I didn't answer the phone they handed me, I just couldn't get the money.

The big fat man of 1.8 meters said to me: "Misunderstanding, it's really a misunderstanding, this will be used as compensation, you can contact us at any time if you have anything, we can provide you with five-star service at any time!" ”

I closed my eyes and didn't look at them, "Get out of the way before I get angry!" ”

After saying that, I ignored them, and a few of them stood in front of me for a while before leaving!

As soon as these stupid dicks left, before Teacher Dai could speak, another person came to me and said, "Hello, I want filament, I see you need money, I have a business here that I want to do with you, I don't know if you want to?" ”

I wasn't going to ignore him, but when I saw this guy's face, I nodded and said, "If you have something, you can say it, and I will naturally be disrespectful if you can make money!" ”

He handed me a small notebook with a thick dozen A4 sheets of paper and dense letters on it.

"This is a manuscript, I think you can make it better!"

I took it and took a look, and there was something peculiar about it!

- In front of ten thousand Buddhas

The two are Sun Wukong fierce battles: "I'm real, I'm real, you're fake, you're fake, King Jizo, who is true or false?" ”

The king of Jizo bowed his head in shame: "The poor monk can't say it, the great sage, please forgive me." ”

Tang Xuanzang anxiously held the hands of the two Monkey Kings: "Which of you is real and who is fake?" ”

Two to Sun Wukong: "I'm real, he's fake, I'm real, he's fake!" ”

Rulai waved his big hand, and a tight hoop appeared in front of the two: "Put on the tight spell, and you will know the truth and falsehood." ”

A Monkey King: "I wear it." ”

The other Sun Wukong smiled bitterly and retreated, "Even if I die, I won't be with you!" ”

Rulai: "Wear me tightly and become a Buddha, and then you will defeat the Buddha by fighting!" ”

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Tang Xuanzang was carrying a broken sack on his back and standing at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain in rags: "The Great Sage will follow me out of the mountain, and I have a way to defeat Rulai." ”

Sun Wukong walked out of the cave: "Is this true? ”

Tang Xuanzang took out a steamed bun from his arms and took a bite: "Trick your monk into falling into the hell of Ah Nose, besides, is it necessary for me to lie to you?" Fairy Zixia is not dead yet, your master Bodhi has been saved.

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Rulai pinched the Zixia Fairy in his hand, and Sun Wukong's battle armor was broken: "The demon monkey put down the butcher's knife and became a Buddha on the spot." ”

Sun Wukong roared angrily and waved the golden hoop stick and rushed towards Rulai: "Put down my Zixia." ”

Rulai clenched his fists and Zixia died, and when Sun Wukong was lost, he pressed down with his backpalm, and the five fingers appeared.

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The sky was full of dark clouds, and only a small mouth could see 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals wielding this weapon, Sun Wukong sat on the highest cliff of Huaguo Mountain, a cloak swayed with the wind on his shoulder, and countless demon soldiers shouted: "Defeat the heavenly soldiers and eternal peace!" The king of all demons, the monkey, rides the sky. ”

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All the demons came to congratulate: "The king is very capable, and he has such a weapon, a piece of armor with the king is like a tiger with wings, it is better to be called a monkey king." ”

Sun Wukong: "Hello Monkey King, I am the Monkey King, the king of all demons." ”

Bull Demon King: "Lao Niu thinks it's not all good, this fairy god deceives my demon clan, why doesn't the king call himself the Monkey King, and return my demon clan to eternal peace." ”

All the demons bow together:

"Monkey King, the king of all demons; Monkey King, the king of all demons, the Monkey King. ”

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Su Bodhi turned his back to Sun Wukong: "You go!" Don't say it's my disciple and cause trouble. ”

Sun Wukong knelt on the ground and said, "Where is the disciple going?" Su Bodhi swept the dust and disappeared from the three-star hole, leaving only a voice: "Where did you come from, where do you go back!" ”

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The earth trembled, the sky darkened, a golden light shone on the cave stones, and a rainbow appeared on the stones, and with a loud noise, the stones exploded, and a monkey jumped out, "Rulai, you are at the end of the six-eared world!" ”

AB lens switching.

A, Sun Wukong walked towards the South Heavenly Gate step by step in the sky, and a small cloud appeared under his feet at every step, the white clouds gradually turned black, and the thunder and lightning swam away like a snake, colliding with a crackling sound.

The Four Heavenly Kings didn't have time to go back outside the South Heavenly Gate, their legs were weak and blocked his way, and they said in unison: "Fighting the Buddha to let me go in to report it, and immediately set up a banquet to catch the wind for the Buddha." ”

Sun Wukong's body flashed in front of the door, and with a wave of his hand, four thunderbolts rushed towards the Four Heavenly Kings, and the Four Heavenly Kings turned directly into ashes, turned to look at Li Tianwang in the door, and Li Tianwang wiped a handful of sweat.

Li Tianwang tried hard to stabilize the Linglong Pagoda in his hand: "Fight to defeat the Buddha's anger, I will go to report to the Jade Emperor." Turning around and running, Nantianmen suddenly became pitch black, and everything inside could not be seen. Sun Wukong was furious, clenched his fists, the air froze, and the power of thunder and lightning appeared all around, and there was already a fist shadow on the Nantianmen before he hit it, and the speed of the punch was not fast, and the thunder around him quickly condensed on the fist: "All damn it!" The fist slammed into the invisible door, and cracks erupted.

