Wang Jinbao just finished sending a text message, but he didn't expect Li Chunyan to be called a second reply

"The surname Wang! You've been lukewarm to me all this time! Ignore it, as long as I call you, I didn't say a few words, I said that something hung up, and I came back when I was done, but I went from the sun down, and when the sun rose, I didn't even see a text message, and now I say I'm busy! What are you busy with, are you busy with the vixen around you! If that's the case, there's no need for you to be perfunctory to me, let alone deceive! I told you, if you have the right person, I will take the initiative to quit, absolutely not your way, but you have to waste my time, let alone delay my good youth, because you can't afford to waste it, and besides, for you, the people of water-based poplars are not worth it! What do you mean by giving a good word now! The person I hate most in my life is the person who perfunctory me! Because he's a pig in human skin! ”

When Wang Jinbao saw this, he shook his head helplessly, thinking that this is the legend, the sixth sense of women, she just thought so carefully about Li Chunyan, could it be that she telepathized, but no matter what, she must not tell this little girl about Li Chunyan, if that's the case, because even if it's okay on weekdays, she can find trouble and make trouble unreasonably, and your noisy head hurts, if there is such a little lace news, she can't torture you with your last breath, then she will never stop, There is also a possibility, that is, as she said, she will never be angry, like no one else, that can only prove one point, don't be stupid, people don't love you at all, so women's words should be listened to in reverse, when telling the truth to women, you must mix some water, you will always live in dire straits, the reason why you want to mix water, that is, in order to better lubricate, the spark will be eliminated in the bud, so the eyes rolled, and the bad smile went back to the day

"Hooray! Noisy! Is it about to be a holiday, your little alarm clock has no effect, no one will wind you in the future, why do you start to make trouble unreasonably again! You don't want to be like me, more single-minded than a brick! Solid than bricks! How can a person who is more serious than a brick do something of empathy and other love! Besides, if you accidentally lose it, I'm afraid you won't be able to find another one in Baidu, like you! A little lady who is beautiful and kind in one! Besides, although I am a cow, I am not a bull demon king, so I have nothing to do with the jade-faced fox! You! Don't think about it late in the day, some things will never happen, because my heart is full of not only not a fox, but also not even a little air! Because you've already been stuffed to the brim! Wife, I love you! Miss you! Waiting for 9:59 in the evening, my brother sings a love song to my sister! ”

Wang Jinbao just sent it, he just lit a cigarette again, but the cigarette was finished, and the little girl's text message hadn't been sent yet, and she was just about to call her when she wanted to ask her what was going on, but she didn't expect the text message to come

"I hate it! Stinky and shameless, please don't make up nonsense here, fool people here! Don't forget that there is no cat in the world that doesn't eat fishy, please don't use nonsense like the beckoning cat to fool me here, because you are not a beckoning cat that relies on batteries and keeps recruiting, but a golden fox with a turn of an eye, you will immediately have a bad idea! Therefore, you kid, you'd better be honest with me, if you dare to find me a jade-faced fox outside, I won't peel off this fox skin, make me a mink coat, I won't be called Li Chunyan in the future, please don't challenge my limit! By the way, I would like to advise you kid, don't think that there are too many ghost words and they have become myths, but I have a long head, I know which words are nonsense and which are myths, why do I have to wait until 9:59, not 8:59, not 9:01! I hope you've thought about it, or I'll make you regret it! ”

When Wang Jinbao saw this, he thought to himself that many women like to wear mink coats when they have nothing to do, is it to vent their personal anger, but this fox is not better than a fox, I wanted to say that I was holding my mobile phone in broad daylight, burrowing in the quilt, singing to my girlfriend, people who know the situation, will think that my brother I am too poisoned, but if I meet someone who does not understand the situation, I will definitely think that I am sick, and will mercilessly send my brother and me to a mental hospital. In order to avoid her waiting too long, but this little girl would not know why to ask, who knows when she can explain it to her, so she quickly replied with a roll of her eyes

"Wife, if you like mink coats, when I earn money in the future, I will buy you a white mink coat, you will be my Daji, and I will be your king!" As for why I sing to you at night, singing at night has an atmosphere, singing in the daytime, not to mention the impact on my real level of play, the key is to be afraid of stabbing your ears! Wouldn't I have become a sinner through the ages! ”

Wang Jinbao looked at the perfect reply, and thought to himself that a little sample to make you happy, it is not the same as playing, but when he was just ready to smoke and go back to see if Fan Lei's wound had been treated, he didn't expect Li Chunyan's text message to come again

"Husband, you really bought me a mink coat! In that case, I not only love you to death, but I will continue to love you even if I die! But don't you say that He Xiaogang is in the room, aren't you afraid of affecting people's rest? And why is it ninety-five nine, not eight fifty wine, not ten and zero! ”

When Wang Jinbao saw this, his first reaction was that he didn't care enough about Li Chunyan during this time, he hadn't been there for a long time, he asked for instructions early and reported late, and he didn't sing at night to coax her to sleep, and he didn't even say that He Xiaogang was not in the house, no wonder people would suspect it, but now that the matter has passed, he must not say anything more, otherwise he will have nothing to do, and he will shoot himself in the foot, as for why this is 9:59, the reason is very simple, because they turned off the lights at 10 o'clock, so they hurriedly replied

"Oops! God help me! He Xiaogang is not here tonight, he is going to see his daughter-in-law! I can also accompany you well! My good daughter-in-law! The day doesn't understand the darkness of the night, you don't know how much I love you! Why did I choose, 9:59 p.m., isn't it mainly because you're not afraid of the dark? Didn't you turn off the lights at ten o'clock at night? I want to accompany you until dawn, let you lie quietly in my arms, listen to my brother's love songs, and welcome the sun tomorrow together! ”