Chapter 184: The noodles kneaded by the daughter-in-law who beat them out
Zhao Xiu'e had an extremely complicated look in her eyes and sighed
"Hey! Who doesn't like their eldest grandson, the eldest granddaughter of the little padded jacket! But now people say, married an ancestor, gave birth to an ancestor, and I haven't studied, and I don't know if it's one, if the ancestor is stupid, but the ancestor is unhappy, and you little couple are looking for death and life all day long, I'm not giving myself you and your brother under the neck, pumping the pillow, and constantly stuffing bricks into it! Therefore, you should dispel this idea as soon as possible, and think about who will bring the baby before giving birth to a baby! I won't bring it! ”
Wang Jinbao smiled and rolled his eyes deliberately
"That's fine! Since you don't bring it, then I won't let my daughter-in-law give birth! ”
Unexpectedly, Zhao Xiu'e was directly anxious
"You dare! If you marry a daughter-in-law and don't have a baby, what are you doing when you marry a daughter-in-law? You seem to have a very bright brain, but why is it just a tendon, I see my eyes open all day long, and I haven't swallowed this breath, I won't take you with me, I won't find your mother-in-law to take it, and now there are not many people who change their mother-in-law from their former aunt to mother? And it's sweeter than his own mother! ”
Wang Jinbao asked a little puzzled when he heard this
"Mom, then you are not afraid of the future, your own mother is the same as you, and she has not studied much, the most important thing is that she is still a fool, and in the future, you will really bring your grandson or granddaughter stupidly, not to mention, but also bring it into a little fool, and in the end, it is our own doll that suffers and gets hurt!"
Zhao Xiu'e smiled bitterly when she heard this
"You have started to talk nonsense, don't say that you will be good in the future, you are also a person who eats public meals, even if you go home to farm in the future, then you will also have long eyebrows and clear eyes, how can you marry a fool back, is it possible that when you look at your daughter-in-law on a blind date in the future, you are ready to paste your eyes with! Looking at dozens of daughters-in-law, it can be said that one in a hundred, how can it be possible to marry a fool? ”
Wang Jinbao's face instantly turned red, and he said a little shyly
"Oops! Mom, I married a daughter-in-law and didn't marry a mother-in-law, who knows if the person who married back is a fool! Besides, people's hearts are separated from their stomachs, who knows what it will be to marry back! And what am I talking about, what are you talking nonsense? ”
Zhao Xiu'e looked at her son's extremely funny expression and said with a smile
"It is true that people's hearts are separated from their bellies, dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and the sons of mice will make holes! You've probably heard this before! In the end, we have neighbors, there are many people who have brought two or three babies, five or six grandchildren, and come to a conclusion that now the mother-in-law with the doll is smarter than the baby brought by the mother-in-law, and the mother-in-law with the grandson, not only the grandson is stupid, but the grandson is the same as the enemy of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and the son is not as good as the grandson in front of the daughter-in-law! ”
Wang Jinbao heard that some monks here were confused, and then asked extremely puzzled
"Why is it that the children brought by my grandmother are smarter than those brought by my own grandmother, and my own grandmother, there will be so many problems in the area, is it because I am used to it when I bring it? Or is it stupid? Scolded? Or is the torture insane? Take 10,000 steps back and say, if you give birth to a fool, whoever leads it is a fool! If you are a genius, even if you tie it with a rope, you will get ahead in the future! And I wondered, who gave birth to the child and who raised it, how could the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law be like an enemy? ”
Zhao Xiu'e glared fiercely
"In addition to your serious nonsense all day long, do you still have something to say in your mouth? Our grandchildren are grandparents, and we can't wait to dig out our hearts and eat them all day long, how can we be tortured! As for why the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law will become the same as the enemy, I don't know what my two daughters-in-law will look like in the future, but at this time, there have been problems since ancient times, if you ask me now, then who will I ask! But I can give you an example, a mother-in-law in the third group of our village, the daughter-in-law went to the street to buy things, and when she was taking her grandson at home, because the child was too naughty, when she was making milk powder, the little guy rolled down from the kang and dropped the bag on his head, and the daughter-in-law came back and almost ate the old lady alive! As a result, when people went to her mother's house, when her mother was at home with the child, she didn't know what the reason was, she went out for a while, and the little guy ate a two-point steel hammer, and finally spent thousands of dollars on the hospital, and the daughter-in-law just said a word or two about her mother lightly, and this matter is over! In fact, I think people of our age, the family is basically three or four dolls, when they are young, they will bring enough dolls, although they all like grandchildren, grandchildren, but before the age of three, I don't want to bring! Asking your mother-in-law to bring you a doll is actually to have fewer things to do, and you don't want to find some unnecessary trouble for your son! ”
Wang Jinbao's eyes rolled and he said angrily
"It's okay, Mom, you put your heart in your belly, this kind of thing doesn't happen in our house! In the future, I don't want her doll to be brought by her mother's family, and I don't want you to bring it with my father, let my daughter-in-law bring it herself, whoever gives birth to it will raise it, and who owes whom! ”
Zhao Xiu'e took a look, and then said with a smile
"Okay, don't talk too much, I may wait for you to marry a daughter-in-law! This mouth will be as hard as a steel hammer, I'm afraid that when the time comes, your daughter-in-law's eyes will be glaring, and your kid's legs will only tremble, and he will almost pee his pants! People let you go east, if your parents don't look at it, I and your father are old, and I can't make money and don't coax my grandson, will I wait for your brothers to give us a grave one day! ”
Wang Jinbao snorted with extreme disdain, then gritted his teeth and said
"Mom, you put your heart in your stomach! I don't dare to say anything else, I still have the ability to clean up my daughter-in-law! Haven't you heard that the beaten daughter-in-law kneaded the dough, I don't believe that there is anyone in this world who is not afraid of being beaten! A small dozen a day, a big dozen in three days, not counting a week, I asked her to go out and walk east, she was so scared that she didn't even dare to look back, look at the west more! ”
Zhao Xiu'e glared angrily
"Look at your little bit of interest, life can't go by, you have nothing to do and take your daughter-in-law out of anger! The noodles kneaded by the daughter-in-law are the old concepts of the past, because you are marrying a daughter-in-law, not a noodle bag, which is used to practice boxing! Even if you beat the dough into a dough and knead a dough person with the dough, even if it is steamed, you can only be a dough person, and you can't become a child who is related to you by blood! And you have been studying for so long, don't you know that it is a crime for you to beat your daughter-in-law now, if your daughter-in-law sues you to the police station, it is domestic violence, if people don't listen to education, be careful to put you in confinement and don't say it, daughter-in-law doesn't follow anymore, don't say it's shameful, now your daughter-in-law is so expensive, you kid is waiting to beat a bachelor for the rest of your life! Therefore, you dispel this idea as soon as possible, if you dare to touch my daughter-in-law in the future, I will kick you out of the house with your father, and you should have never raised your son!"