But all the natives who have come to the forbidden palace of God...

All right~

Indigenous people who have been to the temporary headquarters building have the same three summaries of their experiences in the building. In short, it is "simple, always kneeling and not looking up".

Simple, easy to understand, that is, in the temporary headquarters building, there is no too luxurious and rich decoration and furnishings, everything is simple and practical.

Although compared to the "palace" that the natives have seen, it is still "bright" and noble and elegant... Can... Compared to the convention center and other large buildings under God, it is really a bit modest.

Moreover, in Yan Su's view, even God's "meeting room", that is, the large conference room, is only bright, not noble.

So...

It is rumored among the natives that the Great God is the model of the Holy Emperor in Confucianism... Perhaps hundreds of years ago, it was precisely because the ancient sages saw God that they set this benchmark!

Hey~

When the travelers heard about this kind of rumor among the natives, they often smiled and did not explain it. Because everyone knows that the reason why the temporary headquarters building is simple and clear is just that it doesn't care about renovating!

As for saying that Tang Songyuan and Big Boss Tang are thrifty, that's even more bullshit!

But how do you ~ how the natives love to understand and how to understand, follow them, this is the direction that the people hope that the natives will "misunderstand"...

The deeper the natives' misunderstanding of the traversals, the lower the cost of governance.

Straight to the point.

When it comes to kneeling, it is easy to understand, that is, the natives, every time they enter the temporary headquarters building, it is often expensive for a long time, and kneeling, there are also benefits...

One of the advantages is that you can avoid seeing many "inappropriate" pictures ~ closely, and you can also avoid exposing your own embarrassment.

That~

What images are not suitable for children?

This is the third point to be said, which is the meaning of "don't look up".

"Don't look up"... Just take it literally... Who let in the eyes of the natives that in this temporary headquarters building, the "fairy officials" who are responsible for entertaining and leading are all "heavenly fairies and goddesses"!?

And these "fairies and goddesses" are also very little dressed!

Often there is only a palm-wide hip skirt at the hem, or small pants with almost no fabric... The upper circumference is even more exaggerated... Sometimes... It's just two fist-sized pieces of shame...

Dress up like this~

It is inevitable to take a second look at the crowd!

Not to mention the indigenous!

So, whether you can see it or not, whether there will be any undesirable reactions after watching it, in short, for the natives, it's better not to see it!

This is the origin of Mo Toutou.

This means that among the natives, there is already a norm that whenever it is necessary to enter the forbidden palace of God, then, from the moment you enter the gate, you just have to keep your eyes on the uppers of your shoes.

When necessary, just kneel down... Bury your head in your knees... Especially when meeting God and the main mother, we must keep the habit of bowing our heads and closing our eyes.

Even if~

Even if God gives the Queen of Heaven to sit!

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Then, not long after, in the café on the third floor, Kong Shuxian and Lin Yingsi, Alya, Megan... Then we ushered in a group of hunchbacked natives with their heads bowed and like ostriches...

Hilarious~

Lin Yingsi couldn't help but complain: "You... You're not a monkey to be funny, are you!? ”

…

…

OK!

The originally expected picture did not appear in Yan Su's field of vision.

He thought that he would have to face "God touching his legs with the queen of heaven in public"... This really embarrassed Yan Su, but in fact, he Yan Su just didn't know the inside story.

The inside story is...

As long as you are drunk in the middle of the night, Tang Songyuan, how can you get up so early!?

If the natives want to "meet" the Tang God... Wait for him to sober up, take a bath and change clothes, enjoy a cup or something... Wait at least 24 hours!

Therefore, now only the "queen of heaven" who "summoned" Yan Su and other indigenous leaders.

…

No nonsense either.

Kong Shuxian and Lin Yingsi counted them one by one, confirmed that everyone was together, and then "sitting" - distributed a soft thick cushion to each aborigine to make them kneel more comfortably.

Then, the four beauties retreated straight behind the natives and drank their coffee.

Of course, there is no disadvantage to the natives, they are also distributed coffee and flower tea each, and they can drink whatever they like.

The reason why the female Fit foursome retreated behind the natives was to take into account the problem that the natives did not dare to raise their heads... Who let the four beauties all wear miniskirts at this time~

OK~

There is a question here, that is, if you know that the natives "dare not look at the thighs", then why don't the female Fit foursome wear pants?

In fact, the answer is very simple~ That is~ They know that Tang Songyuan likes "legs"... Who knows when Tang Songyuan woke up? If Tang Songyuan "summons" them, it is more important to offer "beautiful legs" as soon as possible than to consider the feelings of the natives!

All right!

Anyway...

Here, Meghan "invited" the natives to drink tea and wait, and over there, Lin Yingsi made a phone call to Luke's mobile phone, which means: Let's start the video conference... AWACS aircraft are already in place.

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That's right~ The main role of the AWACS aircraft at this time is to act as a high-altitude mobile "WiFi"! It's still the equivalent of 200 megabytes of low-speed propagation!

