5. Lobster CP
"Boss, take three meat buns!"
"Can you eat so much?"
"Let me tell you, the military training is finally over, and you need to eat better." Jiang Zhixia looked at Lin Lang in front of him, his eyes narrowed into a slit, slightly mocking; "Indeed, hahaha."
"Are you laughing at me? It's really a bad beating. β
Jiang Zhixia wrote a big question mark on his face, and pointed his nose directly to Lin Lang's face, who made him a model; "You don't think I can't cure you, do you?"
"Don't don't, good brother, can't I be wrong?" Lin Lang's hand grabbed Jiang Zhixia's arm and didn't give it away, slightly coquettish.
Jiang Jiang smiled hypocritically, and on his stiff face, he forcibly raised the corners of his mouth, still not forgetting to complain; "Lin Lang, you are not suitable for coquettishness."
Turning his head and leaving, ignoring Jiang Zhixia, Lin Lang stepped on the way to school.
"Hey, I don't want the buns, you wait for me!"
The weather was amazing! It's just a little hot!
Jiang Zhixia followed Lin Lang's fart all the way, kept nagging, and even tried to threaten Lin Lang, if you ...... I'll just ......
But there is no doubt that it is useless, Lin Lang does not listen to it, and resolutely takes it step by step.
When I arrived at the school, I knew that the director of education was grasping the boys' hairstyles and hair colors, and the girls' short skirts.
No, both were arrested at the same time.
One with black but blue hair, and one with a school uniform.
"I blame you, what do you say you are nagging, just leave quickly, this dean is too, how can you take care of everything." Lin Lang once again turned on her unique spit mode.
Jiang Zhixia forced a smile and said to her; "You should finish eating the buns, I've been arrested anyway, so it's not a big deal if you're late."
"Your gloating expression is really infuriating, oops, I'm really, I'm so angry, I'll never go with you again." At that moment, Lin Lang's pupils could hardly be seen, but I saw that she kept glancing to the left, slightly white.
"Tell me, what's your name, and what class is it from?"
"Hello teacher, my name is Jiang Zhixia, she is ......"
Before Jiang Zhixia could finish speaking, the dean forcibly interrupted him.
"She doesn't have a mouth, huh? She can't speak, huh? With you say? What's your name? β
"Teacher, my name is Jiang Zhixia."
"Your name is Jiang Zhixia?" The Dean questioned him with a look of disbelief.
"Oh, it's me." Jiang Zhixia would think that he doubted his expression.
"That's okay, it's not too much, let's go in." The teaching director stretched out his hand and patted Jiang Zhixia on the back, telling him to study hard.
But the one who made people want to laugh the most was Lin Lang, at that moment her mouth and eyes opened to the maximum with all her might, blinking quickly, but this did not affect her defense.
"No, teacher, you listen to my explanation, my skirt is ordered, teacher, I promise I won't make an example." She was indeed smiling, but she didn't think so in her heart, "You don't care if the old lady wears a short skirt, this school uniform, you are young, you wear it?" β
"Go in, go in, go in." According to the character of the teaching director, Lin Lang will never be let in, and he will definitely move out to suppress her with strict school spirit or something, but she came in with Jiang Zhixia, that is Jiang Zhixia, in the school, except for Jiang Jiang, Jiang Zhixia is the most famous, good at studying, good at swimming, and has won awards. The teaching director must take care of him, but if Jiang Zhixia is put in, Lin Lang must also be put in, so Lin Lang also knows that he is a incidental thing.
At this moment, Jiang Zhixia was about to laugh and die.
"Laugh, make you laugh." Lin Lang's face was dark, and he ran in front of Jiang Zhixia at the speed of a leopard, and he couldn't hide his ears and steal the bell. Kick out!
You can feel that the courseware was already noisy, but because of that painful howl, the whole school fell silent.
"You, can you not act like a girl? It hurts to death! β
Jiang Jiang, who was sitting in the seat, heard this howl, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly, yes, he smiled.
Wang Ke'er next to him saw the corners of his mouth rise, but unfortunately, she didn't know if it was Jiang Jiang's book that made people laugh or the painful wail.
"I called your brother, pay attention next time, does it really hurt that much?" Lin Lang realized the seriousness of Jiang Zhixia's feet, and threw a small tree fork of concern at him, as if to say, grab it and catch it, and you won't hurt.
"Don't say it, don't say it, help me in, I really don't want to worry about you." Jiang Zhixia, who was squatting, covered his feet, as if begging for someone.
"Call, sister!"
"You, you have to inch in, sister."
