How can it be runic water?

I was confused.

Obviously, I had seen small visions before, and it must have something to do with drinking this talisman water......

Tian Qi touched his chin and said that he dared to love this person who made you whole, or your peers?

How's that, do you think of who it is?

I shook my head and said with a bitter face: I can't imagine that in the whole town, I know that I can draw talismans, except for my father, I don't seem to be able to find a second person.

"That's the frog at the bottom of your well, in terms of painting talisman attainments, Master Ding is indeed unprecedented, but it doesn't mean that this technology was invented by him." Tian Qi poured himself a cup of tea and took a sip gently.

I frowned and said, "Is it really Ding Butu who is trying to fix me behind my back?" ”

Poof-

Tian Qi squirted out a mouthful of tea, choking him and coughing, and said speechlessly: "How can anyone say that about his own father?" Even if Master Ding made mistakes when he was young, he didn't say anything to you. ”

I didn't say anything.

Although I don't fully agree with Tian Qi's words, Ding Butu really doesn't have any bad intentions towards me.

A father with bad intentions will not scold his son for dying early and getting out early, while thinking about how to help his son get out of trouble, and he will not hesitate to violate the principle to give Ma Manman a yin charm.

Tian Qi said: Now that the enemy is dark and I am clear, you had better be careful during this time.

I said this is not a solution, you can't hide from him for the rest of your life, right?

"What, do you still want to get him out?" Tian Qi said with a smile, "I advise you to dispel this idea, judging from that strange formation, the other party must be not small, even if you find him, you can't play with others." ”

I sighed, depressed to death.

It's not long before I die, and there's a haunted guy hiding behind me, I really don't know if God deliberately went against me.

If you are Ding Butu's enemy, go to Ding Butu, what do you mean by always pestering me?

*

In the afternoon, I was bored surfing the Internet in the store when a woman walked in the door.

The woman had big wavy chestnut hair, wore a mask, and had a plump figure that twisted her hips when she walked.

"Huh, it's you?"

I was stunned and immediately recognized the woman who had been in the store a few days ago.

At that time, she was also wearing a mask, sneaky, and was about to draw a talisman with me, but two customers, a man and a woman, came, and she suddenly slipped away.

The woman smiled and said, "Do you remember me?"

I said remember, didn't you come last time, and I wonder why I left all of a sudden.

The woman sighed, there was an urgent matter at the time, so she left without saying hello.

I asked her, do you want to draw a talisman?

"Yes, draw a talisman, I want to draw a talisman!"

The woman nodded and leaned over to me.

A pungent smell of perfume, too strong to be true.

Ahh

I sneezed and said Sister, you stand a little farther away, I'm allergic to perfume smells.

The woman stepped back a little.

In fact, I'm just allergic to this kind of perfume with a particularly strong smell, that kind of pure natural fragrance, girl's body fragrance or something, and I will definitely not have this reaction.

The scent on this woman's body smells a little strange, but looking at how she is dressed, she doesn't look like someone who sprays that kind of inferior perfume?

But when I smell it, it's very uncomfortable.

Moreover, when she approached me just now, a faint cold current surged, which made my hairs stand on end.

A person like me with the life of "smiling nine springs" is naturally sensitive to cold and yin qi.

I wonder if there is something dirty hidden on this woman's body?

Seeing that I didn't speak, the woman wondered, "Master, what are you looking at me for?" ”

I pinched my nose and asked her, is there any way to wear this perfume?

I deliberately bit the word "doorway" very hard.

When the woman heard this, her face was shocked at first, and then she became surprised.

"Master, you really have the ability!"

"To tell you the truth, some time ago, I went to the Southeast Regions and bought a box of things called 'Love Cream' from a mage, saying that if I apply it to my body every day, I can harvest love."

The woman smiled embarrassedly: "This thing smells quite big, I thought about covering it up with perfume, but I didn't expect it to be self-defeating and make it smell bigger." “”

I thought to myself, no wonder, and said: This love ointment, like its name, should be the same as its name, it is to increase the relationship, right?

The woman nodded.

"Does it work?" I asked.

"Nope." The woman said with a bitter face.

I laughed and said, "What effect do you want?"

"Of course it's to make my beloved fall in love with me." The woman smiled shyly and took off the mask on her face.

It's not very good-looking, but it definitely has nothing to do with ugly words, and with this figure, she is a very attractive woman.

It's a pity that it's just dressed up, a little too explicit, resulting in a smell of wind and dust.

I couldn't help but start wondering who she was.

The woman seemed to see my thoughts, and said with a smile: "Don't guess, as you think, I come out to work at night." ”

"That's ......"

I scratched my head, a little embarrassed.

The woman's name is Chen Yanyan, and she works at the drunken KTV in the town.

Chen Yanyan's work mainly accompanies guests to drink, sing, and chat.

