I'm also a brave person, but I was still so frightened that such a bloody head suddenly appeared, and I fell out of my chair.

When I looked closely, the woman was gone.

"Ouch, Master Ding, what's wrong? Why are you sitting on the ground? ”

Tian Qi pouted, walked in from the door, and was happy to see me like this.

I hurriedly said: There are ghosts, there are ghosts!

Tian Qi looked around in surprise and said, "Where is it?" Let me see what I know.

Hey, why is it gone?

I stood up in embarrassment, and found that the woman was indeed gone, as if it were a gust of wind.

Tian Qi asked me, are you dazzled?

I said impossible, this woman has been standing in front of me for a long time, I am playing this game vigorously, she suddenly roared, what "you have to die", scared Lao Tzu.

"Oh, hate you so much? Then you tell her - Lao Tzu will not die, there is a kind of you bite me. Tian Qi said with a smile.

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, and pulled out a soul talisman from the cabinet.

This soul exploration talisman can explore the nearby spirits within a radius of fifty meters - if something dirty comes in just now, it will automatically burn.

However, the Soul Charms did not react.

It's weird......

Tian Qi said: Look, you must have seen it wrong - as soon as I entered the door, I saw you sitting on the ground, there was no figure in it, and looking at your face, Yintang was not blackened, not like a ghost.

Then I can't figure it out, if the woman is not dirty, why does her face bleed and suddenly disappear?

Knock knock!

At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door, and a woman's face poked in.

I was so frightened that I said, ", she's here again!"

Tian Qi turned around, looked at the woman at the door, and said: She is a female ghost?

When I looked, the woman outside the door was not wearing a red dress, and her body shape was completely different, obviously not alone.

The woman outside the door - very fat, very fat.

"In the middle of the night, what are you calling?"

The fat woman frowned and walked into the store.

I looked at her and was surprised and said, "Hey, aren't you a widow?"

The fat woman was very upset and said, "Who do you say is a widow?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Sun Lamei, Sister Sun, I made a mistake." I quickly apologized.

This fat woman's name is Sun Lamei, she lives in the alley road in the west, and soon after marrying into the man's family, the man died, and soon her father-in-law also passed away, and only her mother-in-law is still alive.

Sun Lamei is fat, lazy to eat, since the death of her husband and father-in-law, she does not work, and all the burdens are on her mother-in-law in her seventies.

And this widow is not virtuous, often beating and scolding her mother-in-law, sometimes passing by her house, far away, you can still hear Sun Lamei's scolding and mother-in-law's wailing.

In addition to these, Sun Lamei has many shortcomings, such as greed, poor quality, and narcissism.

When it comes to narcissism, this is the most chilling.

When Sun Lamei was idle at home, she read a copy of Old Man Jin's "The Condor Heroes", and once thought that she was the little dragon girl full of fairy spirit, so that no matter where she went later, she would always wear a white silk gauze dress, and her eyes were always cold, as if telling others, "This girl is Bingqing Yujie, you dare to take a look at it and gouge out your eyeballs." ”

The problem is that this Sun Lamei is barely one meter tall and in her early fifties, her weight is equal to that of Xiaopang, and she is more than 20 centimeters shorter than Xiaopang.

Think about it, a fat girl of one meter five, nearly one hundred and eighty pounds, wearing a white gauze dress every day, imagining that she is a little dragon girl, with a cold temperament, I am afraid that the dragon knight Yin Zhiping will be scared to let go of the heart of slaying the dragon, and tremblingly return to Zhong Nanshan to be his Taoist priest.

Sun Lamei tonight is no exception, wearing a loose black T-shirt and a pair of fat sports shorts, but she didn't forget to put a white gauze on her body.

Tian Qi asked unknowingly, "Eldest sister, on this big night, you put a white cloth on your body, pretending to be a female ghost?" ”

Sun Lamei was furious and slapped Tian Qi, beating this thin little fresh meat in place a few times, almost not popping out his teeth.

Sun Lamei wanted to swear very much, but when she thought that she was a "little dragon girl", she snorted and said, "You are really rude, I am obviously younger than you, who do you call the eldest sister?" Don't think that if you are handsome, I won't beat you. ”

Tian Qi covered his face, extremely aggrieved, and left the store in a gloomy manner.

After Tian Qi left, Sun Lamei walked over to me with an ambiguous smile on her face.

I swallowed and said nervously, "Sun ...... Sister Sun, what are you going to do? ”

It's miserable, is this "little dragon girl" so good for me?

"Ding Mian, I've heard about you." Sun Lamei said with a smile.

"Listen...... Heard about what? "I'm confused.

"You have drawn a talisman for someone, it is said that it is spiritual, and many people have asked for a talisman from you, and they can all come true." Sun Lamei's smile became brighter and brighter.

I breathed a sigh of relief, yes, I understood, I dare to love this "little dragon girl" who has nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, just to come to me to draw talismans.

I said, "Sister Sun, do you want to draw talismans?"

"yes, you can see that, you're so smart." Sun Lamei praised.

I thought to myself that if I couldn't see it, then I was really retarded.

