Chapter 276: Wine and Food** Hua gets younger the more he drinks
Wang Jinbao pursed his lips, drank the wine in one gulp, and thought that even if he drank three more glasses, it would be worth it, and he would lose six cups in front of others, which was fifty-four cups, although the cup was small, but the degree in the cup was not low, in other words, although the wine was someone else's money, but his life was his own, and there were still five million in the bank that he hadn't taken back, and if he drank it to death, it would become someone else's, so he said helplessly
"Report!"
Yu Jingbo smiled unusually enjoyable, and said with a cigarette in the corner of his mouth
"Speak!"
Wang Jinbao hurriedly said with a smile
"Commander Wine, can I say a few words to Baoxu?"
Yu Jingbo was stunned for a moment, and then said with a wicked smile
"Have a drink! Talk to whomever you want, who you want to talk to! ”
Wang Jinbao glared, thinking that his brother already knew that you would not let go of any opportunity to bully his brother, don't forget that my brother is not bowing to you, but looking for bricks under the table, once the time is ripe, a hit will directly shoot you back to grandma's house, but there is no way Since you want to drink less, you must drink this cup, and ask for help from the real boss, so he drank the wine in one go, and quickly lit a cigarette for Liu Baoxu
"Brother, look at the ten of us, we have already drunk two cases of twelve bottles of liquor, and we have also drunk a case of beer! The big guys all drank about the same, and I should have played the level, but the liquor was finished! The most important thing is that I can't drink liquor, I have already played beyond normal today, and I am afraid that if I drink a little more, I should broadcast it live! We're almost done having fun! Otherwise, we don't want to make a pot of tea, chat with friends with tea, and go back when the wine is almost sober, so that everyone will be happy and have a perfect ending! ”
After Wang Jinbao finished speaking, his eyes were hooked, and he looked at Liu Baoxu to apply some lipstick, which was sexier than a girl's cherry mouth, hoping to pop out immediately
"Good! Jinbao is right! Drink for fun, not for hard work! This is the end of the drinking business, and I want a pot of tea to drink! By the way, let's see if there is any sour noodle soup or mixed soup or something, if you are not full or have not eaten, you will order the staple food to eat a full stomach, and we will go back to school when it is over! That's right! Go back to the dormitory when you go back to school, sleep obediently, and don't wander around the world with a smell of alcohol! The student council is caught, don't say you know me, I don't care about idle things! ”
As a result, Liu Baoxu first glanced at it, and then said with a wicked smile
"That's right! You can realize this and prove that your brain is spinning again, in other words you are not drinking too much! I just took a look around, and the big guys didn't drink much, but you just said that you can drink the liquor again, and if you drink it, it will be broadcast live, so it hurts your body a lot! This kind of thing is absolutely not allowed, it appears in the wine field of our brothers, but it is a wrong point of view to say that drinking tea and sobering up wine, haven't you heard that the original soup turns into the original food, in other words, to eat a bowl of noodles, you must have a noodle soup and rice soup to have no effect at all! Therefore, if you drink too much liquor, you must use beer to sober up, otherwise the more you drink the tea, the more your stomach will be distended, and the most important thing is that you can't pee, and you will find your own guilt, since you can't drink liquor, then you will use beer thirteen to make a pass, and by the way, you will sober up everyone! ”
Wang Jinbao was speechless when he heard this, thinking to himself how could he make such a low-level, and not long-thinking mistake, step by step is tailor-made for himself, how did he stuff his head under someone's guillotine, and his monkey brother is still a dog's head, but now it's too late to say anything, because at this table, what Liu Baoxu said is basically a decision, not a reasonable suggestion for everyone to discuss, I don't want to close it, it seems that things are impossible, but at present, as long as I can drink one less drink per person, I will drink nine less beers in a circle, Pour four cups for one bottle, that is more than two bottles, almost half of the washbasin, so I was extremely puzzled
"That's not right! Brother, didn't you live eleven cups just now? When it was my turn, I began to sit on the ground and start the price, and it went straight to thirteen cups! That's not fair! It's a bit of a bully! ”
Liu Baoxu understood that he was a little angry here
"You kid don't want to be cheap and behaved, haven't you heard that fairness is relative! Besides, if you feel wronged, then you have twelve liquor off! Besides, you kid has a tendon! You listen to who twelve closes! Which one is not thirteen receiving! ”
Wang Jinbao was choked, and almost dissolved the liquor like fried noodles, and sprayed Liu Baoxu's face directly without a drop, but listening to this, there was no room for maneuver, but beer to put it bluntly, that is, a drink with a little alcohol, and a soak of urine was like a nobody, so he pretended to be helpless
"Hey! Good brother, don't worry! Isn't my brain slow? If you say thirteen, then thirteen! As long as you don't drink white, you can play as much as you want! ”
Yu Jingbo immediately said with a smile when he heard this
"Oops! That's right! The more you drink, the younger you get! Let you drink and not poison you! What's the point of talking a basket of nonsense! The waiter is holding me two cases of beer! ”
Wang Jinbao rolled his eyes angrily, thinking to himself that you are a monkey brother, you really don't have a backache when you stand and talk, if the three of me pass the test, I will drink two cups directly when I meet someone, and then say drink! Drink! Drink to death! As long as you don't drink one or two, it proves that you haven't drunk it properly! Then he began to take the rest of the beer first, but he didn't expect Wang Sen to stand up suddenly, and walked towards the door, the two of them finally ended the battle with five to seven, just finished drinking the wine, Wang Sen touched his stomach and just walked in, Yu Jingbo immediately handed a glass of wine
"Drink! Please remember to ask for leave next time you go out! ”
Wang Sen said with round eyes
"Did you drink too much! It's easy to pick up the wine for people, what are you doing with the wine in front of me if you have nothing to do? ”
Yu Jingbo smiled
"Look at what you said, the snowflakes haven't fallen yet, how can I drink too much! I'm afraid you've drunk too much and forgotten that I said that you have to ask for leave for all of your food, drink, and Lazar, otherwise you will run out one by one, and you won't be able to find anyone later, wouldn't that be a mess? ”
Wang Sen rolled his eyes angrily and drank in one breath, Wang Jinbao burped, touched his somewhat rounded belly, and said forcibly
"Next!"
In the process of playing the customs, everything on the table should be passed, one after another asked for leave, covered his stomach and ran out, halfway through the pass, Wang Jinbao felt that the stomach would rumble when he touched it, as if he drank one more drop, it was possible to directly broadcast it live, there was no way to punish himself for a cup, ran to the toilet and opened the door, but someone inside was vomiting, so he ran to the backyard, just walked out of the door A cool breeze hit, first shivered, and then the stomach was like a fountain of mixture, and flew out directly, Then he squatted on the ground and wiped his tears, and said helplessly
"Oops! I really don't know what's so good about this wine! ”
(End of chapter)