Chapter 153: The Teacher Helps You Pee (Second Update)
It just so happened that the police were dealing with Wang Shan's case, and when they heard that someone had jumped off the building, they came over and persuaded the fat man who jumped off the building.
"Classmate, if you have any questions, you can talk to us, don't think about it, you only have one life." The policeman shouted with a bullhorn.
"I ...... I don't want the college entrance exam. The fat man said in horror.
Everyone was speechless, that's why he was jumping off the building?
After a few more minutes of persuasion, the fat man grabbed the mast and said, "Don't stop me, I'm going to jump off the building." ”
it!!
You're on the mast, and no one is stopping you, are you deliberately playing us?
For another half an hour, everyone's legs were numb, and the fat man was still yelling not to stop me from jumping off the building, but he just wouldn't jump.
A boy couldn't help but say, "You're jumping?" Early death and early superbirth. ”
The fat man kept his nose, glared at the classmate, and said, "Wang Chong, you want to be beautiful, Lao Tzu won't jump." ”
Everyone has a black line, and the fat man is playing with them.
Not to mention Chu Hao, even the police wanted to beat him.
Suddenly, the fat man screamed, "Ahh......hhh My leg is numb, help me. ”
Chu Hao: "......"
Everyone: "......"
If you don't die, you won't die, and that's just teasing them.
The policeman said anxiously: "Why hasn't the life-saving mat come yet?" ”
A member of the lifeguard team, Chahan, said: "The lifeguard was bitten by a rat. ”
"Hurry up and use a spare one."
"The other life pads were also bitten holes."
"Holy!!"
Everyone was speechless, this dead fat man was too unlucky, right?
Suddenly, the fat man couldn't catch it, and he fell from the tenth floor.
The teacher and students screamed, and Qiu Xueying closed her eyes.
Chu Hao cursed, and directly rushed up and raised his hand to catch the fat man, he wanted to cry without tears.
Bad luck for the fat man!
It's his bad luck, right, Lao Tzu is still in pain, and now he is jumping a big fat man of 200 pounds.
Your uncle, what kind of crow mouth did he have before, and he really came to a fat man of two hundred pounds.
That's right, this should be the ability to pretend to force dice.
"Bang!"
The two-hundred-pound fat man smashed Chu Hao, and he was dizzy from shock.
This weight is more than a thousand catties!
Chu Hao was dizzy from being smashed, and the dead fat man smashed down and sat on top of him.
"Ahhh I'm dead, I'm dead. ”
Chu Hao wanted to scold, but he was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
"I ...... I'm not dead, haha...... I'm not dead. "The fat man rejoices.
"Get down."
Chu Hao finally breathed his breath, and felt as if his bones had been shattered.
Everyone gathered around and found that the fat man had nothing to do, but Chu Hao, who was a little dizzy from the shock.
Your uncle's.
Why is Lao Tzu so unlucky?
"Ding...... The host is successfully forced and gains 100 points. ”
"Ding...... The host is shocked and pretended, gaining 200 pretending points. ”
The people around all opened their mouths wide, and when the fat man jumped off the building just now, he thought that the fat man was dead, but he didn't expect to be caught and rescued by someone with his bare hands.
That's right, it's just being caught alive.
"Oh, it's amazing."
"Dig a groove!! It takes a lot of strength to catch a fat man of 200 catties. ”
"My brother, take it."
"Oops...... It was a person from class 164, and he caught Teacher Qiu Xueying falling from the building just now. ”
"Handsome exploded ......"
Chu Hao's actions ushered in a burst of cheers, and it was more incredible, and incomparably shocking.
Qiu Xueying ran over and said worriedly, "Chu Hao, are you okay?" ”
Chu Hao said "oops": "I...... My back hurts, it seems to be broken, and my hand hurts so much that I can't lift it. ”
Principal Lu hurriedly shouted, "Pan Boyuan! Pan Boyuan! Come and take a look. ”
Pan Boyuan walked over with a blue nose and swollen face, touched Chu Hao's waist, and said, "It's really broken." ”
Chu Hao couldn't stand up, and was finally carried to the infirmary by several classmates and lay on the hospital bed.
