"Young man, do you know him?"

Aunt Red Armband looked at Fang Zheng with alert eyes. small says .

"Young man, you and this shameless old man are both virtuous, the world is as black as ink, just take things out, right?"

Fang Zheng snorted, and then his face darkened.

Auntie, do you have any misunderstanding about men.

What does it mean to be as black as ink in the world?

And what kind of snakeskin ghost is it to dig things out of your hands!!

Men don't have to be all sugarcane men.

There is also boiled water that cures all diseases.

"Old god, what the hell do you do to this aunt... What did you pay for this eldest sister to be fined?" Fang Zheng had a black face, feeling that he was so innocent, and he carried this black cauldron for the old god stick for no reason.

Originally, he wanted to talk about Auntie, but he saw that Aunt Aunt's eyes in the red armband were obviously sharpened and became as sharp as a blade, but fortunately, Fang Zheng changed his words in time.

The old god stick hurriedly shouted injustice.

"Little brother, you said that I was wronged, I just opened the supermarket shopping bag in my hand, just took out this incense, and in less than a second, this eldest sister didn't know where to jump out, not to say that I affected the city, and was fined 50 yuan. ”

The old god stick shouted injustice while pulling out things.

It was a handful of black incense.

Founders swear!

He had never seen a uglier incense stick than this.

It simply subverted the previous perception of incense sticks.

"What is this incense?" Fang Zheng immediately thought of a possibility, raised his head suddenly, and looked at the old god stick in surprise.

The old god stick glanced at Fang Zheng.

Fang Zheng immediately understood, and the expression on his face was happy.

Fang Zheng and the old god's eyebrows fluttered, and in the eyes of the red armband aunt on the side, it became the two of them openly provoking her majesty.

"You bad old man is very bad, I've been staring at you for a long time! In the summer, it's not good to go home and lie down, squatting on the side of the road with suspicious behaviors, staring at the young female college students on the street, either you want to touch porcelain with shamelessness, or you are an old pervert, what is it that doesn't affect the city's appearance and civilization? Then he took out something and wanted to light it on the side of the road, and the incense sticks burned with incense ash, and the incense ash fell on the ground also affected the city's appearance, is it easy for sanitation workers to clean the road in summer, won't your conscience hurt? How can we cure an old man like you and change the current young people's perception of our collective elderly?"

"Let me tell you, don't blush and refute, are you in a hurry, want to pretend to faint to get money? Let me tell you, there is not much difference in age between the two of us, and I am not afraid of you, the wicked will have to be grinded by the wicked, if you faint, I will faint, and if you touch porcelain, I will also touch porcelain! The elderly touch the porcelain elderly, who is afraid of whom!"

Fang Zheng saw that the old god stick was so angry that the red armband aunt blushed and had a thick neck, afraid that the contradiction would be stimulated, Fang Zheng hurriedly came forward to play a round.

"Sister, you dissipate your anger, he is an employee of my shop, I specially waited for me at the intersection, if you don't believe it, the fortune-telling parlor two hundred meters away is the shop I opened, the business license, the engraved seal, the rental contract, the store has everything. ”

The aunt looked at Fang Zheng suspiciously: "Since you are the owner of the fortune-telling parlor, you are more powerful than this fake Taoist priest who wears a Taoist robe but is sanctimonious, and is a fortune-teller?"

Fang Zheng didn't know how to tell fortunes, so he hurriedly explained, he was a funder, and the old god stick was a technician, and after a while, the red armband aunt believed Fang Zheng's words in doubt.

Seeing that the red armband aunt showed signs of loosening, Fang Zheng hurriedly handed over a fine of fifty yuan honestly, but was rejected by the aunt, if the old god stick did not deliberately affect the city's appearance, forget it this time, she is a fake public and private person.

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"Young man, for the sake of your good attitude, I believe your words for the time being, as for that bad old man, I can't believe it, eldest sister. ”

Before leaving, the red armband aunt also glanced at the old god stick, it seems that the old god stick used to look at the big white legs of female college students, and he looked at the things he took out, which left a bad impression on the red armband aunt.

The old god stick was so depressed that he was about to suffocate his internal injuries, and his body trembled with anger.

Why can't you trust him?

"Little brother, you have to believe me, I, Chen Daxian, have been running the rivers and lakes for so many years, and I have already looked down on Hongchen, how can I still look at female college students, these female college students are the same age as girls in my eyes, am I the kind of person who is inferior to a beast who has thoughts about his daughter? I was studying ...... just now" The old god blushed and defended himself with a thick neck.

But Aunt Red Armband just doesn't believe it, the old god stick hasn't finished justifying, and the person has already left, and she is aggressively arresting other people who are uncivilized.

Fang Zheng couldn't have imagined that the first meeting between him and the old god stick after a long absence, it was actually such a misunderstanding scene.

"Old god stick bear with me. Fang Zheng patted the old god stick on the shoulder comfortingly, and gave a look that a man understands.

Men are inherently weak when they reason in front of women.

"Old God Stick, this incense stick in your hand, shouldn't it be the re-improved Fortune Incense 3.0 during my absence?" Fang Zheng diverted the attention of the old god stick.

"But how did this fortune incense 3.0 become blackface?"

When it comes to the incense stick in his hand, the old god stick who was wronged like a little resentful woman in front of the red armband aunt immediately regained the majesty of a man, majestic and high-spirited, not to mention how much sassy and flamboyant.

"After the fortune incense has been improved once, because of the limitation of the material, it has been improved to the end, unless we can find better and more expensive alternative materials, I see that the fortune incense has temporarily hit a bottleneck, so I changed to study the new "Forty-eight Incense of Good and Evil". ”

The more the old god stick spoke, the more excited he became, and he secretly patted the red supermarket shopping bag in his hand.

In the shopping bag, bulging.

The new "Forty-Eight Incense Spectrum of Good and Evil"?

That's good news!

"Old god stick, if you pay your salary this month, you will definitely be given a bonus!" Founder waved his hand arrogantly, if the business wants to become bigger, it must not treat the technical backbone at a loss.

As soon as he heard that he could get a bonus, he was so excited that his face was congested, and his old face smiled more than orange peel wrinkles, and the old god stick, who was full of money, had already forgotten the previous unpleasantness.

In life, there is no more real joy and happiness than money.

If there is, it must be that the money is not given enough.

"Old God, what incense did you research this time? Why is the color of this incense stick different from the one we have seen in the past?" Fang Zheng was already a little eager to know.

Just having luck incense, it is already such a cowhide, and Fang Zheng has long coveted the other incense sticks on the "Forty-eight Incense Spectrum of Good and Evil" for a long time.

What's more, his promise to find his mother for Brother Xiang and build three palaces and six courtyards for Brother Xiang seems to be promising.

Hearing Fangzheng's question, the temperament of the old god stick changed suddenly, and he suddenly changed from an old god stick who was a fan of wealth to an old Taoist priest who was immortal and boneful, and popularized the incense stick in his hand for Fang Zheng.

"Little brother, you already know that "Forty-eight Incense Spectrum of Good and Evil" is divided into two categories as incense burned to people, one is good incense and the other is evil incense, which means that this incense is the same as people, and there are good and evil. ”

"Just like the incense of fortune, it is a good fragrance that can change people's fortunes. ”

"You must ask, what is the difference between this new incense stick? This black and black incense stick is the evil incense!"