"Let's go, let's go, why are you so heavy." When Lin Lang heard this sister, his heart melted, he showed a satisfied smile, took Jiang Zhixia's arm without hesitation, and helped him step by step into the classroom.
"Go back to work, go back to work, go back to work, don't train today, what kind of training, I'm seriously injured." Jiang Zhixia successfully transformed nagging into complaining.
"Which and a half?"
"Let's class! Which class can I go back to? β
"Let's ...... Is it a class? Lin Lang was full of questions, wasn't he from the back building?
"Wang Haokai in the class, you know, right? There's an empty table in the back, it's your brother and mine! β
"Oh, that's your place! Call me sister! β
"Okay, good, scream, sister."
The students of the fifth class of the entire high school class gathered at the entrance of the main building, yes, it was Lu Xiang who saw Lin Lang supporting Jiang Zhixia in the window, so he asked the whole class to join in the fun, but Wang Keer and Jiang Jiang did not go.
Lu Xiang launched a rhythmic offensive; "Wow! Two people! β
After that, the whole class began to take the rhythm, and the two of them had something!
"What for? Which class are you from? What about gathering crowds to make trouble? β
The director of the year had no face, and before he had time to catch a model, the students scattered and fled, and more than 30 people were squeezed in at the front and back doors of the first and fifth classes of high school in an instant.
The rhythm of the corridor ends, and the rhythm of the class begins again.
A "goddess" in the second year of high school came to the door of the fifth class of high school with a friend, called someone at random, and told him; "Hello classmate, please help me give this to Jiang Zhixia." The goddess handed the envelope to Yang Ze.
"I'm tired! It's so heavy, Jiang Jiang is here to help! Lin Lang and Jiang Zhixia walked into the classroom step by step, who knew that Jiang Jiang was assisted by his eyes, looked at the two people, and continued to read his book.
Yang Ze looked at Lin Lang in front of him helping Jiang Zhixia, walked over, and handed the envelope to Jiang Zhixia with his own hands. He blurted out; "Oh, Zhixia, this is for you by Lin Lang."
"Wow." Wave after wave, Lin Lang was spinning rapidly in his mind, when did I ask Yang Ze to give him this? What is this?
"Yang Ze, don't mess with me, what's this?"
"No, no, it wasn't given by Lin Lang, it's a girl in the second year of high school."
Before Yang Ze could finish explaining, a new voice jumped up; "Lobster CP, Lobster CP!"
"What's the lobster CP?" No one can describe it, Lin Lang's expression at that time, recalling, there was only one sentence of summary, and a big embarrassment was written on her face.
Obviously, the manipulators behind the scenes, as well as the initiators of the rhythm; Lu Xiang.
"What about Jiang Zhixia, are you here today? Didn't go to training? β
"Coach, let's change it to the afternoon in the future, I haven't been able to train recently."
"Okay, take care of yourself."
"Okay, thank you, Coach." Even the coach couldn't break the rhythm of that moment, and it was not good for the class bell to ring.
"Students, read this, can anyone read the book and tell me the meaning of the collection? , good classmate. β
"It's just, a group of people have come together."
"Be precise!"
Lin Lang raised his hand high, staring at Lu Xiang with a straight gaze; "Meaning of Collection......"
"That's right!"
"Isn't this in the book?" Jiang Zhixia's face was full of disdain.
"Are your feet right?" Lin Lang moved his gaze to Jiang Zhixia, and his eyes widened angrily!
"Nope." Jiang Zhixia looked away with interest and saw that Jiang Jiang was still reading.
"Hey, Lu Xiang, what is he looking at? The two of you come to morning self-study together, why is he so spicy? No matter how small the voice was, no matter how small it was, Jiang Zhixia deceived himself into thinking that the math teacher would not find him, but as a result, Jiang Zhixia was not as lucky as Jiang Jiang.
"Jiang Zhixia! You stand up for me, don't think that if you whisper down there, the teacher won't find you! β
"How can I be so unlucky!" Jiang Zhixia's heart was no less active at that moment than Lin Lang's feeling at that time when he was in a sea of rhythm.
But fortunately, Jiang Zhixia answered the teacher's question.
Class is over!
"What to eat at noon, what to eat at noon, don't look at it, the buns I ate in the morning, three, meat filling." Jiang Zhixia stood in front of Jiang Jiang and adjusted his voice, bigger and bigger.
Lin Lang glanced at Jiang Zhixia fiercely.
Jiang Jiang looked up at the two people and said that he did not want to participate in the family civil war.
"Xiang, you explain to me, what is lobster CP?"
