Chapter 393: Thirty-six Tricks to Slip Away

Yu Jingbo patted Zhu Chengxing on the shoulder, and said excitedly

"Good! There is personality! I like it! As the saying goes, if you can't change others, you can only change yourself! Since you can't make Lu Yang as tall as you, then you can only become shorter than him! It's obviously unrealistic to want your mother to give birth to you again! Besides, even if you are born again, the genes can't be changed, and it won't help! ”

Lu Yang glared at Yu Jingbo fiercely, and said angrily

"You kid can't talk at all! According to you, I have a genetic problem? Is there such a burying person as you? ”

Zhu Chengxing hurriedly took Lu Yang's words, and said with round eyes

"Dead fish, if you want to say it, just say it, don't go around the bend here, scolding around the bush, is it fun? Besides, if you scold, it's the same as a fart, a gust of wind will blow away without a trace, you don't get tired of wasting these spittle stars! ”

Yu Jingbo glanced at these two guys, and smiled bitterly in great confusion, thinking that he didn't expect that two things that were said to be intolerable could actually wear a pair of pants, it seems that there are really only eternal interests, and there are no eternal enemies, so he sighed and said with a wicked smile

"Look at what you two are doing, the originally clean dormitory is flying around by your two whole dog hair! In fact, Lao Zhu's question is really simple, it's just that you have drilled the tip of the horns! In the future, as long as you talk to Lu Yang, in fact, you are not only lying on the ground, you can look up at Lu Yang like a starry sky! It's okay to kneel on the ground, look up at Lu Yang like a starry sky, and Lu Yang doesn't bow his head to you, he feels embarrassed, wouldn't this achieve your expected goal! ”

At this time, Lu Yang didn't mention how happy he was in his heart, thinking about his monkey brother, I didn't expect this guy, waiting here, he was so talented, Zhu Chengxing was flushed, and glared at Yu Jingbo fiercely, I wanted to follow a cannibalistic human trafficker, not to do personnel things, and have a good theory, but after thinking about it, no matter what you say, people are reasonable, the most important thing is that this guy didn't say a single dirty word, it was really bad to the bones, but he just boasted about Haikou, so he sighed angrily and walked towards his bed.

Yu Jingbo found this guy and was about to slip away, thinking that he couldn't treat it well today, you guy bullied people, you still think that honest people, his monkey brother is really all made of noodles, you can rub it as much as you want, so he grabbed Zhu Chengxing and said with a wicked smile

"Oops! Don't you think it's troublesome for Lu Yang to bow his head? As I said just now, as long as it's okay, you promise to do what I say! How come you forgot what you just said so quickly? ”

Liu Jialong is even more of a master who doesn't think it's a big deal to see the excitement, and said with a smile in an instant

"There is nothing wrong with Lao Yu's words, Lao Zhu is a man, if he says it, it is like a steel nail, how can he break his promise, you let the big guy, how will you look at you in the future! Hurry up and do what the old fish said, how about the effect? ”

Although Zhu Chengxing is as clear as a mirror in his heart, he knows that Yu Jingbo and Lu Yang have successfully brought themselves to the pit, and he also knows that these two guys have called a bulldozer, as long as the time is ripe, they are ready to bury themselves at any time, but he has not yet spoken, it is like scolding people, and he has returned to his mouth without paying attention, the top priority must be to create greater contradictions, divert the attention of these two guys, and then find a chance to get out, so he grabbed Liu Jialong's collar, As he walked towards the door, he yelled in great anger

"The surname Liu! I can't speak, so please shut up, there's nothing to do without you! Otherwise I'll make you regret it!"

Liu Jialong was completely stunned by this sudden disaster, his mind was blank, he grabbed Zhu Chengxing's hand tightly, and said helplessly

"Hey! Lao Zhu! Are you sick? What do you have to do to smoke me! You let go of your hand first and tell me clearly! ”

Wang Jinbao looked at Yu Jingbo and Lu Yang, standing in place with a depressed face, his eyes were hooked, looking at the two good iron buddies who were usually like twin brothers, and the good ones were actually like two roosters fighting for the right to continue their offspring, he himself also recalled Liu Jialong's words carefully, and found that there was nothing out of the ordinary, even if it was a bit of a taste of fueling the fire, but it was not as good as these two guys fighting, but before he could figure it out, Zhu Chengxing stood at the door and pushed Li Jialong away, pursed his eyes and said to Yu Jingbo with a round glare

"The surname Yu and the surname Lu, do you think that the donkey rolls on the ground and is very comfortable, so you want me to give up the good person and follow you as a beast on the ground! You two boys are thinking about good things all day long! And you think that everyone is the same as you, you want to give birth to a lamb, for two or two goat milk, as long as there is milk to eat, you will kneel down immediately, don't forget that people must have backbone to live! Therefore, I advise you to take advantage of the heart of early death and learn donkey barking with the two of you! Now I see you two, I only know that rolling on the spot and living have no backbone to call a donkey, not only do I have no appetite at all, but I just want to run towards the toilet! Good bye! ”

When Yu Jingbo heard this, he was angry and saw Lu Yang pushing him to sit on the bed, and flew towards the door with an arrow, but Zhu Chengxing had already smeared oil on the soles of his feet and ran downstairs

"Grandma's! What a shame! I didn't expect my brother and I, who had beaten a wild boar all my life, and today I was actually scolded by a domestic pig, not only scolded by Meimei, but also slipped under my nose. If you don't want him, you'd better not go back to the dormitory, or I'll have to pull out his two symbolic pig teeth and smash them to pieces! Don't believe you! ”

Lu Yang touched his waist, which was just right, and said helplessly

"That's it! You can pull out the pig's tooth or not! Eat pig's head meat! Please, don't hurt the innocent, okay? Grandma's, I wondered, why was it always me who was hurt! It seems that I will stay away from you in the future, otherwise I don't know how I will die! ”

Yu Jingbo glared at him, and didn't say a word angrily, while Liu Jialong stood at the door, touching his pinched red neck, and said extremely depressedly

"Hey! Don't talk about it anymore, I was originally an innocent passerby, but I was pulled up by this guy to be a shield, who do I tell if I am bitter! Brother Monkey, who did I recruit and provoke! The latest chapter of the "Invincible Little Migrant Worker Claw Book House" is free to read for the first time.