I can't even kiss my mouth, and I don't even think about doing that kind of thing, how to live? How to live?

"This guy, what a strange person!" Suddenly, Guo Yumei's voice sounded in her ears.

Immediately afterwards, I only heard Ye Shimei ask in a low voice: "Yumei, do you say we should tell him about the pregnancy?"

Damn! pregnant?

Hearing these two words, Wang Feng was shocked, opened his eyes suddenly, and sat up in a hurry.

"Yikes!"

Wang Feng suddenly jumped up as if he had cheated the corpse, and immediately scared Ye Shimei and Guo Yumei stupidly, and the two of them screamed in unison and hugged each other.

is really a pair of good Chinese girlfriends, full of tacit understanding, and the reaction is the same.

Wang Feng didn't care about this, frowned and asked, "Xiao Shimei, Yumei, what did you just say? pregnant? Who is pregnant? Which rabbit cub did it?"

Pregnancy is a unique physiological function of women, no matter how smart Wang Feng is, he would never have thought that Ye Shimei and Guo Yumei would be talking about him, so he subconsciously thought that which beauty was pregnant.

And the premise of a beautiful woman's pregnancy is to do that kind of thing with a lucky man, Wang Feng is now due to the existence of the magical little thing in his body, he has almost lost the ability to do that kind of thing with a beautiful woman, and people are sad here, at this time in front of him to get pregnant, it is simply a kind of red fruit fruit insult and provocation!

"This, this~~~~"

Ye Shimei and Guo Yumei exchanged a look with each other, both of them were a little hesitant, not knowing whether they should tell him about Wang Feng's "pregnancy".

Seeing that they refused to speak, Wang Feng glanced at Guo Yumei's lower abdomen, and couldn't help but widen his eyes and speculated wildly: "Yumei, could it be that you are pregnant, right? It was the male doctor named Zhang Bingtao who did it? Damn, such a fresh little cabbage actually made the pig arch, it's a pity, it's a fucking pity~~~~"

"You!"

Guo Yumei looked stunned, and her pretty face turned red as fire.

Ye Shimei scolded: "You bastard, don't talk nonsense!"

"Xiao Shimei, isn't it Yumei who is pregnant, but you?" Ye Shimei didn't interject, as soon as she spoke, Wang Feng shifted the target to her, lowered his head and glanced at her lower abdomen a few times, and then said depressedly: "No, I don't seem to have sown seeds on you yet, how can you get pregnant? Could it be that you are carrying me and other men behind your back~~~~"

"Shut up!"

The more Wang Feng said, the more outrageous it became, and before he finished speaking, Ye Shimei was furious and couldn't help but scold.

Wang Feng rolled his eyes and pouted: "It's not Yumei, it's not Xiao Shimei, who else can it be?"

"It's you!"

Ye Shimei and Guo Yumei glanced at each other, they were still a little hesitant, and they didn't decide whether to tell Wang Feng about her pregnancy, but they only blamed Wang Feng's mouth for not opening the door, like a machine-off-gun, and the words they said were too hurtful, they really couldn't stand Wang Feng's guessing and nagging, so they said at the same time as if they had discussed.

"Me?" Wang Feng's face darkened, and he suddenly glared: "I said Yumei, Xiao Shimei, you can eat whatever you want, you can't talk nonsense, the sow hasn't learned to climb the tree yet, but you tell me that a man will get pregnant? Damn, are you stupid, or do you think I'm stupid?"

"You're really~~~~"

"Especially you, Xiao Shimei!" Ye Shimei was just about to open her mouth to confide her true feelings, but was ruthlessly interrupted by Wang Feng, Wang Feng looked very unhappy, and said angrily: "You also saw it when I was in the company, I just kissed Sister Yuzhen, kissed my mouth, and now I am lying in the hospital, a man who can't even kiss his mouth, you told me that he will be pregnant, do you think there are ghosts in this world?" I don't think even ghosts will believe in your words!"

Wang Feng was aggressive and aggressive, and in a few words, Ye Shimei was speechless.

It's not that Ye Shimei's eloquence is bad, it's not that her momentum is weak, it's just that it's too rare to blame a man for being pregnant, and she doesn't know how to explain it.

"You all calm down and listen to me!" At the critical moment, Guo Yumei stood up.

Guo Yumei is different from Ye Shimei, she is a professional doctor, and Wang Feng's "pregnancy" was diagnosed by her, so she has much more confidence in speaking than Ye Shimei.

Glaring at Wang Feng, Guo Yumei gritted her teeth and said: "Whether you believe it or not, as your attending physician, I can tell you very responsibly that you do have signs of pregnancy, and judging from the intensity of your heartbeat, you may be giving birth soon." ”

it!

Hearing this, Wang Feng's eyelids rolled and he almost fainted again.

Looking at Guo Yumei's sworn and thoughtful appearance, if it weren't for that magical little thing hidden in her body, she couldn't do that kind of thing, Wang Feng really wanted to press Guo Yumei on the hospital bed and fight her heartily for 300 rounds, let her know how to get pregnant, and let her experience the taste of pregnancy for herself.

Without leaving Wang Feng with any chance to argue, Guo Yumei paused slightly, and then continued: "I know, you are a man, this matter may be difficult for you to accept, but I must tell you, for the safety of you and your children, for your health, you had better cooperate with my work, for the sake of Shimei's boyfriend, I can promise to treat you conservatively, keep it secret for you, and never let outsiders know." ”

Wang Feng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and asked, "Is there anything else?"

"Yes!" As she spoke, Guo Yumei reached out and took out a few bottles and cans from the pocket of the white coat on her body and handed them to Wang Feng, and said: "These are all medicines for fetal health care, there are instructions on them, remember to take the medicine on time when you go back, if there is anything uncomfortable in your body, come to me in time, and call me." ”

Looking down at those bottles and cans, Wang Feng was about to cry.

Nima, do you want to be so funny?

In fact, when he heard Guo Yumei mention the heartbeat just now, Wang Feng immediately understood the misunderstanding, the magical little thing in his body had a heartbeat, which would inevitably make people misunderstand.

It's just that Guo Yumei decided that he was pregnant just by the sound of his heartbeat? This is inevitably too careless, isn't it? Damn! Do you dare to give my brother a small-stick-stick that is used for a pregnancy test, and let my brother pee on it and try it? Or make a b or something for my brother, and let my brother see with his own eyes, what does that so-called "little child" look like?

Unspeakable addiction is often the source of misunderstanding!

Without Wang Feng's permission, Guo Yumei and Ye Shimei naturally didn't dare to blatantly take him for an examination, in case this matter spreads, I am afraid that Wang Feng will never have the face to go out to meet people in the future.

And what about Wang Feng? Even if he now knows that there is a misunderstanding in this, what can he do? The little thing in his body is so mysterious that even he himself can't figure out what it is, and he definitely can't casually reveal it to Ye Shimei and Guo Yumei.

Since it's wrong, let's just make a mistake!() Immortal Doctor Xiao Shennong has the fastest update speed. I want to talk about "Immortal Doctor Little Shennong" with more like-minded people, and pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~