"Lobster CP, Lin Lang's Lang replaced a with o, it is the dragon, Jiang Zhixia's Xia, tune it to a sound, shrimp. No, Lobster CP was born! β
Fortunately, Lu Xiang ran in time at that moment, and left after speaking. Slow down, Lin Lang has already put his two hands on his neck.
"I, I should like Lin Lang, her character, her ponytail, are all I like, please help me keep it secret."
"Okay, do you want me to assist you!"
"Everything."
This conversation was said to Lu Xiang by Jiang Zhixia during military training, so all this was Lu Xiang's personal assistance, only Jiang Jiang and Lin Lang were kept in the dark, it can be said that the whole class knew about it, only these two people didn't know.
"I see, this kid actually looks at this!"
Jiang Zhixia inadvertently discovered Jiang Jiang's little secret and decided to steal a hand.
After lunchtime, it's the best lunch break!
Who would have thought that Jiang Jiang would see another afternoon of books and hardly listen to the class, but it was more than enough for the teacher to ask him to answer the questions.
It's finally time for your favorite free and easy session!
"Uncle Chen, when I get out of school, drive me the F12 at home."
"Governor, he probably won't let you drive it."
"Then drive that Mercedes."
"Okay." Uncle Chen reluctantly agreed, and he didn't know what Jiang Jiang, who had always disliked driving, wanted to do.
With his chin in his hand, he will shout a few words from time to time; "Good ball, so handsome, Jiang Jiang!"
"Look at that Wang Ke'er, I think he fell for Jiang Jiang's evil." Lin Lang dragged Lu Xiang to the basketball court on the way, and his mouth was endless.
"Why don't you go to the swimming pool!"
"Shut your mouth, if you want to survive today, come with me to the basketball court!"
"Haokai, block and dismantle Jiang Jiang, Xu Zhi will shoot when there is a vacancy, give the ball to Jiang Jiang, and Yang Ze will go to play Daqian."
"To be reasonable, Jiang Jiang is so big, shouldn't he fight Da Qian?"
"Jiang Jiang went to play big before, did you go to play point guard? Didn't you lose to Class 6 the day before yesterday because you played point guard, two out of ten, and if you want to play, then continue to play point guard. Chen Ning's rebuttal was so reasonable, and Yang Ze had no choice but to be obedient.
"Brothers, we're going to win this time!" Chen Ning's pre-game cheering seems a little simple, but he also has no loss of fighting spirit.
Chen Ning's on-field command is very good, Chen Ning got the ball, the first reaction was to call Haokai to run, the defenders followed, he rushed into the penalty area with the ball, and reflexively passed the ball to Jiang Jiang, "Wow", Jiang Jiang threw the first goal of the game. They high-fived each other, "We're going to win this time!" I have to say that Chen Ning is still very capable of driving the atmosphere.
"Jiang Jiang, come on!" Wang Ke'er couldn't sit still, so she stood up and shouted for Jiang Jiang.
Lu Xiang's gaze looked to the left. Wang Ke'er also found Lu Xiang, walked in front of her, and took her hand; "Lu Xiang, let's watch Jiang Jiang play together."
"I'll just just look at it, I don't know much about basketball."
"It's okay, I don't know much about it, I always have to look at that boy!" Wang Keer seemed to be very targeted and aggravated the voice of the word "boy", as if telling Lu Xiang that Jiang Jiang is such a handsome boy, he should take a look at it!
"Wang Ke'er, if you have this time, you might as well learn to practice, so that you won't look at other people's tone problems in the lower three, are you right?"
The two looked at each other and smiled, one awkwardly and the other aggressive.
"It's just a basketball game." Wang Keer knew that she was powerless to refute, so she sat down to watch the game with her friend Wen Ran next to her.
"NICE, BROTHER!"
Speaking kung fu, the score was pulled down by 9 points, and in just 2 minutes, a wave of 9-2 small climaxes were played.
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The more he played, the more passionate he became, the people on the field were tired, but the voice of cheering for Jiang Jiang did not decrease at all off the field, at that moment, he was the brightest star in the world, maybe the world was only as big as Qinglin High School, but that boy was the expectation and ideal of hundreds of people.
Lu Xiang has always known that there has never been a shortage of girls around him. Why do misunderstandings between people always deepen?
"How much is it?"
"Ahh What are you doing, Jiang Zhixia, can you be normal, your feet are better? "Jiang Zhixia's sudden attack, Lin Lang touched his heart and hammered Jiang Zhixia hard, as if to declare;" Can you be normal? β
"Aren't you supposed to be in the swimming pool?"
"Xiang, let's not be so stupid, my feet still hurt in the morning, and I'll go to training in the afternoon?"
