Looking at Wang Dayi's puzzled and curious expression, Jiang Yun thought that the people in this world might not be very clear about the word male god.
He immediately explained: "The male god, to put it in layman's terms, is the most beautiful boy in your town." ”
"To put it more simply, it is the object of a girl's affection. ”
After Jiang Yun's explanation, Wang Dayi finally understood.
"Daxian, how should this be done?" Wang Dayi looked at Jiang Yun expectantly, a little excited.
The object of the girl's admiration, this is something he couldn't have imagined before.
Now that you have the opportunity to do it, why not?
Jiang Yun said with a smile: "First of all, you have to have a plan to do things, and this plan is named the Male God Plan by the Great Immortal." ”
The male god plan?
Hearing this name, Wang Dayi felt unusual.
Quite tall.
is worthy of being a monkey, and his words are all methodical.
Lo and behold, even the name of the plan is ready.
"I wish to hear the details of the great immortals. ”
Wang Dayi respectfully bowed his hand.
"If you want to become a male god, the first step is to learn to dress up. Jiang Yun stretched out a finger and continued: "And this dress, you have to start from dressing, in order to make you look thin and undress, you have to actively exercise and shape your body." ”
"What Daxian said makes sense, but how should I dress up?" Wang Dayi asked.
When it comes to dressing up, he's really not good at it.
"You take a look around a few times. ”
Wang Dayi honestly turned around a few times, like a fat bee, spinning in circles among the flowers.
It's a bit silly.
Jiang Yun took a closer look, this body size was a very big problem.
But this body shape may be difficult to improve in a short period of time.
Then you have to start with the costumes.
"Fat Wang, let me tell you briefly, you have to listen well. Jiang Yun was ready to start making suggestions.
"Daxian, please speak. ”
Wang Dayi stood aside respectfully.
Listen carefully.
Jiang Yun held his hands behind his back, with a master's demeanor, and pointed:
"Your yellow coat is too close-fitting, but it brings out your obesity, you have to make this yellow coat bigger, so that you don't look so fat. ”
"Makes sense. ”
Wang Dayi nodded as he listened.
"Secondly, you can't do it with this countenance. Jiang Yun glanced at Wang Dayi's oily face and shook his head secretly.
This oily face is probably not good for the first impression.
How does this become a male god?
Wang Dayi asked a little puzzled: "Yes...... Doesn't look good??
If you can't look good, don't you have to change your head?
Thinking about it, Wang Dayi felt terrible.
"It's one thing to look bad, but not paying attention to skin care is another. Jiang Yun pointed out the key points of the problem.
Wang Dayi naturally ignored the first sentence.
After all, he is still a very B-number man.
As the old saying goes, if you look ugly, you live long, you look handsome, and you grow old fast.
Therefore, Wang Dayi is still very pleased.
At least he lived long.
"Skincare?"
Wang Dayi doesn't understand this thing very well, let alone Wang Dayi, a big man, even those ordinary women, I'm afraid they don't have any good skin care methods.
"Do you have honey here?"
Jiang Yun had a plan in his heart.
Isn't skin care just a face mask?
As for the method of making a mask, Jiang Yun can be said to keep it in mind. I still remember that at the beginning, he also took the route of a male god.
Although, in the later period, he became an old piece of bacon, it did not prevent him from wanting to become a male god's heart.
Therefore, he still understands the Tao of skin care.
"Great Immortal, this is naturally there. ”
Wang Dayi replied: "And our Wang family also has excellent amethyst honey, which is difficult for ordinary children to have." ”
"I just don't know what the great immortal is for?"
Wang Dayi still feels very curious, what do these things have to do with skin care?
"Leave this alone, you'll know then. ”
Jiang Yun deliberately sold Guan Zi and continued to ask, "Do you have any eggs for Cloud Chicken?"
When he read the novel before, Jiang Yun knew that in this world, there was a kind of demon beast called Cloud Chicken.
This monster is not very aggressive, but it is extremely difficult to catch, and it lives in the high mountains surrounded by clouds and mist all year round.
But the eggs of this demon beast are great supplements.
If you use it to make a face mask, it's even better.
Hearing the name Cloud Chicken, Wang Dayi was stunned, and then replied: "This Cloud Chicken is available, but it is extremely rare in the market, and I am afraid it will take some time to prepare." ”
"That's it, remember to bring amethyst honey and cloud chicken eggs with you, and remember, a piece of silk is also ready. Jiang Yun explained all this.
"Daxian, these are related to becoming a male god?"
Wang Dayi still couldn't help but ask.
How do you feel like it's all food?
Jiang Yun smiled and said, "You will know then." ”