After reading the book, the address of [Wanbenshen Station]: Avoid the pain of chasing books!

Yu Jingbo rolled his eyes angrily

"Oops! You uncle, Sun Monkey studying, good student! When did you become so well-behaved! The school prohibits falling in love, why do you say Li Yun I love you in the classroom, the saliva on the phone is dripping, open your mouth and shut up a little ghost! Aren't you afraid that the school will sweep away pornography and sweep your kid home directly? ”

Wang Jinbao glared, and then said with a wicked smile

"Get out of the way! Brother, I am in free love, pursuing perfect love, and has a relationship with sweeping pornography! But the whole bottle is a crime against the wind, if it is discovered, then we are really not far from death! ”

Yu Jingbo sneered, and said helplessly

"Get out of the way! Still pursuing perfect love, I see that you kid is pure pipe dream! You kid sometimes knocks on the top of his head and his heels ring! But when you get into the horns, sometimes it's really ten cows that can't pull it back! Young people, don't be naïve, we are now technical school students, not middle school students, some systems are just a frame, as long as we don't do anything out of the ordinary, go back to the dormitory to sleep obediently after drinking, and ensure that there is nothing at all! Besides, can you be normal, the school leaders on the big weekend have already gone home, the student union can sneak home, and the people who stay on duty don't know for a long time, where to go on a date with the girl, how can you have the time and energy, run to the dormitory to check one by one, to see who is drinking! At best, ask Liu Baoxu and Yue Gang, if there is anyone in our class who doesn't go home at night! You just say a word now, will you go tomorrow or not? If you don't dare to go, continue to nest in the bed to cultivate mites, soak in the phone booth to cultivate feelings, brother, I will disturb you! ”

When Wang Jinbao heard this, although he was afraid of drinking, in the face of the new school, the first birthday party of his classmates, it was obviously inappropriate not to go, and in the long run, he was afraid that he would be labeled as unsocial, or even slowly isolated, so he hurriedly said with a smile

"Look at what you're talking about, the sky is falling and it's not just me alone! You're not afraid of a rich second generation, what are I afraid of as a dick! So go! Must go! Brother Yu's field is not going, who is going to go to the field! ”

Yu Jingbo said with a smile

"That's a must! Who made us brothers! Tomorrow at 12 o'clock at noon, Hongfu Hotel will be seen and gone! Then you continue to grow fat first, and I'll go to other dormitories for a walk! Organize more people to be lively! ”

Wang Jinbao said with a smile

"Hello! It's best to call all the seven fairies, wouldn't that be more lively! ”

Yu Jingbo stopped instantly when he heard this, turned around and said with an extremely rich expression

"Huh! Don't dare! ”

Wang Jinbao said with some wonder when he saw this

"Is it true that when men smoke and drink, they have stories? Why don't you dare to do this? ”

Unexpectedly, Yu Jingbo sneered

"Men do have stories when they have cigarettes and alcohol, but I'm afraid that you will be drunk and promiscuous, and you will harm the seven fairies! Wouldn't we be complicit in that then! Therefore, the Seven Fairies must not be called! If you have needs, my brother can think of other ways for you, through other channels, to find you a few heart-warming ones! You know! ”

Wang Jinbao was instantly anxious

"Get out! Brother, although I don't have a good drinking style, my style is absolutely fine! Hurry up and do what you want to do! ”

Yu Jingbo smiled

"That's it! Haven't you heard that the style of wine is the style, and the amount of alcohol is the amount of belly! You don't have to pretend either! Even if your eyeballs fly out, your noble soul has been betrayed by your lewd image! Man! Who doesn't make a mistake! After drinking tomorrow, depending on the situation, if you can stand still by holding on to the wall, brother, I will meet all your reasonable and unreasonable requirements! ”

Wang Jinbao snorted

"Don't worry! If you want to pour me into the wall, I'm afraid you still need to practice hard! Don't forget! Brother, I am two and a half pounds of liquor, and beer is poured casually! You better think about it, you were carried back like this! ”

When Yu Jingbo heard this, he lifted the beer belly that looked like he was pregnant, and patted it fiercely

"Cut! Two and a half pounds of liquor, beer can be poured casually! This has become the old yellow calendar! Brother, I don't have snowflakes now, I don't float, I don't fall when the toilet doesn't fall, I don't fall! The person who can carry me back with what I drink may not have been born yet! ”

Wang Jinbao glanced at his mouth, looked at the ceiling, and said in a bit of panic

"Look! Smallpox is starting to fall dirt! Get out of here! Don't drink it when the time comes, everyone holds hands and says, brother, I'm wrong! The eyes are wide open, and I can't pull it when I run towards the women's toilet! ”

Yu Jingbo rolled his eyes angrily

"Get out of the way! Our dormitory is a building, not a cave, how can there be slag! ”

Wang Jinbao sneered

"It's true that our dormitory is a building, but if you blow it, it's about to become a dangerous building! Hurry up and do what you want to do! Tomorrow, use the measuring cylinder of the wine table to measure, and it will be clear who has a few pounds and a few taels! ”

Yu Jingbo was directly overjoyed when he heard this

"Good! I like to have personality! Then we'll see each other at the wine table tomorrow! ”

After speaking, humming a small song and walking out, Wang Jinbao fell into deep contemplation, because of his life trajectory, it can be said that because of a small bottle of iron man wine, there was a ninety-degree turn, his college dream was shattered, and the road to getting ahead was cut off, turned into a small pile of loess, a few years later, it was flooded by weeds and slowly razed to the ground, leaving no trace!

Thinking of this, Wang Jinbao smiled bitterly, thinking that going to drink wine is not going to the execution ground, since everyone has blown the cow into the sky, let's see whose cow flies in the sky for a long time, and then the wine table is originally a river and lake, by the way, let's understand how deep the water in this small river and lake is in the class.

After Wang Jinbao called Li Chunyan the next day, it was almost eleven o'clock, and he wanted to go out early to see if there was anything he needed help with, but when he thought about it again, he hadn't eaten yet, and if he went out, he would be invited to the table for a wild drink, and if he wanted to vomit and have nothing in his stomach, it would really blow the cowhide!

So he immediately turned around and came to the king of fried noodles to eat a plate of fried noodles, and then bought a bag of pure milk and drank it, burping with anticipation and panic and walked towards the school gate, and after a while, the tricycle stopped at the door of a restaurant that looked very high-grade, just got off Yu Jingbo, and immediately handed over a cigarette

"Oops! There are more than a dozen big guys, I'm waiting for you now, you're really calm, I thought you died in your phone booth! ”

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