Then, she sighed and said that she knew that I looked down on her, in fact, sometimes, she also regretted it, wasted a lot of her youth, lost her dignity, and is still a single dog.

I was busy saying how could it be, with your condition, there will definitely be no shortage of suitors.

Chen Yanyan shook her head and said: You don't understand, those people who keep saying that they like me are all hungry for me, and they really get along with them, and within a few days, they will kick you away - I want to find a true love now! What love!

True love?

My head is a little big, and I can't help but think of the prostitute in "The King of Comedy", who keeps saying that he is looking for true love.

It's just that in this kind of fireworks land, most people don't even bother to make a scene, and how many will go to find the so-called true love?

Chen Yanyan sighed and whispered, "Master, I know you must be curious why I ran away in a panic as soon as those two people came in last time."

"yes, why?" I'm curious.

"Because the man is one of my customers, the last time he was in KTV, he ordered me, and in the middle of the game, his wife suddenly broke in and slapped me a few times." Chen Yanyan said.

I don't understand, I said okay, why did his wife beat you?

Chen Yanyan blushed and said: Master Ding, you are still too young to understand the doorway of that place - although nothing will happen to me and that customer, it is inevitable that you will generally be a wine accompanier, hugging and kissing.

I touched my nose and thought to myself, no wonder other people's wives come to trouble you, and no wonder you ran away when you saw two people......

Chen Yanyan sighed and said: Our town is not big, I don't see anyone who looks down and looks up, I don't know what other girls think, but I don't have the face to continue to do it - so, I just pondered, in your talisman to increase love, when I get along with the person I like, I will resign and leave Xishui Town together. ”

I nodded and said, "Understood, but before I draw a talisman for you, can I ask what the identity of the person you like?"

Chen Yanyan sneered and said, "I know what you're worried about, don't worry, the other party is a single, young man in his early twenties, working as a chef in a small restaurant in the west of town."

I was relieved to hear her say this-I'm afraid that if this Chen Yanyan likes a married man, she will cause trouble and affect me.

I told Chen Yanyan that this painting is divided into yin and yang, and yang is a positive symbol, there will be no cause and effect, as long as you are sincere, you will be able to get what you want sooner or later.

"How long is it sooner or later?" Chen Yanyan asked.

"This ...... It's hard to say, it's months as fast, years or even longer as slow. I said.

Chen Yanyan hesitated for a moment and said, "What about the Yin Talisman?" ”

"The effect of the Yin Charm is much faster, and you can see obvious effects in a few days." I say.

"Then what else is there to think about, of course it's to draw yin charms!" Chen Yanyan said.

I smiled and said: Don't worry, I haven't finished my words yet - although the effect of the Yin Fu is fast, but because the things invited are more evil, if they are not used properly, there will be risks, and the price of the Yin Fu is much more expensive than the Yang Fu.

"I'm not afraid of risks, in my line of work, I have to bear risks every day, but the price, you can talk about it?" Chen Yanyan said with a smile.

I thought to myself that it was not easy to come to business, in case the price was too high, it would not be good to scare people away, and I was about to quote "20,000", when an abrupt voice suddenly sounded:

"One price, 100,000!"

Tian Qi walked in at some point.

I was speechless for a while, thinking to myself what kind of trouble did you come out to make trouble at this time, even if you make an offer, how can you start with 100,000 yuan?

Sure enough, Chen Yanyan frowned and said, "Master, who is he?"

"He ......"

"I'm his partner." Tian Qi interrupted me and said seriously: "Eldest sister, this yin talisman is not so easy to draw, once it is drawn, the person who draws the talisman will suffer huge karma, so 100,000 yuan is not expensive." ”

Chen Yanyan sneered and said that 100,000 yuan is not expensive? Why don't you grab it?

I secretly said in my heart that it was bad, this business was going to be yellow......

Tian Qi smiled slightly and said: If I guessed correctly, eldest sister, you earned 100,000 yuan last night alone, right?

Hearing this, Chen Yanyan's eyes suddenly widened, and she was shocked: You ...... How do you know?

"It's simple." Tian Qi said with a smile, "The place of heaven on your forehead is as shiny as jade, your eyebrows are protruding, your ears are facing pearls, from a distance, it seems that there are two more pearls on your ears, and your entire face is shrouded in a golden light, which means that you have just obtained a sum of money, a lot of money." ”

Chen Yanyan was dumbfounded when she heard this, and it took a long time before she exclaimed: "God, it's so god......"

"I'll tell you the truth, last night there was a particularly rich customer, who came to drink, and halfway through the drink, suddenly cried, as if he was out of love - I comforted him while blocking the wine for him, but guess what, I don't know if he was drunk and confused, or he was grateful to me, and directly gave me the card, transferred 100,000 yuan, and made me happy!"

Tian Qi smiled but did not speak, and his demeanor was calm.