"yes, sorry, I thought you should be in the swimming pool at this time."
"How many are they?"
Lu Xiang just wanted to tell Jiang Zhixia, but Lin Lang reached over with one hand and blocked Lu Xiang's mouth. Lu Xiang looked at the hand in front of him, understood something, and closed his mouth with interest.
"It's yours, Lin Lang."
"I don't want to quarrel with you." said that he didn't want to, but in fact, Lin Lang wanted to fight with him every day.
"Brother, how many are you?"
"I don't know, I just came, you ask that classmate."
"OKOK, thank you, girl, no, classmate, how many are they compared to?" Jiang Zhixia smiled, like spring grass blown by the spring breeze, the first encounter between soil and fertilizer, and the unexpected encounter in life.
"Now, 29 to 26."
"Class 5 29?"
"emmmmm, yes!"
"Thank you."
"Wow, he's so handsome, you see when he laughs."
You don't want your heart to be rippling. The whispers of the two girls next to him were discovered by Lin Lang and noticed something, staring at the two of them talking to themselves;" Hey, how can someone like Jiang Zhixia? β
"Are you serious?"
"You don't really think anyone likes you, do you?"
"Yes!"
"Vomit" Lin Lang pretended to vomit, which was clearly mocking.
"You!" When Jiang Zhixia said this word, Lin Lang couldn't sit still, she stopped and stopped all movements, she didn't know whose wish it was, or that Jiang Zhixia was telling him that he liked herself, maybe it would be his own narcissism, but who knows who was sincere at that moment.
"No, I don't like you." Lin Lang came to her senses and pretended not to care, what couldn't be deceived was that her face was indeed red.
"Well, maybe no one really likes me." Jiang Zhixia was even more lost, but it was not written on his face, the sincerity of the two people was playing tricks with each other in jokes, naΓ―ve and true.
It's over!!
"Win! Five classes of cowhide! β
The four of them high-fived each other, and Jiang Jiang left the court early at the end of the ball game and came to the stage to replenish water, he pretended not to see Lu Xiang and accidentally bumped into her.
"You, what's the matter with you!"
"I'm sorry, I didn't see it." The moment Jiang Jiang looked at her, he lowered his head again and squatted down, Lu Xiang wanted to retreat but saw his hands reaching for his shoes.
"Your shoelaces are open." It turned out to help Lu Xiang tie his shoelaces.
Jiang Jiang stood up again, looking at Lu Xiang, who was more than a head shorter than himself, he wanted to reach out and stroke her head, but he couldn't do this, he knew that if he stretched out his hand, Lu Xiang would retreat, because she had always been like this. The more I get closer, she takes a step back, and she doesn't take a step until I'm gone. I'd love to think about it, one more step, one more step. But it can only be this distance.
"Lin Lang, come with me to the supermarket, I want to buy something to eat."
"What about Lu Xiang?"
"Jiang Jiang has something else to look for her." Okay, I'll talk to Lu Xiang.
Jiang Jiang picked up the clothes that were placed outside the court and walked slowly to the school gate, as if waiting for Lu Xiang in the back, but the two of them were slower than the other, as if they were in a competition, whoever was slow won the award, Jiang Jiang couldn't help it, and turned back to find Lu Xiang; "Can you come with me? I want to take you somewhere. β
"But, Lin Lang."
"Look at your phone." He speaks clearly, slowly, seriously, but gently.
"My dear Xiang, I accompanied Jiang Zhixia's bastard to the supermarket, Jiang Jiang has something to look for you, so I'll throw you away first, bye, I'll see you home at night! Love you. "What's the use of loving you, don't you still throw me away?
The two walked to the school gate, the Mercedes-Benz was parked on the side of the road, Jiang Jiang walked over with Lu Xiang, opened the car door, Jiang Jiang looked at Uncle Chen who was sleeping soundly, Lu Xiang looked at Jiang Jiang, the three of them were embarrassed there, Uncle Chen was woken up, put it in Jiang Jiang's hands, and did not forget to ask; "Your driver's license hasn't expired, has it?" "Not yet." "That's good, I'll go first, stay safe."
"He's your driver?"
"Sort of." Lu Xiang's eyes were full of envy, I really hoped that I could also go to school in the car, but I did hope that my parents would send her, she thought so, but she still didn't like to sit in the co-pilot.
"Get in the car." At that moment, Jiang Jiang's eyes were full of expectation, but Lu Xiang did not respond.
"Get in the car, Lu Xiang." He called her name, and this time his eyes were full of begging.
Lu Xiang hesitated, thinking about it in his heart......