Jiang Sichen stared at his face for a while and asked me, "Is this kid an imbecile?" ”

I looked at it too.

But how did he know I could tell fortunes?

Before I could speak, the cross-eyed kid came closer, still speaking Cantonese: "Terrier... Brother, you help me calculate, will I be a scientist in the future? Yes? ”

I touched his head: "To be a scientist, you have to study hard and study hard, as long as you study hard now, you can become a scientist in the future." ”

"Brother, you're so nice."

When the child heard this, he immediately smiled: "I can't be a scientist, because I have a brain problem, and I know it myself, but brother, you know fortune telling, I can be a scientist if you say it, I will definitely be able to." ”

After speaking, he handed me a chicken wing as a thanks: "Brother, you eat." ”

Ran away again.

His mother saw him and asked, "Little Longan, where are you going?" ”

It turned out that his name was Xiao Guiyuan.

He replied as he ran: "It's too spicy to eat a corn sausage first, I want to drink water, and by the way, my stomach is spicy!" ”

"It's really not a big sa!"

His mother scolded: "Yijia is in the bottom house, do you estimate that you are in your own house?" ”

It means that Xiao Longan is rude.

Tuanzi's mother hurriedly stopped her and waved her hand: "Wash the eggs, the dick is here." ”

I came in for a while, but Danko didn't talk to me, he kept playing on his mobile phone on the side, I thought he was a boy in love texting with his girlfriend, but I saw him with a sad face, and hurriedly leaned over and asked, "What's wrong with Dango?" Quarrel with your girlfriend? ”

"No!"

Tuanzi looked very anxious: "I was sending a message to Bang Qiu, but she didn't reply to me." Usually at this time she would reply to me with a message when she got home, and then she went to sleep and I did my thing. She hasn't sent me a text message today. ”

I was just about to say that maybe she had forgotten, but there was a commotion outside the yard.

This was followed by the sound of panicked footsteps and the sound of old women crying and grabbing the ground.

"What's the matter?"

Xie Sifei was more curious than a cat, so he hurriedly ran to the door to see, and we followed.

But I saw that on the road outside the courtyard, the moonlight shone a large field of white flowers, and a large group of people were wearing linen and filial piety, holding a big black coffin and slowly returning, as if they had just brought the dead back from outside.

An old man and an old lady followed the coffin all the way and cried all the way: "I'm a boy, you told me to live!" Woooooo ”

Dango's mother saw that they were familiar people.

Hurriedly grabbed a person and asked what the situation was, that person was also a good thing, and the neighbor asked if there was no reason not to say it, so he crackled and explained the cause and effect of the matter clearly.

I listened with my ears pricked up for a long time, and finally figured out the clue from this super-fast Cantonese speed.

It turned out that the dead man was the only son of the old man and the old lady.

And he is a son of old age, and love is like a treasure.

That kid has a high-flying personality, he dropped out of school early to be a scholar, followed the street bosses to mix in society, and often didn't go home in the middle of the night.

I heard that I had a girlfriend recently, but I had an accident when I went out fooling around with my girlfriend and died.

He also died a horrible death, and was sucked dry all over his body, leaving only a skin tightly clinging to the skeleton, which is said to have frightened everyone who went to collect the body at that time.

The corpse looked as if someone had inserted two pointed tubes into a jelly bag and blotted the jelly inside.

Anyway, he was killed because he went out with his girlfriend to fool around.

When Tuanzi's mother heard this, she said to Tuanzi: "Fortunately, I control you strictly, and you have a girlfriend now, I don't allow you to stay home at night to hear it?" ”

When Tuanzi heard this, he muttered, "My girlfriend won't be like this." ”

The gossipy person outside hadn't left yet, and when he heard that Tuanzi also had a girlfriend, he stretched out half of his head: "Tuanzi also has a girlfriend?" Are you here? What does it look like? ”

"I haven't seen my parents yet."

Danzi said, "When I bring it back in the future, I will definitely come to visit you." ”

"Hehehe."

The man was a middle-aged man, and when he heard Tuanzi's words, he smiled: "The girlfriend that this kid is looking for when he died, that's a beauty, although I didn't see that face with a mask, but I can see the figure, it's bumpy and bumpy." ”

"It's just that my brain is a little bit abnormal."

"What's wrong?"

Tuanzi's mother was curious when she heard this, and asked, "Is there a problem with intelligence?" ”

The middle-aged man waved his hand: "No, I guess there is a problem in the brain." When I saw her, Ah Fei was leading her out, she was wearing long jeans and a long-sleeved turtleneck sweater on her upper body. That's why I said she might have a watt in her head. Otherwise, who would take a fancy to Ah Fei if she was a normal girl! ”

When I think about it, it's really not normal.

After all, Guangdong is in the tropics, and you can wear two pieces in winter, not to mention spring, summer and autumn.

Either she's mentally abnormal, or she's physically abnormal......

When Tuanzi's mother heard this, she was going to educate Tuanzi again: "Boy! Why don't you call your girlfriend to come to our house for a while? Mom is good for you! ”

After all, I heard those words just now, and people were quite scared.

Tuanzi was about to tell his mother that his girlfriend was not that kind of person, when suddenly a woman hurriedly ran over: "It's not good, something happened to Xiao Guiyuan." ”

When Xiao Guiyuan's mother heard this, she was so frightened that she hurriedly grabbed her: "What's wrong with Xiao Guiyuan?" ”

The woman said: "Just now Xiao Guiyuan ran to our well, shouting for water, I said pour boiling water for him, he didn't want it, he had to drink the water in the well, said that the well water is natural, drinking it can become smarter, and after speaking, he has to climb down by himself." We hurriedly grabbed him and brought him a bucket of well water, and he drank a bowl of it with a grunt, and then fell to the ground unconscious. Go and see. ”

When the people in the courtyard heard this, they hurriedly followed the women to their house.

Naturally, I didn't have any reason to be idle, so I pulled Jiang Sichen and followed, Jiang Sichen frowned as soon as he stepped into the door, and muttered: "This courtyard is so strange!" ”