"Boss, another spicy crayfish, it's going to be perverted and spicy, thank you!" Zhou Ting grinned sharply, but she still couldn't control herself.

It smells so good!

Sino clicked his mouth, looked at the mountain of shrimp shells in front of Zhou Ting, and then looked at the small pile of shrimp shells and beer bottles in front of him.

Thinking back to who was in the car just now, she was very embarrassed to say that she only drank beer and didn't eat crayfish, junk food.

However, why is the beer her own and the crayfish hers now!

"Smack!"

Sino retracted the hand that stole the crayfish in seconds, Zhou Ting's palm fell on the table, Sino couldn't help but smile and said, "It's too much!" ”

I felt my hand hurt when I heard the voice.

"Not too much, not too much at all." Zhou Ting rubbed her sore palm, and said as a matter of course that she didn't think it was wrong for not letting her eat crayfish at all, nor did she think that she slapped her hand for taking crayfish too much.

Hum!

Although she is looking at Chengshan's record, someone doesn't look at the trash can at her feet is full twice, and if she eats it again, she is worried that someone will break it!

However, this crayfish is really delicious.

Who said that this thing kept in the canal is dirty and unpalatable, and she will never kill him when he comes out.

Zhou Ting thought of the person who delayed her eating food, the hand that peeled the shrimp paused, her eyes darkened, and she didn't notice that Sino quietly touched the two crayfish.

It wasn't until Sino woke up her mind at the sound of shelling that she ignored Sino's defiant eyes and quickly leaned over to take the unpeeled crayfish in her mouth.

"If I go to the side and open a table by myself, will I have enough to eat." Sino got angry and asked as he patted the table.

"If you don't let you eat, you won't be allowed to eat, you don't even look at how many servings you have eaten. A total of 12 crayfish are ordered, one is equal to two catties, I ate nearly one portion, and the remaining 11 servings are eaten by you, that is, you have eaten nearly 22 catties of crayfish, remove the shrimp shell, how can you eat about 8 catties of shrimp meat, plus the 9 bottles of beer you drink, do you think your small body and your bird stomach can bear it? Zhou Ting put all the crayfish on the table in front of her, and then said in a lonely tone: "Four-legged men are hard to find, three-legged men are everywhere, why hurt yourself for scumbags." ”

Sino was stunned, and subconsciously said, "Aren't men only one pair of legs?" ”

What is a three-legged man like, forgive her for not having seen it, so no matter what she said about four-legged, it is even more unheard of.

"Poof!"

Zhou Ting smiled exaggeratedly, smiling and laughing, Sino found that she was touching tears.

Is it hilarious to say it yourself?

Zhou Ting approached Sino and whispered in her ear: "Two walking feet, one errand foot, this is called three feet!" ”

Depend on!

This girl used to look like a yellow flower and said that she drove fast, but she didn't expect that she would be speeding as soon as she hit the road.

Sino looked at the sky speechlessly, and until Zhou Ting sat back, he didn't know how to answer.

However, the two whispered intimately, and from the perspective of the adjacent table, it looked like kissing.

"Alas! Another pair of lace, and special m showed affection in public, and the single dog was abused and bruised all over his body. A man in a blue T-shirt at the adjacent table finished complaining, picked up a bottle of beer Meng Guan: "Labor and management, just fell out of love!" Give a way out! ”

The man in the blue T-shirt had a bit of a loud voice, but no one else named him, and Sino and Zhou Ting glanced at each other and decided not to bother with the drunk.

However, after hearing this, a man in a white T-shirt next to him picked up a beer and quickly drank a glass, put it down heavily, and plucked up the courage to say, "Why don't we show off a wave too?" ”

"What?" The boy in the blue T-shirt suspected that he had misheard, and looked at his neighbor's shop with a confused expression, and found that he was shy.

A sentence appeared in his mind: I treat you as a brother, but you just want to sleep with me!

