Chapter 0744 A Lump of Bird Poop Falls Out of His Mouth
He Xiaogang glanced at Feng Liuping, he wanted to say that Wang Jinbao was still a doll, and he didn't understand some things, but in this case, if the kid caught him and didn't let go, and then he would find himself to theorize for a long time after he was done, it would really be over, so he rolled his eyes and said with a happy smile
"Oops! He's a tendon! There's nothing to do with him, this brain hasn't turned a corner, just wait a while! Let's go outside for a cigarette first, and by the way, ask me which station I was assigned to! ”
Feng Liuping glanced at it, thinking that you kid is really a thief, if nothing else, Master Tan would have already called you, and came to ask me here knowingly, you are really interesting, but no matter what, this favor cannot be left by himself, he still has to give it to the master, otherwise he will not be able to carry out a lot of work in the future, so he took a light look and patted him on the shoulder and said
"Your kid is still a baby bump, how can Master Tan be willing to let you go to the station to suffer! I asked just now, he said that in a few days, he will take you to patrol and explore the well, this is a good errand, all day long in the mountains and rivers, and there are field subsidies, you kid is really lucky! How come such a good thing can't be my turn! Xiaogang said that I wondered, this kid has no joy at all in the face of such a good thing, and he won't be like letting him die, and his frightened face is wrong? You think this kid shouldn't really have a problem with his development, right? ”
He Xiaogang glared, thinking to himself, can you still be bad, kid? It's dark to the extreme, you think everyone is the same as you, thinking about those all day long, three sentences do not leave the old business, do not send your kid to the breeding station, it is a big loss to the veterinary station, but after all, people are currently their own top boss, in case of this plague god's sin, maybe that day, will give you your own four two feet, forcibly put on a pair of two or four shoes, although the ghost can't deceive the ghost, but the ghost can still fool people, so he glared fiercely, and said with a bad smile
"Director Feng first of all, thank you, once again plead for me in front of the leader, you didn't send me to the desert in such a cold weather, but I didn't say you, it's just extremely bad, in just a few words, Wang Jinbao, a man who is alive and well, is identified as a person with development problems, your mouth is simply too damaged! But you open and rest assured, I followed the kid from the petroleum technical school, until now, has been living in a room, his development is absolutely no problem, as for why he is so afraid of contact with women, I suspect that this kid, listen to too many songs, especially women are tigers, I am afraid that after going to the first station, he will be eaten by the female master on the station! Absolutely no problem in other aspects! ”
Feng Liuping glanced at it, He Xiaogang glasses glowing with blue light, you kid still have the face to say me here, running the train with his mouth to bury others, you kid don't think that wearing an eye can cover up the fact that you open your eyes and say nonsense, brother, I have grown so big, it is the first time I have heard of it, I have heard too much of the song that a woman is a tiger, and I will be afraid that a woman will really become a tiger and eat myself, you think I am a three-year-old child, and I can fool as much as I want, but it is okay to stand outside, so I rolled my eyes and said with a happy smile
"Oops! What a rarity! After listening to too many songs, I am actually afraid of women, you kid thinks I'm a three-year-old child! If you have no technical content, you kid dare to say it! Are you testing my IQ? ”
He Xiaogang rolled his eyes, I wanted to say directly, haven't you heard it, every classic song has a moving story behind it, but for people like you, who never look at the appearance of a girl and never pay attention to the connotation, don't want you to plug the headphones in your ears every day, shake your head and say that you are listening to the song, but in fact you are bullying the beautiful melody, and your headphones are no different from earbuds, it is a waste of national resources, but this matter, I am for Wang Jinbao, Trying to get some time for his brain to cool off his fever, instead of rolling himself into the storm, he pursed his lips and couldn't say anything
"Director Feng, don't believe it, do you know why Wang Jinbao, this kid, holds the phone all day long, like holding a piece of Hetian jade, saying sour words, and sitting and hugging the dream of a beauty?"
Feng Liuping was a little bit of a reaction to He Xiaogang's sudden big change, took a puff of cigarette lightly, and said with some curiosity
"Why? It can only show that he is a fool and dreams, thinking about pies falling from the sky all day long, but he is too lazy to even open his mouth, I patted my chest to ensure that he can't even catch bird in the end, if you believe us, we can make a bet! ”
He Xiaogang glanced at it, and wanted to say that he would bet on it, as if he was afraid of whom, but this kind of gambling has no meaning at all, let's not say who is stupid, a piece of bird will show off all over the world, then he is not stupid, but he has no brains directly, but as long as there are living people in the world, they all carry their brains on their shoulders, and there is a very important reason, that is, after all, people are leaders, even if they really win at that time, they don't dare to admit it, so they quickly said with a smile
"Oops! Officer Feng! I'm kidding you, why are you so serious, you're so funny! Now I'll tell you the truth! The reason why Wang Jinbao is silent in online dating is because he has seen too much love, and he pursues the earth-shattering love of ghosts and gods all day long! Do you think he's obsessed with reading books? Didn't you tell him that the perfect love is all in film and television works! As the saying goes, husband! Husband! It's your own within one zhang, and who knows whose it is outside one zhang! What's more, his girlfriend is still a female college student who has never even met in person, and people say on the phone that he is himself, but he is actually falling in love with someone else, spending the moon and the moon, in addition to lying to himself, his beloved will never lie to himself! But onlookers know that the person he loves is deeply in love with others! The skin we told him was almost worn out, but he just didn't get in the oil and salt, so we don't bother to say it now, sometimes it's pitiful to think about it, please take care of it more in the future! ”
Unexpectedly, Feng Liuping came directly
"That's it! You can't have a good chat! Have you not heard that there must be something hateful about the wretched? ”
He Xiaogang found that this kid's anger had not disappeared, so he began to talk about the romantic history that this kid was good at, Fan Lei saw that Feng Liuping was out, and went over and patted Wang Jinbao on the shoulder
"Do you think the manager's eyes are covered with! You kid is honest, aren't you afraid of the honest people in the world and try your best to find him? But then again, you kid is a stuffy gourd, I didn't expect the peach blossom luck to be good! It's really envious, jealous and hateful! ”