The Jade Emperor looked at everything in the demon mirror, and hurriedly said: "The immortals believe in the way, what can I do, by the way, Tai Bai Xing, you have the most contact with him, go and stop it!" ”

Tai Bai Xing shuddered: "Your Majesty, let's find Lao Jun quickly, otherwise it will be too late." ”

Nantianmen has been riddled with holes, Sun Wukong hit the heaviest punch, boom, the door was destroyed!

B mirror, a wave of air blows, the dead branches and leaves on the ground fly, the curtain is wearing rags, holding a leg of mutton in his hand and about to bite, a wolf demon shouted: "If you dare to eat it, I will eat it!" Pointing to the six-year-old Tang Xuanzang, he swallowed his saliva after looking at the leg of mutton.

The curtain saw Tang Seng being arrested: "Little ancestor, what are you doing!" Why have you been caught again, my leg of mutton! I'm so poor, just spare me! ”

Xiao Tang's monk's face turned crimson: "It's my life that is important, your leg of mutton is important, I'm going to be eaten soon." ”

The roller shutter said sadly: "You have been arrested more than 30 times a month, and you are still the same person, I can't afford it!" ”

The wolf demon snatched the leg of mutton in the hand of the roller shutter and took a bite: "If it weren't for my Lang Shuaishuai here to protect you, you would have died a long time ago, it's been a thousand years, when will the Great Sage come back!" ”

Little Tang Seng shouted: "It's not good, there is a strong demonic aura approaching here!" ”

The roller shutter waved his hand: "Come on!" Anyway, there is no mana, except that my life is a little longer, there is no difference between me and mortals, little ancestor, you ask for more blessings! ”

Boom, boom, the heavens and the earth trembled, and a whirlpool appeared in the sky where the demonic qi was crisscrossed, and more demonic qi came out of the whirlpool, "All the demons listen to me, whoever can eat Tang Xuanzang will live forever, I will let him leave the Abi Hell Realm and be my right-hand man." ”

In an instant, the whole Abi hell boiled, the handsome and handsome little Tang Seng broke out in a cold sweat, and the little Tang Seng took out a string of small Buddha beads: "It's over, it's over, there is no good life, and now the root of all evil says so, we are dead." One by one, the demons rushed out and came straight to Tang Seng.

A fan flew in, Sun Wukong turned his hand to block it, Yang Jian opened his eyes and glanced at Sun Wukong's expression stiffened, emitting a golden light, Sun Wukong waved his hand A thunderbolt turned away the golden light: "Yang Jian, you and I have been friends, you helped me at the beginning, I don't want to be your enemy when I go away!" ”

Yang Jian raised his right hand above his head, and with a wave of his trident in his left hand, he appeared, pointing at Sun Wukong: "Whatever the Buddha said, I don't want to be your enemy, but I can't bear to make trouble in my house." ”

Yang Jian swung his knife and slashed at Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong took a step back to dodge, two thunderbolts hit Yang Jian's body Yang Jian flew out, Yang Jian fell heavily to the ground, and before he could get up, Sun Wukong pinched his head in a flash, a flame came from behind, Sun Wukong noticed that it flashed, and the flame blackberry touched Yang Jian and disappeared.

Nezha: "Fighting to defeat the Buddha is too deceitful!" Sun Wukong laughed: "I only said once, I am not a bullshit fight to defeat the Buddha, I am the Monkey King, the king of all demons, you can die first!" ”

Sun Wukong grabbed Nezha's neck in a flash, and before Nezha could react, a huge monkey phantom appeared behind Sun Wukong, and Nezha turned into ashes and was sucked into his mouth when he opened his mouth.

A dazzling electric light cluster appeared with a backhand and hit Yang Jian, B mirrored, a light flashed, Xiao Tang Seng was held in his arms by the curtain and ran forward, Lang Shuaishuai took out a mace and flashed the original light: "You run first, I will come to you when I solve it." ”

When I turned around, I saw that the two of them were long gone, "Lying grass, you are too unrighteous!"

The general did not reply: "Who told us to believe in you, may the power be with you!" The dust covered his figure, the speed was too fast, Xiao Tang Seng blew out his snot, and shouted: "How can you run away even more like this, this speed can't be practiced for decades!" ”

The curtain smiled bitterly: "My little ancestor, I have been running away with you for a thousand years!" ”

Lang Shuaishuai carried a mace on his shoulder: "Da Hei, are you sure you want to be my enemy?" We're brothers! ”

The big black bear bared its fangs: "Brother? Hmph, the Great Sage saved my life back then, then I have already returned him in a thousand years, and now he doesn't know if he is dead or alive, why do you still have to protect Tang Seng, it is better to hand him over to me, and we will leave this hell together. ”

Lang Shuaishuai: "Hahahaha, I am me, I can't do this ungrateful thing, even if I die, I won't hand over my brother, since you recognize me, I don't need to keep my hand, if I want to move the curtain Tang Seng, walk over from my corpse and get it!" ”

The big black bear laughed: "Joke, I don't pay attention to your three-legged cat's spell, I used to be pressed under your feet, but now it's different." ”

Lang Shuaishuai waved his mace: "I'm sad that you're like this, but you have to die like this!" ”

Big Black Bear: "Then let's see who's dead...........

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I looked at this man called Filament, and I always felt that I had seen him somewhere, and he showed me this for no reason, and I also felt that the things on it should have really appeared!

It's a nice feeling, "What the hell is going on with you, I don't have a crush on you like that." ”