Chapter 196 The Days of Getting Along with Xianbei (Part II)
Director Jiang Wen's "One Step Away", the beginning of the movie, the beauty of the scale, is evocative.
Although the quality of the film itself is mediocre...
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In other words, these 20 high-car female slaves are really not short in height.
When I was adjusting the size of their clothes and shoes, I measured them roughly...
Boy!
The shortest female slave girl is also 1.65 meters tall.
The tallest one is close to the height of the shortest female mercenary, which is 1.71 meters.
If Su Li has been carefully selected for the sake of gifts, then the height difference will not be so bad... Therefore, it is estimated that the average height of the people of the Gaoche tribe should be taller than that of the people of the Central Plains or the Dongyi tribes.
Yes!
If you look at Su Li's height, he is one of the tallest in this group of clansmen. But when he stood up, even if he was wearing thick-soled cotton boots, he was only slightly taller than Tang Songyuan.
It's no wonder that the Xianbei clan leader, as soon as he saw the mercenary male o
Crossing all the women, they are naturally worshiped as gods and goddesses... To put it bluntly, it's because they're short.
After all, the mercenary male who wears thick-soled (anti-trap) military boots looks the shortest, and his dress height is at least close to 1.90 meters!
Therefore, it can also be inferred that the daily diet of Gaoche people must be very nutritious and very balanced... At least there is no shortage of meat, eggs, fruits and vegetables, and roots.
Look at these 20 slave girls...
Although their faces are indeed not complimentary; But the facial features are quite good... However, it is inevitable that there will be some pitted pits and folds; They have slightly larger skeletons, wide shoulders and wide hips, and even if they are slaves, they still have relatively plump figures.
This point is also incomparable to those refugee women around the 01A base.
Besides, the skin of these female slaves is really not a little worse...
However, as long as it has undergone modern bathing and skin care; As long as you have experienced modern makeup; As long as it has experienced modern aesthetic packaging... They can still "turn the ugly duckling into a phoenix" in the blink of an eye!"
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The story returns to the dinner scene.
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So...
After listening to the translation and learning about Su Li's "abacus", Luke laughed.
Because there is a lot of fluid in the ascites... And laughter is mainly an abdominal muscle exercise, so in case you laugh and squeeze your swollen bladder... Isn't it...
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When it comes to going to the toilet, modern standardized barracks will give priority to solving this concept.
When the conditions are poor, stay away from the living area and dig excretory pits; When conditions permit, temporary toilets are set up, and special personnel are assigned to clean, dump and landfill the filth; If the conditions are better, then go straight to the mobile toilet!
Just like Luke at this time, he uses a high-end mobile toilet. Similar to airline toilets, excrement is added directly to the "material" whenever the toilet is flushed.
Then...
Semi-dry compounds, which are extruded into vacuum packaging bags.
In the morning and evening, the toilets in charge of each squadron were collected and packed into boxes by special personnel. When time and capacity permit, the packaged excrement will be transported back to the base to be used as laboratory objects and fertilizer.
On the other hand, it is not the first time that the Xianbei people in this temporary station have heard of the concept of "toilet". The last time they had learned the rules of going to the toilet at the caravan station.
It's just that there is still a difference between the caravan's toilet and the toilet in Luke's station.
The toilet in the caravan, there was no flushing toilet, and you had to go up the stairs to the second floor and squat in the pit... So when the Xianbei turtle saw the toilet for the first time, it was completely confused.
Fortunately, the mercenaries have long been experienced...
After all, it has been countless times to teach natives to use toilets...
So, the toilets of each squadron are guarded in rotation!
I'm afraid that they will get drunk and forget, and then urinate next to the toilet, and then rinse their mouths directly with toilet water! Therefore, every mercenary in front of the toilet must make sure that when the natives go to the toilet, they can watch...
(In Base 01A, the damage and loss of individual public toilets were actually done by the natives.) Many natives simply think that they can use the toilet by taking it home! )
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After the lap dance performance, the Xianbei clan leaders who had returned to their senses resumed the lively drinking feast, until the second act, that is, the female slave girl who had just danced, entered the toast.
The female slaves are basically dressed up just now, nothing more than a thick down trench coat. But even so, these Xianbei turtles are still boiling in an instant!
