(Substitute Chapter 2)

(Substitute for the original small theater)

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Detective Daily Life (1)

I'm a stationery delivery person.

One day, someone asked me, "If I buy a 0.5 yuan rubber sassafras, can I help deliver it to Yuanhu Park, which is 10,000 meters away from the stationery store?" ”

I thought about it.

Yuanhu Park is 10,000 meters away from the stationery store, passing through the 8,000-meter-long North Ring Road on the way.

The speed limit of the North Ring Road is 40kmh, and t=sv is calculated according to the speed of 40 (t is the time, s is the distance, v is the speed,) and substituted into the formula t=8000÷(40×1000)=0.2, hour;

0.2 hours = 12 minutes, which means that it takes 12 minutes to complete the 8000-meter journey of the North Ring Road.

The remaining 2,000 meters are 15 kmh by bike, which takes about 8 minutes.

It takes 5 minutes to arrive at Yuanhu Park from the stationery store plus braking and changing riding, and it takes about 25 minutes for 12+8+5=25.

I raised my head and looked at the process regulations of the stationery store, and rejected him without hesitation: "Sorry, 0.5 yuan does not meet the minimum delivery standard, and our stationery store stipulates a minimum delivery of more than 200 yuan." ”

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Detective Daily Life (2)

The scene of a murder in a closed room.

"The deceased was fatally killed by a sharp weapon through the heart through the back, and the approximate time of death was around 8 p.m."

Detective Xiao Ming stood up and re-examined the inside of the house.

"There are no extra footprints on the ground, and the furniture in the house is placed normally, with no obvious signs of fighting."

Xiao Ming walked to the table again, took out a magnifying glass and approached the edge of the cup on the table, with a solemn expression, "There are obvious lipstick marks on the cup, and a trace of long silver hair was also found on the wound of the deceased. ”

"The deceased's Marxlati brakes, which were parked outside the house, were tampered with."

"An insider said that the Ma x Lati was given by the deceased's ex-girlfriend who participated in his ex-girlfriend's 80th birthday." Xiao Ming continued.

"What does this mean?" Everyone couldn't help but ask.

Xiao Ming turned around and looked assured, "There is only one truth!" This is a premeditated love killing, and the murderer is the deceased's ex-girlfriend who has just passed her 80th birthday! ”

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Detective Daily Life (3)

This Saturday, I met Detective Xiao Ming on the street.

I haven't seen an old friend for many years, and Xiao Ming and I sat on a bench in Yuanhu Park and talked about homely things.

"Are you going on a blind date?" I asked suddenly.

Xiao Ming was stunned for a second, and looked up in confusion: "How do you know?"

"When I met you, I saw you rubbing dust on your shoeshine with a tissue. You've just gone to the salon to get your hair styled, and the hairspray on your hair hasn't dried yet. ”

"During our conversation, you raised your hand to look at your watch three times and straightened your tie seven times. I think you should take this blind date very seriously. ”

"You have a faint perfume smell on you, and it's a limited edition fragrance called 'Love at First Sight'." I continued.

After listening, Xiao Ming looked at me with a look of admiration: "You are also a detective, why are you so good!" ”

Me: "It's 5 minutes until 12 noon, it's almost time, go ahead, don't be late!" ”

Xiao Ming raised his hand and looked at his watch again, nodded and stood up to say goodbye to me.

I looked up at Xiao Ming's departing back and smiled.

- Young man, I won't tell you that your blind date is the eldest daughter of Aunt Wang next door, who weighs 280 pounds

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Getting closer, getting closer......

When Ai Xiaoqiang's bicycle was still three meters away from the front of her car, seeing that Ai Xiaoqiang was about to fall in front of her car, in order to avoid being touched by the other party, Hua Fei glanced at the rearview mirror, and after making sure that there was no car behind, she suddenly reversed the car two meters backwards and reopened the distance from Ai Xiaoqiang.