Frightened, he fell off the stool and sat on the ground, the pain made him come to his senses, so he stammered, "This joke... Not good at all... Laugh, I... I... Like big... Chest... Soft girl, you know. ”

"I can go to Thailand!" After the man in the white T-shirt finished speaking, he stepped forward to help him up, but the other party was so frightened that he kicked back a few times, and he said with a sad face: "Now that I am about to graduate, I want to tell you that I liked you from the first time I saw you." After four years of college, don't you feel at all? ”

The man in the blue T-shirt of "......" has a feeling of eating Xiang, no wonder he will ask him to have supper alone today, and the co-author is under this idea!

Bah!

Say you don't get drunk and don't return, it turns out that I want to make raw rice and cook mature rice.

"Let's break up!" The man in the blue T-shirt said with a disgusting face: "Your love is too cheap, while having a girlfriend, disgusting me, I advise you to be kind." ”

It's late at night, there is no one at the food stalls, and it is suspected of 'Lala' (the whisper just now, it was misunderstood and kissed. The courage given by the adjacent table, the wine is strong and courageous.

The man in the white T-shirt said, "If you promise to be with me, I'll break up with her immediately." ”

"Get out~" The man in the blue T-shirt was so angry that his face was red, he gasped for breath, his brain was blank, and he didn't know what to say.

In his lifetime, the first time he was confessed was that he was actually regarded as a brother, and he panicked.

Zhou Ting slapped her chopsticks, stood up and crossed her waist and said, "You are too much." ”

The man in the blue T-shirt raised his head and looked at Zhou Ting with a stunned expression, and asked himself if he was too much?

"Our business has nothing to do with you, so don't be involved." The man in the white T-shirt felt that Zhou Ting had hurt his sweetheart, so his tone was very bad.

"Why is it none of my business, if you want to go to Brokeback Mountain, concentrate on Brokeback Mountain, why delay other little mushrooms. You shameless, characterless scumbag, I really want to blow your dog's head with a bottle. Zhou Ting said with red eyes.

"Humph! Cheer yourself up, what qualifications do you have to say about me. The white T-shirt man's tone was very unkind, and he looked at Zhou Ting with a fifty-step smile and a hundred steps after his words.

While paying attention to the war, Sino stole crayfish, ate happily, and properly ate melons.

After beating him and talking to each other, she found that Zhou Ting's attention was not on the table, and she had successfully smuggled several crayfish.

Therefore, when Zhou Ting's hand appeared in front of her, Sino was so frightened that he put the crayfish he had just gotten into his mouth, raised his head and looked at Zhou Ting innocently.

It's in the mouth, and you can't snatch it.

However, Zhou Tingniao didn't bird her, but picked up the beer she hadn't had time to open and drink on the table and threw it out.

Sino quickly plucked out the shrimp meat with his teeth, and after spitting out the shrimp shell, it was also the moment when the beer bottle hit the ground.

"Smack!"

"Dead woman, you're looking for death, aren't you?" The irritable voice of the unknown person came to his ears: "You try to smash another bottle and see if I will call the police?" ”

After the man in the white T-shirt said this, he quietly moved to the side of the man in the blue T-shirt, and the man in the blue T-shirt stood up and took a few steps away from him in disgust.

Fortunately, it is the beginning of the lanterns, and there are not many people, and the two young ladies in front of him witnessed his confession by Brokeback Mountain.

After Zhou Ting heard his words, she picked up a beer bottle closest to her with an expressionless face, but Sino still didn't have time to open it and drink it.

Hiss!

Sino can't look at it, why is this ruined girl doing this waste of food!

So, she snatched the bottle of wine from Zhou Ting's hand without saying a word.

"Feifei, what are you doing?" Zhou Ting thought that Sino was trying to stop her, so she was ready to step forward and snatch it back.

However, she was stunned by the operation of Sino's right hand snatching the wine and throwing the beer bottle with her left hand, and the key was that she threw it at will.

"Smack!"

"Ah~~ Help! There is blood~"

After being hit by a beer bottle, the man in the white T-shirt felt a liquid flowing down his head, and when he reached out to touch it, he found that it was Hong Tongtong with some warm liquid, and he was a little dizzy.

However, it wasn't the blood on his head that made him even more dizzy, but the words of his sweetheart.

The man in the white T-shirt was properly stunned.

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