No.2 Valkyrie
"Because ......" The corners of the beauty's mouth raised slightly, and she pushed open the door: "Mr. Ming, the new Xuanyuan, bring it." ”
"OK, go get busy," said a middle-aged man in a leather swivel chair, the smell of Cuban cigars in the air.
Regulus stepped out of the way, quietly waiting for the mysterious headmaster to speak, but the other party had been silent, occasionally spitting out the smoke rings of cigars.
"Havana." Xuanyuan spit out a place name and took the initiative to break the silence, but it sounded a little abrupt: "It's a pity that it's not in the Buerta Avana region of Pinar del Río province." ”
After a while, the other party turned around, a guy with a sloppy face like a middle-aged uncle, but it could be seen that the other party was wearing a Burberry trench coat and an unknown handmade suit, with an extremely black back and chaotic and somewhat scattered eyes, which really made people wonder why he was unkempt and dressed like an emperor.
"Amarika Overseas Chinese, Freshman Xuanyuan, report." Xuanyuan paused, looking at the principal in front of him, and understood why the style of this villa was so weird.
"Pluchiha, your headmaster in the future." The headmaster said weakly, if it weren't for the familiar smell of Cuban tobacco in the air, Regulus would have thought he was smoking some forbidden things.
"You know Cuban cigars?" Still weak, he said, "It's unbelievable, it's like you hairy boy actually understands women...... Shouldn't today's young kids pay more attention to martial arts, beauty and games? But the cigars of the Buerta Avana region in the province of Pinar del Río are really good, like the best among women, the same as the woman who brought you here just now, isn't it? ”
Very crooked logic, very confusing way of description, this is a technique of conversation, using multifaceted language to disrupt the other person's thinking.
But Regulus didn't want to argue with it, and agreed that cigars can sometimes be as charming as women, and the more high-end cigars are.
Seeing that Xuanyuan did not refute, the Stygian planned to continue his topic and cocked Erlang's legs. Compared with his sloppy demeanor and gorgeous appearance, he really doesn't have the appearance that an upper-class person should have, but like a middle-aged uncle who suddenly gains power, and the sloppy leper dog image in his bones under his gorgeous appearance can never be erased.
"Amarica's Havana cigars are many, the most famous of them in the Buerta Avana region of Binar del Río, and every year people around the world are talking about how good the cigars are compared to other places, just like discussing how sexy and beautiful our Valkyrie Academy goddesses are......" Stygian was caught up in his own commentary, completely ignoring the roll of Regulus' eyes.
Hey, Headmaster, are you awake? Xuanyuan muttered in his heart, Mr. Principal, I'm afraid you don't know the reputation of Valkyrie College, right? Female men, tigresses, real men, these are the names of your so-called goddesses by the outside world!
"But that doesn't satisfy me......" Chiha's tone began to turn bleak, like a helpless dead child.
"We tried our best to create the perfect woman, but all the women who came out were strong women, queen-like women, and as an educator, we failed......" The Chichiha put his arms on his knees, crossed his hands, bowed slightly, and lowered his head to the extreme.
Xuanyuan raised his eyebrows, could this principal be the so-called pioneer? Withstood a lot of pressure and made the decision to let the academy recruit male students?
Looking at the man in front of him who was gorgeous in appearance and actually sloppy, Xuanyuan had a slightly better impression of him, which was from the heart, not just out of the resonance of cigar lovers.
"The cigars of the Buerta Avana region, in the province of Pinar del Río, are good, but how many people go for his taste? Just like the beautiful woman who brought you before, do you remember her face? The Dark Wisdom lowered his head, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and asked in a louder tone.
Xuanyuan was stunned and began to recall unconsciously, and all that appeared in his mind was a pair of long legs and a bumpy figure, and the deepest reflection was naturally flawless long legs.
Xuanyuan coughed slightly and said, "Ahem...... Just remember a pair of long-legged ......"
Hichiha laughed and stood up and applauded, laughing and saying, "It's normal, that's why I don't like cigars from the Buerta Avana region of Binar del Río, just like I like Lori more, how can those long-legged royal sister queens have Lori?" ”
The image of the great forerunner collapsed in an instant.
"And what is the point of you recruiting male students?"
"Lori loves fresh meat, if the whole school is just me a middle-aged uncle, the fucking Lori will come!"
“……”
When coming out of the principal's office of this perverted Lolita, Regulus said that he had successfully recast his worldview.
There is actually a successful principal in this world who threatens the family with marriage! The key is that he is actually a Lolita, and letting male students enter the school is just to attract Lori, this kind of perversion is there!
Xuanyuan rubbed his throbbing temples, fortunately he only had to find her, and it was better not to deal with such a strange guy in the future.
Regulus walked on the white marble floor, green grass growing vigorously beside the marble, and perfectly groomed roses of various colors nestled on the green thorns, just like the girls of this academy, beautiful, but thorny.
The long white snake snaked into the teaching building, and when Xuanyuan walked in, he saw 113 on the white wooden board, according to the information he had received from the principal before, this was his temporary class, and the perverted principal was at least a little more reliable in this matter.
Regulus knocked on the sliding door, pulled it open with permission, and made a report.
In front of her was a petite teacher, with short light brown hair and monocle of gold wire thin glasses, a pair of dark blue eyes that looked a little deep, and her clothes were pale pink sweaters, and underneath was a nice figure, as attractive as a peach.
"Come on in, introduce yourself." The teacher raised his glasses lightly and said lightly, as if he had expected it, and at the same time gave up the position of the podium.