20 beautiful women with bare legs, but they just left from the Suli table, and the other Xianbei clan leaders have already come up to surround them...
There is a sincere toast...
More ~ is to touch the legs and rub the oil!
The scene was not chaotic, but Su Li felt a little embarrassed.
After a while, Su Li shouted twice, and everyone sat back. After Sully consulted Luke, Luke asked the slave girls to accompany each table for a while; Don't scramble, there are opportunities.
After that, the banquet was naturally very lively.
Whenever the turtle picks up the slave girl who accompanies the wine, touches and flirts with it, the mercenaries at the same table also learn to look like a "hooligan", and they also have to kiss the slave girl on the first floor of the building.
Coming and going like this, as more and more wine was drunk, the thighs of the female slaves or something, the Xianbei clan leaders didn't care too much.
On the contrary, they feel that this heavenly court soldier is very humane...
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Early the next morning, the sound of the mercenaries training and washing once again inspired these Xianbei clan leaders. They also run like mercenaries... It's just that the running time is short.
Together with the mercenaries, they lined up to receive breakfast.
If you don't look at the clothing and hairstyle, then it is not an exaggeration to say that these Xianbei clan leaders are a bit of a recruit. Of course, the mercenaries were happy to explain a lot to them.
The more they can get used to the state of mercenaries, the less pressure they will have on military training in the future. Besides, these mercenaries with different accents and obvious differences in skin and hair colors were originally "self-cooked".
Therefore, the contagion, affinity, and charisma of the mercenaries are completely irresistible to the natives! Especially, when the Xianbei clan leaders found that the breakfast for two days was not the same...
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After breakfast, the mercenaries who had gone out on a mission set off front and back. Some of them ride motorcycles, some of them ride bicycles...
When the clan leaders thought that there would be something new in a while, Luke asked Su Li to organize the people, and then asked Su Li to pick a few who could fight and come out to "fight" with the mercenaries.
It's not new.
The rules of the game are still the same set set by Tang Songyuan before. Two mercenaries, casually fight against a random number of Xianbei, as long as the Xianbei team can resist within the specified time, it is considered a win.
Yes, the natives who saw the exoskeleton for the first time, of course, didn't think it was difficult. The old and the young all took off their clothes and shouted slogans, and their faces were full of anger.
Sully also wanted to express something.
However, Luke directly pulled him away, and said lightly: "Don't look at it, it's boring, all of you adults can't last fifty breaths..."
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Well?
So what did Luke want to take Suri for?
Take him to, of course...
Look in the mirror!
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When the two-meter-high fitting mirror, ten sides, in a semi-circular posture, unfolded in front of Su Li, Su Li's shocked expression could no longer be described in words!
It's just that I came back from breakfast, why did this strange thing suddenly appear out of thin air? Suli, that's what mutters about it.
Yes!
More than half an hour ago, he was still drinking tea and sobering up with Luke in the command room. In his opinion, these reflective and photogenic "monsters"...
It was too coincidental to appear...
He also used half of his body to actively block in front of Luke.
Looking at his gestures, Luke didn't know whether to laugh or be moved. But... Luke felt that he still had to explain: "Ah~ Don't panic, brother, this, it's just a dressing mirror...
Nothing more! ”
All right~
Right at the joint where Luke spoke~
Su Li has already taken the pulley bow hanging on the back waist... Arrows... Ready to shoot!
It can be seen that even if he was drunk last night, he didn't forget to play and practice.
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Isn't it weird?
Obviously, in the mirror, Su Li can see his own reflection, but why is he so shocked as if he is facing a great enemy!?
The reason is simple:
Because long before the birth of the "mercury mirror", the vast majority (99%) of pre-modern human beings have never seen such a clear "image"!
It is no exaggeration to say that it is glass processing technology that has shaped the worldview, outlook on life and self-identification ability of modern human beings; In addition, glass-related technology has completely forged the 21st century!
In the same way, Su Li of the original time and space, before, at most, had seen his "illusory" appearance in the calm lake, water surface, water basin, and gray bronze mirror...
Even if at the moment, the person in the mirror is doing the same action as him, he... I just think it's called "dementoring"... And I don't think that's "my own deity"!
Thereupon...
Sou~
Syllable...
The first to bear the brunt of the interview mirror was shot in the head...
To be continued