Although the chairman was trampled on and his face was deformed.

Not forgetting to maintain his image as the eldest brother, he raised a finger, "Woman, I warn you, don't be arrogant." Outside are all my brothers of the Righteous Path Society, you have a life to provoke my Righteous Path Society today, be careful not to go out......"

Syllable.

A small metal sign landed in front of the president's eyes.

Liu Muguan bent down and pressed his knees, so that the president couldn't say a word, "Slaughter dogs, open your dog's eyes wide, what is this?" ”

Tu Goudan finally glanced at the small yellow sign in front of him from the crack in his eyes.

He was suddenly startled, "Ancestor, Ancestor's token!" ”

"How can you have the token of the ancestor master?" He was furious, "Did you kill Master Zu?" I want to avenge my grandfather! ”

"Report your head!" Liu Muguan couldn't bear to pick up the slaughtering egg, "I haven't seen you for a few years, your dog's guts are getting bigger and bigger, you dare to take the job of killing the old lady?" I don't know how many pounds and taels I have? I think you want to invite me to eat dog meat hot pot on the winter solstice this year? ”

The last familiar sentence shocked the slaughter dog in place.

He was stunned for a long time before he stammered, "The right way in the world is sorrow? ”

Liu Muguan was really ashamed to say the second half of the sentence, but in order to prove his identity, he could only take the trouble to reply, "Hell is alone and noisy." ”

I knew that this Laoshzi Zhengdao Association would develop so strongly, so I didn't want to take such a second docking code back then.

Unexpectedly, when Tu Goudan heard this, he suddenly howled and knelt down, "Master Zu, you are finally back!" I thought your old man had passed away, but I didn't expect you to have plastic surgery! What do you need to do for five or six years? Without your wise guidance, the annual turnover profit of our Righteous Way Society would have been declining year by year......"

Liu Muguan smiled amiably: "So, in order to generate income, you take orders to cut me?" ”

Slaughtering the dog stood up indignantly: "Conspiracy! This must be a conspiracy of competitors! ”

After the master was stunned, he also came forward in a hurry, "Master Zu, our president's loyalty to you can be seen in the sky." Believe it or not, he made your idol himself, placed it in the shrine, and worshiped it every day! ”

Liu Muguan looked at his hand.

I saw a red shrine on the wall, a pair of electric candles erected in front of the shrine, and a plastic peach in front of it.

In the shrine there is a figure made of clay, with a round head, a few strands of hair attached to the door of the brain, two sesame eyes that are really festive, and the most creative thing is the body—that is, the five hand-rubbed dough sticks glued together, twisted together because of the weight of the head, at first glance, it looks like a pile of strange watermelons on top of a poop.

Liu Muguan grabbed the slaughtered dog egg with his backhand, and had a few big ears on his left hand and right hand.

"What the hell is that in your mind, I'm like that?"

Or worship every day?

Is this dog's brain filled with the sea?

In the huge box, except for the sound of Liu Muguan beating the slaughtered dog, it was silent.

Everyone hugged their heads and squatted in the pit.

The legendary ancestor is really fierce, no wonder he was able to create such a powerful righteous path society!

When Liu Muguan was also happy, the master doggically served a cup of tea, "Master Zu, you dissipate your anger, the president is willing to bow and die for you, and he will definitely severely punish our enemies." ”。

Liu Muguan blew the hot tea and sneered, "Slaughter dogs, I'll give you a chance to atone for your sins." ”