Sun Lamei said: I heard that you have a kind of talisman here, called the Yin talisman, which can satisfy all kinds of wishes, and the effect is fast, isn't it?

I smiled bitterly and said: It's not so godly, but if you ask for money, or marriage or something, you can do it.

"Can I lose weight?" Sun Lamei asked expectantly.

I was stunned, lose weight?

Well, got it......

Sun Lamei's body size should be reduced.

Sun Lamei was a little embarrassed, smiled shyly, and said: How about the little brother, is there such a talisman?

I shuddered at her smile and hurriedly said, "Yes, yes...... But Sister Sun, I have to warn you that using Yin talismans is risky, you have to think about it carefully.

"Don't think about it, you say, I'm such a beautiful girl with a dusty temperament, but I was ruined by the flesh on my body, what a pity?" Sun Lamei sighed, "If I lose weight, I will definitely be a super beauty, more beautiful than the little dragon girl." ”

I thought to myself, you must not mention the little dragon girl......

"Okay, then Sister Sun, I'll draw you a 'Hungry Ghost' Yin Talisman...... This talisman, after you use it, even if you want to eat again, as long as you put it in your mouth, you will feel very nauseous and nauseated, and slowly begin to reject food, ensuring that it will not take long for you to lose weight because of dieting. I said.

Sun Lamei was a little unhappy when she heard it, and said that isn't it anorexia?

"No, no, no, how can you not eat, people are iron and rice, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry...... Ding Mian, do you have that kind of yin charm that can still lose weight by eating and drinking? ”

I'm going to lose weight?

This Sun Lamei is quite good at thinking......

But by coincidence...... This kind of yin charm really exists.

I said, "Then draw a picture of "gluttonous devouring", what do you think?

Sun Lamei asked me, what is gluttonous devouring?

I told her that gluttony was a fierce beast in ancient times, shaped like a sheep's body and human face, with eyes under the armpits, and tiger teeth and human hands.

The biggest feature of gluttony is that it can eat, this monster has no body, because he can eat his body too much, only a big head and a big mouth, it is a symbol of greed, so it is often used to describe gluttony or greedy people.

I told Sun Lamei - if you use gluttony to swallow it, no matter how you eat, you won't gain weight, and you will get thinner and thinner.

Sun Lamei was very happy when she heard this, and couldn't wait to say: Yes, I want this kind of talisman, hurry, draw it for me!

Without saying a word, I took out a tool, took Sun Lamei's blood, and drew it for her.

After devouring the painting, I said to Sun Lamei: Sister Sun, it's done, 20,000 yuan.

Sun Lamei was a little unhappy when she heard it, and said Why is it so expensive? It's too expensive, isn't it?

I said: Sister Sun, the Yin Talisman is all at this price, and 20,000 yuan is considered cheap...... Huang Dan knows, right? She drew a yin talisman on me, and it cost 50,000 yuan.

Sun Lamei frowned and said: If it is really useful, 20,000 is 20,000...... But what if it doesn't work?

"Return the money." I replied very simply.

"Okay, you wait, I'll go back to my mother-in-law and ask for money." Sun Lamei said.

Wait for her to leave; I can't help but regret it a little.

This old lady is frugal at home, it is not easy to live, and she is being pulled by Sun Lamei like this, so she can't lose the fast meat?

On the surface, I am making Sun Lamei's money, but in fact, the money is still taken from the old lady.

I began to hope that Sun Lamei would better not get the money......

It's a pity that it didn't take long for Sun Lamei to come back, running out of breath and sweating profusely: "I...... I only got 10,000 yuan, and the old lady was very stubborn and refused to give it to me, but fortunately I was clever and knew where she hid the money. ”

I couldn't go even more in my heart, saying that 10,000 is 10,000, you take this talisman home, soak it in water and drink it, and don't have a drop left.

"Huh." Sun Lamei took the money and left in high spirits.

I would never have thought that after Sun Lamei was devoured, there would be such a terrifying thing afterward......

*

In the evening, I go home and rest.

The home is on the second floor of Baishipu, just three rooms, it used to be one room for Ding Butu, one room for his mother and sister, and now that his father is gone, his sister sleeps with his mother, saying that he wants to take care of her at any time.

"Meow~!"

As soon as I finished taking a shower and lay down on the bed, Xiao Hei jumped up, and his pair of dark pupils were full of resentment.

I just remembered that I hadn't bought the high-grade canned meat I promised it yesterday, so I patted my head and said with a smile: "Tomorrow, I will buy it for you tomorrow." ”

Blackie was still calling.

I wondered if it was hungry.

I simply got out of bed and went to the living room fridge to find some leftovers.

I suddenly remembered that this strange cat doesn't eat raw food, and I don't eat it even if it's cold, so I just put it in the microwave and heat it up.

When I heated the food and put it on a small plate, I walked into the room, but I saw Xiao Hei standing on the bed, his whole body fried, his toes standing on tiptoe, grinning in one direction, and making a "hiss" sound in his throat.

In my heart, I say that the eyes of black cats can see things that ordinary people can't see, isn't it......

Thinking of this, I slowly turned my head......

Outside the window, a bloody face was clinging to the glass, smiling strangely......