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Since the "legs" of the queen of heaven have been "hidden" behind them, the natives - that is, Yan Su, Gao Mao, three or four old tongues, the old Buyeo clan and the students of the two schools, and the heads of other clans or something...

before you dare to look up and drink tea or coffee.

After all~ in the state of bowing down, I can't drink anything.

The group also took the opportunity to exchange glances with each other and wonder what would happen... Or... Does anyone know better.

But soon, the КГБ beauties pushed in the projection screen, projector and camera, and began to assemble the connection test... The natives also buried their heads in their knees again...

…

After that, the video conference started without a hitch.

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Here's what to say.

At this time, there are a few natives in the café on the third floor of the temporary headquarters building, and it is not the first time that they have come into contact with "video conferencing".

And by this time, most of the natives in Base 01A also roughly understood the relationship between video and recording.

The natives of Base 01A, whether they want to or not, actually interact with various screens, monitors, videos, and video devices on a daily basis.

Like Yan Su and the old tongues, including Gao Mao and the elders of the Buyeo clan, and even the students of the two schools, they also knew about the video calls on their mobile phones.

The premise is that the phone has a front-facing camera...

In the 01A base, the mobile phones with front and rear cameras that the natives can access are all relatively "expensive", and they are all "domestic" copycat machines.

There are also more expensive brand mobile phones, but the natives are still unable to distinguish and cannot accept the exaggerated price.

Belch~

Actually~

Shops that sell mobile phones also look at people's prices.

As soon as you look at the price tag, you know that the store deliberately deceived the natives. Crossing the "own people", of course, they will not believe that a fruit 6 will ask for 15 million yuan!

But there are also such benefits, that is, in the eyes of the natives, high-end mobile phones must only be a "magic weapon" that can only be used by gods!

Hehe~

To tell the truth, this is really not a deliberate attempt to "trap" the natives.

Rather, at the moment, with their cognitive level, even if they sell the fruit mobile phone at the original price, they will not reach 30% of the utilization rate of the fruit mobile phone.

It's not discrimination!

If you simply stand at the angle of sending messages, making phone calls, taking pictures and watching videos, then the general copycat mobile phone can fully meet the needs of high-level natives.

Whether it is a fruit phone or a mobile phone of other brands, in fact, many functions and designs are only applicable in the context of the multicultural derivation of the 21st century.

Obviously, the current 3G average environment of the 01A base is not suitable for the full-featured application of high-end brand mobile phones... Not to mention anything else, at least the platform system and the financial system cannot be used now.

Not to mention any "voice intelligent assistance" and positioning navigation!

I know it all~

At present, the only satellite orbiting the "earth" is an orbit signal satellite, which does not have any meteorological, image source, detection, transmission, controllability, and weapon functions...

In other words, without the support of any modern infrastructure, at least 50% of the functions of high-end phones can only be idle.

So Tang Songyuan... As well as through the public, the obsolete products of the fruit machine will be treated as disposable consumables.

Even if the mercenary group and the secret service group all use high-end fruit machines, they are only used for left-handed to right-handed exchanges, playing stand-alone games, shooting framing and auxiliary communication.

To put it bluntly, it is to treat the mobile phone as an attached venting item + portable office equipment.

The problem is for the natives... They still don't understand it at all... What is computing speed? What are the chips?

Memory caching... Operating system and software downloads or something... Can I eat it?

Isn't downloading software the same as laying eggs, is it a meaning?

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Belch!

Far from it!

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Let's go back to the video conference site.

The objects of the video, the subjects, are Luke and Su Li, as well as Bingkun.

Regardless of whether everyone knows each other or not, Kong Shuxian in the café of the temporary headquarters building at the main venue, first asked each indigenous person to introduce himself.

No need to stand up~

Wave your hand~

Just report your name and ethnic status.

Out of politeness, but also out of the "city government", far away in Luke's station, the "old man" waved at the camera under Luke's command, and stared seriously... I guess it's their monitor...

In short, he used Xianbei words very solemnly to introduce himself:

"Old... Mean... I... I... It's Suli... Suri Khan... Favored by God, it is summed up as the command of General Lu Tian... For the time being, it is worthy of being the leader of the 200,000 Xianbei people..."

Su Li said this for a full minute.

Network latency is one thing, he himself is nervous + stumbling, and on the other hand... Anyway, in the end, no one understood!

In desperation, Luke was on the camera's side and asked Su Li to write the content of Chinese characters with a whiteboard marker on the spot in front of the real-time video, and then held the small whiteboard full of men and recorded it for a minute.

There is a way to learn from it~

When it's Bingkun's turn... He simply didn't speak, and directly picked up the small whiteboard used by Fang Caisu, erased the content on it, and wrote directly with a whiteboard marker.

Then he held it up, waved at the camera, and said, "Knock on the Mother of the Gods!" ”

To this ~

A group of natives here in the main venue, nervous, seem to have forgotten some taboo... They all turned their heads directly and looked at the 4 super beauties behind them, meaning: "We don't have a small whiteboard!"

How!?

uh..."

To be continued!