The man was lying naked in the courtyard with a white towel around him.

There was also a small table beside him, full of hard dishes such as hooves and spicy boiled fish, and he also held a plate in his hand, picked up a thick piece of fried oyster mushrooms and sent them to his mouth, and finally took a sip of slightly drunk wine, how comfortable and comfortable his expression was.

That's a good spirit, isn't it? There is no trace of what Hua Xingping said about whether he is going to die or not.

And there are white flowers on the body, where is there any bow?

Hua Xingping saw that Hua Butterfly and I looked unconvinced, and hurriedly explained: "This disease is also evil, and it is covered with hair all over the house, and it dissipates when he sees the light, so I asked him to take off his clothes and come out to bask in the sun." ”

So that's what happened.

While speaking, Hua Wu, who was naked, had already glanced at us several times, and then looked at Fang Ping and said, "What's the matter with the old thing?" This is the Mr. Yin and Yang you invited back? ”

Hua Xingping nodded: "This is Master Xiao Shouyi." ”

The corners of Hua Wu's mouth twitched, and he said disdainfully: "Master? I'm right to look at the little white face. Where is there such a good-looking master? It's right to swagger and cheat. ”

"Hey! Brat! ”

"Your little white face deceived the little beauties around you to believe it, and deceived me to be a little tenderer. Hurry up, go back and forth, don't get in my way in the sun. ”

I sneered: "You want to be a little white face, but unfortunately you don't have that opportunity." ”

"Didn't a rich woman come up with a wallet for you before, if it weren't for your looming red bow syndrome, wouldn't you have been on the rise from now on?"

"it!"

Hua Wu immediately spit out a piece of fish scale and looked at me: "How do you know?" ”

"I didn't tell anyone, not even my dad!"

I pointed to his nose: "There is a yellow gas of money in your wealth palace that has not faded, which means that you just got a windfall a few days ago and haven't spent it!" ”

"And this anger comes from the palace of his wife and concubine, but your father said that you are not married yet, how can you have a wife to give you money?"

"Look at the intensity of the yellow qi and know that this amount of money is not small, even if you are in love, which girl will give you a large amount of money? It can only mean that you are taken by a rich woman. ”

"People can tell you to think about it, don't reject her so early!"

"it!"

Hua Wu immediately got up from his chair and rushed at me: "Master! ”

I was about to tell him not to shake hands, but Hua Butterfly screamed "ah", covered her eyes and ran behind me and scolded: "Hooligans! ”

After a closer look, it turned out that the white towel that was covered in the key place when he stood up had fallen off, and now it was really called a company not to hang, and there was nothing on his body.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Hua Wu hurriedly picked up the white towel and surrounded it, but was slapped by Hua Xingping in the clouds: "You don't go in and put on some clothes!?" ”

Hua Wu hurriedly ran in.

When he got dressed and came out, I saw red dots all over his body like butterfly wings, and I didn't know that I thought he had chickenpox.

I saw that this thing was indeed evil, and there was no red bow syndrome that would loom like this.

I asked Hua Wu if he had offended anything recently except for that beautiful woman?

Because I just opened my eyes with cow tears, there is not even a ghost shadow around him, and his face does not have a tendency to be haunted by grievances, and now he is likely to be rectified like this.

Hua Wutou thought about it for a long time and said that there were too many people to offend, and I almost fainted with Hua Butterfly.

Seeing that this road didn't work, I only showed him his face again, but I saw that his C and D positions were crimson, which caused the land to catch fire on the face, and the main yang people were wronged and harmed each other, and the yin people would be injured by silver.

It shows that his red butterfly syndrome is caused by the silver swing of the woman in the family.

Hurriedly asked if there had been any cases of women stealing from people in their family.

Hua Xingping's face suddenly turned red and white for a while, but Hua Wu pushed him impatiently: "Oops! Dad, just tell the truth! Tell the master about that! ”

When I heard this, I hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Hua Xingping refused to say anything, and the angry Hua Wu pointed at him and scolded: "When are you still taking care of that little face, is your son's life important or your face important?" ”

Hua Xingping opened his mouth and stammered: "Of course... Of course, sons are important. ”

"But I can't say anything about it!"

"What's unspeakable!?"

As soon as Hua Wu heard that this matter might be related to his own life, he told them clearly about the little thing in their family like pouring beans into a bamboo tube: "Isn't it my mother's idea of stealing people?" ”

What's going on?

It turned out that Hua Wu's mother was Liu Luoying, and his father Hua Xingping grew up together since childhood, and it can be said that he was a childhood sweetheart, and later the two got married at the age of their parents, and Hua Xingping felt happy after marriage.

Who knows that when people reach middle age and their children are in their twenties, something ridiculous happened to Liu Luoying.

hooked up with the couple who opened an ironing shop in the town.

This couple is a bad old man, how can he be in his seventies, and he doesn't know what he has eaten, and he looks like he is in his fifties, driving a motorcycle back and forth between the town and his rural hometown every day.

When I met a woman, I asked someone to take a ride, and I also picked up the kind of belt that her husband was not at home.

Once, I brought a hot-tempered left-behind woman, and when I saw the couple, I reached out and touched her thigh, and immediately grabbed his hand and turned it around, almost not pouting my fingers.

However, he was not honest because of this, and still cast his nets everywhere to catch fish.

Every day, he hooks up with other people's left-behind women on the road and rides his motorcycle, just like Jiang Taigong fishing, to see which one of the wishers takes the bait and has a leg with him.

Who knew that those left-behind women were all like chaste martyrs, they weren't allowed to touch them, and they had to be beaten up if they didn't do well, and they lost a lot of fuel money on their three-wheeled motorcycles, and none of them hooked up.

Just as they were scolding, a woman came to the door by herself.

This woman is Hua Xingping's wife Liu Luoying.

She not only took the initiative to ask for a ride, but also asked me about the fuel cost along the way, and I specified a lot of money to give me money.

Needless to say, this consolation will be consoled and consoled to the bud rice forest on the side.

Originally, I was afraid that this woman's husband would not dare to do anything out of the ordinary at home, but this took the initiative to give me a hug, or do something and really not a man.

After a while of clouds and rain in Wushan, the woman became obsessed with the couple.

Every day, I used the kung fu of riding a motorcycle with him to drill into the woods, and it was like a good mix of oil between the two of them, and it was difficult to separate.

But there are no impermeable walls.

One day, a person in the village went to cut the goose intestines in the bud rice forest, and heard an indescribable sound from a distance.

And the woman is still a little familiar.

Take a closer look, isn't this Liu Luoying in the village?