19. Before his death, he was a corpse-faced monkey
Jiang Yun fell from the sky.
He hugged the silver-bearded Arowana tightly, looking confused.
Don't know why?
He sensed that something was wrong with his surroundings.
Look at the classical pavilions,
Look at the corridor that turns back and forth,
How does this feel......
Like the courtyard of a large family?
Could it be that this undercurrent leads to someone else's yard?
Thinking of this, Jiang Yun was secretly shocked, if he was regarded as a thief, he would really be speechless.
His gaze swept around, his expression wary.
Suddenly, his gaze froze, as if he had discovered something.
Immediately afterward, his black and white pupils dilated violently, as if he had seen a ghost, and he was stunned.
A delicate body appeared in front of his eyes.
Coupled with that beautiful face, it is simply a little goblin who has brought disaster to the country and the people.
He was in a trance, feeling that it was an illusion.
That delicate body, in his eyes, even seemed a little unreal.
And Wang Qingxue was also stunned, looking at Jiang Yun who suddenly appeared, her beautiful eyes were full of shock.
Because she had just woken up, Wang Qingxue was still a little confused in her mind, she mistakenly thought that she had seen it wrong, and suddenly rubbed her eyes with her jade hands, opened her eyes wide again, and confirmed.
However, facts are facts after all.
The monkey holding the fish in front of him did not disappear, but looked at it with the same stunned eyes.
One person and one monkey just looked at each other blankly, their expressions full of disbelief.
Jiang Yun couldn't believe that he caught a fish in the waterhole, and actually encountered this bloody routine.
And Wang Qingxue couldn't believe that there were several masters guarding the periphery near the courtyard, where did this guy in front of him come from.
In a short period of time, both of them were in a state of bewilderment, you looked at me, I looked at you, obviously not coming back to their senses, and even Wang Qingxue forgot that she was not wearing clothes.
At this time, Jiang Yun frowned.
He wondered.
Because there is no such scene in the novel.
Don't......
Because of my act of plundering Goldfinger, the whole plot has changed and a new plot has been reproduced?
This was the only reason Jiang Yun could think of.
It's just that the scene full of spring in front of him made Jiang Yun a little embarrassed.
After all, he is a pure monkey.
This style of painting, isn't it a bit like that?
But in the blink of an eye, Jiang Yun figured it out again.
This style of painting is actually quite right.
After all, this is the world in fiction.
Beauty like a cloud, isn't it the standard of novels?
Thinking of those demons and monsters in Malan Mountain, Jiang Yun felt that it was simply a mistake to be born there.
Look, the style of painting here, how OK.
This is the style of painting that novels should have!
Thereupon......
Jiang Yun's eyes widened.
He wanted to see clearly, was it a human or a ghost in front of him?
You know, the legendary drowned female ghost is quite beautiful.
Who can guarantee that there must be people in front of them?
Of course, this is not because he has any other ideas.
After all, he is very pure, not comparable to the vulgar monkey of the old monkey.
"Monkey, monkey?"
In the distance, Wang Qingxue was stunned and did not slow down.
She wondered why a monkey had suddenly broken into her courtyard?
Could it be that this monkey is playful and has come here to catch fish?
But there are usually no fish in this pool.
Wang Qingxue frowned secretly, her bright eyes were a little puzzled.
At this time, Jiang Yun watched for a few minutes.
He's always had a habit.
Whether it's watching a movie or reading a novel, he always asks for a few BB words.
It seems that this makes him very presence.
In layman's terms, he's a troll.
It belongs to the type of Wen can hang up and spray teammates, and Wu can cross the tower to send people's heads.
People send nicknames, Trolls River.
At this time, Jiang Yun habitually commented:
"It's a picture of a beautiful woman bathing, but it's a pity, it seems to be a little immature. ”
Jiang Yun seemed to have regret and sighed softly.
A look of pity.
It's like a warm jadeite, with a few more flaws.
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a coquettish shout.
"Bold demon monkey, dare to trespass into the royal compound!"
Wang Qingxue's cold voice was like a biting cold wind, which startled Jiang Yun's body.
He shook like thunder.
Fuck it, didn't I speak monkey language?
How could she understand?
Jiang Yun, who was still puzzled, figured it out in a blink of an eye.
This must be the strange setting of the uncle's old street fighting.
If he guessed correctly, all races in the world probably speak Chinese.
This is also the reason why the woman in front of her can understand what Jiang Yun said.