I was not only amazed by Tian Qi's look-alike skills, but also envious of the woman's easy earning of 100,000 yuan, and couldn't help but sigh: "Damn it, the money is too easy, right?" ”

"You're a fart!"

Tian Qi laughed, walked over and put his arm around my neck, called me to the door, and whispered, "This money will be yours soon." ”

I smiled bitterly and said: That's the way it is, but this price seems to be too high?

"It's not high, it's not high at all, it's even less." Tian Qi said.

"How?" I don't understand.

"You'll find out later." Tian Qi shook his head and said, "After all, if you leak too many heavenly opportunities, you will lose your life." ”

I went back to the house and said to Chen Yanyan, sister-are you willing to pay 100,000?

Chen Yanyan said with a smile: I was definitely reluctant before, but now that I see the two masters with such magical powers, I feel that 100,000 yuan is indeed not expensive...... But then again, 100,000 is not a small number after all, what if it doesn't work then?

I patted my chest: no refund.

"Okay, that's a deal." Chen Yanyan nodded.

With the lesson from last time, I definitely don't dare to draw privet charms again this time.

After all, Chen Yanyan is a dusty woman, not to mention whether she will betray her lover after marriage, just because she often goes in and out of the land of fireworks, I am afraid that Xiaoju will die of her on the first day of her return!

After thinking about it and thinking about it, I decided to draw a "crazy man's resentment" for Chen Yanyan.

Chen Yanyan said: This name sounds very strange, is there any way to say it?

I smiled and told her that the so-called infatuated male resentment, infatuation, infatuation, male, man, resentment, is not obtained - because it can't be obtained, so it will be resentful.

The ghost of the infatuated man's resentment, he was a high school boy named Pony before his death.

In today's parlance, a pony is an out-and-out licking dog.

He liked a girl in the next class, brought her breakfast every day, ran errands for her, bought her aunt's towels, asked the teacher for hot water, and brought her food.

Girls are beautiful, there is never a shortage of boyfriends, one after another, and even good friends with ponies are better, but the love for ponies is unheard.

They see each other every day, but the daily communication often makes others unable to complain.

Girl: I'm so tired today, I haven't run on campus yet. Pony: I'll help you.

Girl: This dress can't be washed in the washing machine, so what should I do tomorrow? Pony: I'll wash it for you.

Girl: I do my homework...... Pony: I'll do it for you.

Pony has always adhered to the principle that licking may not be able to lick, but if you don't lick it, you won't have a chance to get it in your life.,Crazy pursuit of girls.。

Until one day, the girl got married, and on the wedding day, the girl said to the pony, don't come to me again, I don't like you, and I don't want to see you.

Since that day, the girl hasn't really seen the pony again.

Because, the pony committed suicide.

It has become a habit for him to lick the goddess, because he believes that as long as the goddess does not reject him, he will be able to open up the golden stone as he goes.

He always lived with an illusion, or an unrealistic hope.

But this time, the girl finally definitively rejects him, which is tantamount to shattering the pony's last hope.

So, with a stomach full of resentment and unwillingness, he set himself on fire......

Chen Yanyan heard the origin of the infatuated man's grievances, and suddenly became a little anxious, and said: Master Ding, listen to what you mean...... This pony didn't catch up with the woman he loves in the end, so you draw this talisman for me, is it useful?

I smiled and said: Of course it works, most of the yin souls in the yin talisman can't get it before they are alive, they can't be satisfied, and they become rune spirits with a sense of resentment, and then help the world realize their long-cherished wishes that they can't achieve in life.

"Okay, let's draw it." Chen Yanyan nodded.

I prepared the tools, and then used a knife to cut Chen Yanyan's finger and take a little blood.

When everything is done, recite the meditation mantra a few times.

Then start drawing the symbols.

Because of the experience of drawing yin talismans twice, this time I am much calmer.

Halfway through the drawing, I felt a cold hand on my hand, and began to control me, sketching on the yellow paper......

Halfway through, I don't know if it's an illusion, I heard a faint sound of a man sobbing and crying in my ears......

After the infatuated man's grudge was drawn, I handed the talisman to Chen Yanyan and told her to carry it with her, not to get dirty, to pay attention to moisture and other matters, especially not to destroy it by herself, otherwise she will bear the consequences.

Chen Yanyan hurriedly nodded in agreement.

After the transfer, Chen Yanyan looked painful and said to me: "Master Ding, 100,000 yuan has been transferred to you, don't cheat me......"

I couldn't cry or laugh, and said don't worry, I can't pit.

Chen Yanyan was still not very relieved, and asked me again, will she become like a pony and become a licking dog after she invited this idiot man?

When licking the dog, forget it, the main thing is to lick to the end, and there is nothing, which is too nesty and useless!

My face changed, and I was about to remind her not to talk nonsense, when Chen Yanyan suddenly screamed "ah", and her body suddenly curled up on the ground, rolling over and over.

"It's hot, it's hot, help......"