Qiu Xueying has been staying by his side, for fear that something will happen, there are tears in the corners of his eyes, as for the others, Principal Lu asked them to go back
Chu Hao wanted to cry without tears, although he was pretending to be forced, he was also unlucky, what was the matter.
Chu Hao said: "System, can it be treated?" ”
System: "The host is an internal injury, unless the healing technique is upgraded, it requires 5000 points." ”
"Holy!! Why don't you go and grab it. ”
Chu Hao said bitterly: "Teacher Qiu......." ”
Qiu Xueying hurriedly said, "Chu Hao, how are you?" ”
"I want to pee."
"Come, the teacher will help you."
Pan Boyuan couldn't stand it anymore and said, "It's okay, I'll help him." ”
Who wants you to be a big man.
Chu Hao looked unhappy, thinking that this Pan Boyuan was just a light bulb, and the two of them were now in a different mood just now.
Oops...... Hurry up and get rid of this goods, Chu Hao thought to himself.
Suddenly, Pan Boyuan answered a phone call, and his expression changed greatly: "What! My car was scratched, that little bastard, wait for me to come right away. ”
Chu Hao: "......"
I'll go!
It's really coming.
Pan Boyuan wanted to cry without tears, he was too unlucky today, he didn't know who had scratched the car, so he hurriedly ran out.
Chu Hao opened his mouth wide, this unlucky ability is too good, what do you want.
It's not me who is unlucky, everyone around me is unlucky, so he has comfort in his heart.
Qiu Xueying helped her to go to the bathroom, Chu Hao couldn't lift her hand, and said embarrassedly: "Teacher, I'...... My hand was broken, and I couldn't take off my pants. ”
Qiu Xueying's face flushed and said, "That'...... And the teacher to help you? ”
Chu Hao's heart blossomed, and he grinned: "Okay." ”
Qiu Xueying was very nervous, she stared at Chu Hao with big eyes, closed her eyes and untied her pants.
As a result, after a long time, her pants couldn't be untied, and her hand touched Chu Hao's younger brother several times, and she muttered in her heart: "Why can't you untie it?" ”
Chu Hao felt it, and said embarrassedly: "Teacher, I feel very uncomfortable with you like this, can you solve it well." ”
"Uh-oh."
Qiu Xueying opened her eyes, only to see that the latter's pants were propped up, she was startled, her face was red, and she was about to drip water.
"Why is it so swollen!"
Qiu Xueying's heart beat faster, untying a man's pants, this is the first time she has done this kind of thing, and she is very shy.
Chu Hao was proud in his heart, the last time he got the reproductive ghost technique, the part that can increase the body, without saying a word, he reproduced his younger brother to twenty-two centimeters, an absolute behemoth.
The current brother of Brother Hao is already a dragon-like creature, so I ask you if you are afraid!!
He saw Qiu Xueying's face flushing, what was the teacher thinking in his heart?
Qiu Xueying was short of breath, squatted down to untie her pants, and said with a bitter face: "It's too tight." ”
In the end, the pants were untied, and Qiu Xueying hurriedly closed her eyes.
Her heart beat faster, although she didn't see Chu Hao's younger brother, but in her mind, she had already begun to fantasize.
How big does this have to be?
Oh, my God...... This is your student, Qiu Xueying, what are you thinking?
She quickly shook her head, waving away the thoughts she had just had.
As a result, I heard Chu Hao say: "Teacher, I can't pee." ”
Qiu Xueying said with a bitter face: "Ah! That...... So what to do? ”
Chu Hao coughed dryly and said expectantly: "You help me set the position." ”
Qiu Xueying was a little confused and said, "How to put it?" ”
She didn't know anything about men standing up to pee.
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