Obediently, Lao Tzu was cheated by his uncle again.
Writing a novel, can the setting be rigorous?
Why can't monkeys speak monkey language?
Thinking about it, Jiang Yun felt a little.
"I'm sorry, I just caught fish, I didn't see anything. Jiang Yun decided to explain.
He believed that the world was still a reasonable society.
However, what happened next fully proved that Jiang Yun thought too much. He far underestimated how terrifying it was for a woman to get angry.
After all, he's still single.
Please forgive Jiang Yun for his ignorant thoughts.
Thinking about the appearance of her whole body being seen, Wang Qingxue's pretty face was covered with a layer of frost.
The delicate body trembled slightly, and the anger trembled.
How could she have expected that there would be a demon monkey peeking today?
Thinking of this, Wang Qingxue gritted her silver teeth slightly, and said secretly angrily in her heart: "What a demon monkey who picks flowers and thieves! Miss Ben is bound to crush his bones and scatter ashes to vent the hatred in her heart." ”
But Jiang Yun didn't know what the girl was thinking, he still wanted to explain clearly.
After all, as a scholar, he still believes in the word truth.
"I'm here to catch fish, nothing else. ”
Looking at such a spring-like scenery, Jiang Yun secretly swallowed his saliva, I'm afraid that even if the rest of the women see each other, they will be ashamed!
In order to prove his innocence, he decisively sent the silver-bearded dragon fish forward, for fear that the pretty girl in front of him would not believe it.
However, how could Wang Qingxue believe such a low-level lie?
"Catch a fish, catch our Wang family compound, you demon monkey, can I really deceive me?" her eyes were full of cold killing intent, gritted her silver teeth, and questioned.
"I'm really here to catch fish. Jiang Yun's face was full of innocence.
"Don't quibble, the lewd monkey will die!"
Wang Qingxueyu raised his hand, only to see the aura rising, and the pool of water actually condensed into a palm that was several zhang in size, broke through the air along the surface of the pool, and suddenly slapped towards Jiang Yun.
The strong wind hit, and Jiang Yun's face turned pale.
Looking at the momentum of this little girl, it is completely a meaning that she wants to cut a thousand knives.
It would be a terrible thing if this was delayed any longer!
A carp slapsed.
Jiang Yun jumped into the pool and narrowly dodged it.
However, the rockery by the pond did not have such good luck.
Just listen, there was a loud bang.
The rockery suddenly exploded, turning into countless small stones and rushing in all directions.
At the same time, the giant palm also dissipated in midair.
For a moment, the sky seemed to be drizzling.
Countless silver needle-like rains fell quietly.
And Jiang Yun's figure has long been in the waterhole, disappearing without a trace.
It seems that he has sneaked to the bottom of the pool, ready to wait for an opportunity to escape.
However, imagination is beautiful, reality is cruel.
"Water Prison Technique!"
Wang Qingxue drank softly, the jade hand was sealed, and between the changes in gestures, the four torrents suddenly swept towards the bottom of the pool, and in the blink of an eye, the torrent turned into a transparent bubble, enveloping the fleeing Jiang Yun.
Like a turtle in an urn, trapped in it.
"It's over, this is a girl who knows magic. ”
Jiang Yun was desperate in his heart.
I didn't expect to go down the mountain for the first time, and it turned out to be GG, this life is too bitter, right?
System tip: Life is like chocolate, sometimes sweet, sometimes bitter.
God chocolate.
Jiang Yun was about to collapse.
At this time of life and death, the system actually said famous quotes, how big is this heart, to say such a thing.
Isn't this a piracy system?
"Brother System, just tell me, is there a way to crack it. Jiang Yun was about to cry.
System prompt: You're a younger brother.
Jiang Yun: "......"
Well, I'm just a younger brother.
Jiang Yun closed his eyes, ready to die.
He began to accept the facts.
Perhaps, he came into this world, which in itself was a mistake.
And his death is a repayment for mistakes.
But at this moment......
System prompt: A poem can be broken.
Hearing this, Jiang Yun opened his eyes.
He felt that he could struggle a little more.
"System, tell me, which poem?"
Jiang Yun was very curious about what kind of poems could save him at this time.
System prompt: Peony flowers are also merry to be ghosts.
After hearing this, Jiang Yun was completely desperate.
His face was as dead as ashes.
It seems that if you come peacefully, you will also leave peacefully.
He silently said a word in his heart,
That sentence begins with an English letter.
As for why?
Come to think of it, these were his last words.