Xuanyuan stepped forward and wrote the word Xuanyuan with an ink pen, and then turned his body to face the entire class: "Hello everyone, I'm Xuanyuan, Amarika Overseas Chinese, it's a pleasure to meet you." ”
"Ding!" With a crisp sound, the electric bell on the radio interrupted Xuanyuan's self-introduction, and the voice of the perverted Lolicon principal appeared: "Valkyrie students, hello everyone, I am the headmaster of the Dark Chiha, I believe you already know that from this year onwards, my Valkyrie Academy will officially start recruiting male students." ”
"And this year, we have successfully recruited 25 male students, one per class, and the task of each female student is to train them and get the girl points! Their rankings are related to the funding of each class, so I hope you can work hard for your class. The principal smiled a little obscenely at the end: "I hope you male students have a good time, the whole school is on holiday today, ladies and gentlemen, start your hunt!" ”
Hunt?
Xuanyuan was obviously stunned, and suddenly he found that the classmates in front of him were already looking at him with extremely greedy eyes, and many of them were already ready to move.
The city will be destroyed by wind and rain!
Xuanyuan swallowed his saliva, and suddenly he found that there was a teenager outside the window who was being chased by a group of girls in school uniforms, and Xuanyuan pointed with his hand: "Look! ”
After saying that, Xuanyuan ran away directly, his words were useless, the girls in the class seemed to get a signal, and some jumped off the table to chase after them, the scene was very spectacular.
"Ding Dong!" As soon as Xuanyuan's mobile phone rang, this is a special machine equipped by the school, all students must wear it, Xuanyuan's physical fitness is not bad, and he still has time to take a look at the information while running.
It doesn't matter if he looks at it, he suddenly understands why the girls are so crazy, the feeling is that he is not in class 13, but by the girls in each class to hunt, class 13 is just his "birthplace".
And the school actually made all the information about the 25 boys public! Various photos included!
All of this was like adding fuel to the fire, and it was no wonder that the headmaster called it a hunt.
Seeing that there were more and more girls behind him, Xuanyuan could only use some special skills to run away, thanks to the fact that he had practiced in Amarika before, otherwise when he encountered this group of girls who had practiced martial arts since childhood, Xuanyuan would only have to be restrained.
However, the initiator of this farce, Stychiha, is drinking ice wine and watching the crowd running outside through the window, the boy is like a vigorous antelope, and the girl is like a bloodthirsty wolf.
"Ah~ It's so wonderful! Now it's just a matter of seeing if any Lori shows up, and then I can ......" The corners of Stychiha's mouth lifted and he drank the last of the ice wine.
Railings, flower beds, artificial lakes.
Run, slide, roll, jump.
Xuanyuan acted like a ghost, this was his familiar feeling, movement, the cells of his whole body began to boil, how many years, it was a familiar feeling, but this was not a wonderful experience, but it was very hard after all, he couldn't stop at all, and his pursuers came from all directions!
"Ding Dong!" This time it was a voice message, Xuanyuan clicked on it directly, he wanted to see what else this principal could come up with.
"Valkyrie Academy is here to apologize to all the female students" The voice of the perverted principal Loliton appeared in the phone again, but his tone was definitely not an apology, but a little schadenfreude, at least Xuanyuan thought so.
"We Valkyrie don't know enough about this new batch of male students, so let me give you the latest information we just learned." The tone of the Wisdom began to rise, like a clown in the news.
"Cadet No. 1, Li Qinglin, as far as we know, he is extremely good at camouflage, he has successfully dodged all the hunters from the first five minutes of the hunt, and he has not been seen from the surveillance camera of our school."
"Cadet No. 2, Gao Leping, is extremely explosive, he has successfully thrown off most of the hunters from the beginning of the hunt, and the people who can keep up with him are some Muay Thai masters, let's pray for him......"
The chiha changes his tune, like an actor, more like a clown, a crazy clown, and the riots of the whole school are all his games.
"Contestant No. 13, Yuan Wentian, let me tell you! This player's number is a bo...... yi…… Zizi ......"
Suddenly, the entire campus communication made a sound of a short circuit, which was not supposed to be like this, but it happened in the first-class Valkyrie Academy, which made those students with temper tantrums and obsessive-compulsive disorder faintly have a real violent rhythm.
Where is the university's broadcasting studio? Extinguished!
Where is the company located? Extinguished!
Where are the people who plan to buy? Extinguished!
Who is the one who hasn't finished speaking before? Headmaster? I don't know, it's gone!
The female students of Valkyrie Academy are so domineering and unreasonable, they are Valkyries flying in the sky, what should they do if they hinder them and make them unhappy?
Extinguished!
"I'll fuck it! Yuan Wentian has the ability to turn off my horn! The Stygian burst into foul language and turned on the old-fashioned school speaker, which to be honest didn't match the noble Valkyrie Academy.
"Cards!" With a soft sound, the whole school goes without power!
All of this seems to be the work of the young man known as Yuan Wentian.
"Yuan Wentian! You ......" Stychia turned on the mobile miniature speaker to continue the farce.
"Zizi...... Honk...... No signal! No signal! The mechanical female voice said, as if mocking the Stygian.
The whole school is as silent as death, is this guy named Yuan Wentian a god? So powerful!
"Yuan Wentian!! I'll you! You have the ability to seal Uncle Ben's mouth! Hahahaha! "The Chiha came out of the windowsill and yelled like a mad dog, regardless of the principal's identity.
"Bump!" There was a muffled sound, and the mad dog was chained, but a young man in a white shirt on the roof of the principal's office wiped his mouth, and below him was the principal Michiha, and his head was covered with instant noodles, and the soup was dripping with steam.
"you, it's really boring." Yuan Wentian jumped from the third floor to the grass and rolled to defuse the impact, took out a miniature notebook from a corner, looked around and began to find a place to hide from the hunters again.
Yuan Wentian, one of the world's top hackers, is the champion of the American Youth Championship in the free martial arts category.
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