After reading the book, the address of [Wanbenshen Station]: Avoid the pain of chasing books!

Liu Bin was startled when he saw this, and then stepped forward and grabbed Wang Jinbao, and said helplessly

"Oops! What do you do, can you stabilize the point a little, why are you always so frizzy! Since your name is on the blackboard, where is the letter placed, and it won't fly with wings, what a monkey is in a hurry! ”

Wang Jinbao glared at him and said very proudly

"What do you mean by that? My female buddy said that the letter had been sent for a long time, and I thought it was lost, or the address was not written correctly, and it was sent back directly! Now that I'm finally getting some news, do you think I can't get excited? All right! Hurry up and eat! ”

Unexpectedly, Liu Bin still held Wang Jinbao's arm tightly, and said with a wicked smile

"It's a good letter to say that half a day! No wonder I'm so obsessed with it, I don't even eat my favorite fried noodles! However, if you listen to people's advice to eat a full meal, no matter what you do, you must first fill your stomach! ”

Wang Jinbao saw that this guy didn't let go, and thought to himself that he was ready to let himself bleed some blood, although he was very reluctant, but when he thought of Li Chunyan, how could he seem to melt, the sound of everything in the world, and felt that everything else was nothing, so he shook off Liu Bin's hand and said helplessly

"Good brother, don't make any more trouble! Hurry up and let me go, can you drink Coke when you're done? I really don't dare to delay any longer, otherwise there will be no one in the distribution room in the past, who will I ask for it! Who knows that it will have to wait until the Year of the Monkey and the Horse Month! I'm begging you, okay? ”

Liu Bin was directly overjoyed when he heard this, and the hand he had just let go of instantly went up and grabbed Wang Jinbao's arm

"Talking counts? You volunteered to invite me to a Coke? Don't regret it then! ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless when he saw this, and said while trying to break Liu Bin's hand

"Oops! Good brothers! You put your heart in your belly! As long as I can get the letter smoothly, don't say a bottle of Coke, and then add a plate of fried noodles to you! ”

Liu Bin swished when he heard this, let go of Wang Jinbao's arm, licked his lips and said with a smile

"Good! Deal! Let's go buy me a Coke first, and then finish eating the fried noodles, and I'll tell you where the letter is! ”

Wang Jinbao felt that there was something in the words, so he immediately stepped forward and began to search Liu Bin's body for a while, but there was nothing in his pocket except a pen, so he yelled at him angrily

"Oops! You're a pretend, a coward! There's nothing in your pocket but a broken pen! Please also eat fried noodles and drink Coke, you tell me where the letter is, what will you give me when the time comes? ”

Unexpectedly, Liu Bin smiled, poked Wang Jinbao lightly, and pointed to a girl who had just walked by

"Do you think that girl's legs are long, her pants are pretty, and her body is great?"

When Wang Jinbao heard this, he was extremely surprised at first, and glanced at the scholar who looked polite and polite with his eyes, usually a girl borrowed a homework reference from him, and his face would be red for a long time, but he was still a sullen man, so he said a little irritably

"I'm sorry, I'm insulating with girls! Because no matter how beautiful the legs are, in my eyes, they are ultimately a cannon rack! No matter how beautiful the pants are, to put it bluntly, they are just a fig leaf! No matter how good the figure is, you can't get rid of the fate of having children without accidents! May I ask you what you say, does it have anything to do with whether I can get the letter or not? Aren't you known as a top student? Haven't you heard that wasting other people's time is tantamount to murdering for money! Wasting your own time is tantamount to chronic suicide, may I ask you to hold on to me now, wasting each other's time here, what's the point of doing such things that harm others and yourself? ”

Liu Bin sneered, staring at Wang Jinbao with his eyes and said

"What's that? Are you insulated with girls? May I ask if you blush when you say this? Do you believe it yourself? If a modern girl walks in front of you right now and suddenly farts, and you don't have a nose like a dog and sniff it, what will you let me do in the future? You don't care where the faith is! ”

Wang Jinbao glared angrily, and wanted to turn around and leave, but this guy's physique can divide himself into two, so he said helplessly

"Oops! Nabs! Are you obsessed with lust! Since it's a fart, no matter who it is, it must stink when it comes out! Could it be that according to your meaning, the fart released by the beauty smells of perfume, and it simply convinces you! It's really worthy of using the lower body to think about the problems of other people's lower body! The day is so well disguised, please ask if you are tired! ”

Unexpectedly, Liu Bin glanced at it and said directly

"Don't forget that we are all men, when you scold people, don't even scold yourself when you scold out! You're right, but you're going in the wrong direction! Haven't you heard that the direction is wrong, and stopping is progress! In order to help you improve, my brother decided to correct this mistake for you! ”

Wang Jinbao was directly speechless, and said extremely irritably

"Oops! I know that in the eyes of your high-ranking scholars, I will always be a rotten scumbag of scum! What did I do wrong again today! Hurry up and say, I'm really busy! ”

Liu Bin glared, and then looked directly at Wang Jinbao's jeans

"You kid is really scolding and never swearing, except for migrant workers, where did you come from! Didn't you claim to be back then, I don't know how many innocent girls fell under your torn jeans? Didn't you use your own lower body to harm someone else's lower body? I'm embarrassed to say it! ”

Wang Jinbao sneered when he heard this, and said with great puzzlement

"Oops! You're so funny! What a sacred thing, how it becomes like a scene of reproduction in the animal world in your eyes! Besides, what's wrong with that? Haven't you heard that men and women love that is something you are willing to do, and the baby in the crotch, if it is just for peeing, then directly weld a spout with stainless steel, connect it to a plastic pipe, and you don't even have to take off your pants when you pee in the future! And I don't think I've broken the law! Are you ready to kill your relatives in righteousness, on behalf of the lovelorn girls in the world, and uphold justice! ”

Liu Bin smiled when he heard this, and said with a wicked smile at the root of Wang Jinbao's ear

"You're finally on point! Although you can hold pens in your pockets, both men and women, but the same pants are worn on different people, and the things in the crotch look very different! Don't forget that we're brothers, and I don't have a kettle spout in my crotch! So I'm not going to pretend, force! Buy a Coke and eat and go! ”

Wang Jinbao was speechless directly, he didn't expect to say that for a long time, this guy was waiting for him here, and he was angry and turned in a circle, and then said extremely helplessly

"Oops! Today I finally understand why people often say that hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated! Your mind is filthy to the extreme! Little brother, I sighed to myself, I might as well lose it, I'm going to get the letter! ”

Liu Bin stood there and glared

"If you don't invite Coke and fried noodles today, you will take the letter, and I will believe it to you in the future! If you want to run more wrongful ways, then hurry up! ”

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