Jiang Zhe found the mobile phone on the sofa in the living room, and when he opened the usual takeaway app, an indescribable feeling of nausea quickly hit his body, and a not very good memory jumped out.

He:...

Vomit! Get out of the way! He had to go to the bathroom and throw up!

Belch...

Toilet...

Tears, Yu Xiaoya, I got your eagerness to change houses!

But now I regret that it seems to be a little late, after all, this place is targeted by dirty things, and I can't even get out of the door of the building, how to look at the house.

What should I do?

Can't you just pester Xiaoya? Obviously he didn't do anything!

There is one more thing, if you order food, can the takeaway brother break through the defense line of the imp and come in smoothly? Whether you can or not, it's not a good thing.

Bother!

Jiang Zhe walked to the window of the living room, stretched his neck and looked out, well, there are still a lot of people playing in the community, and it looks the same as usual. But only he knew what terrible things he was going through.

emmm

It should work.

People are iron, rice is steel, and the world is the biggest eater. No matter!

Walk quickly to the sofa and sit cross-legged with your stomach straight, click on the app to directly filter the supermarket, and press the distance... Sure enough, the 'new best' outside the community is impressively listed.

Fruits, vegetables, instant noodles, cereals... No, cereal don't!

Instant noodles are also not available.

In other words, it is safe and reliable to cook and eat at home.

Twenty minutes later, the supermarket owner climbed up to the 6th floor panting with a sack of vegetables and fruits, and was talking to customers after knocking on the door.

His face is wooden.

I'll go to this old community where there are still such trendy people, do you have paranoia about being killed? For the code, you can figure it out.

I'm sick and have to go to the hospital, brother!

But that's what business is all about, anyone can meet it.

"Speak, please."

Be.

The brother in room 602 didn't tell him what a hammer the code was, and the so-called code was just a puzzle.

But the customer comes first.

Since the client wants to act, then of course he has to do his best to cooperate.

Smiling.

Inside the house, Jiang Zhe had already thought about the problem, 1+1 was impossible to drop, and he couldn't look down on the old-fashioned code of the Heavenly King and the Earth Tiger.

So...

"Say it in a minute and memorize it without any mistakes."

Boss:...

So this customer is really not in his right mind.

The chubby face was full of a kind smile: "I can carry it, but brother, I still have a lot of things to do in the store, and I really can't afford to delay." Or you can open the door, take inventory, and I'll recite it to you." To tell you the truth, I was a scholar when I was a child, whether it was Li Bai or Du Fu, I came easily. ”

"Really?" Jiang Zhe thought for a while, "Then you can recite to me another poem by Du Fu describing chrysanthemums, and if you don't embarrass you, just one poem." ”

"Xueba, I'm listening."

The boss's face is stiff, chrysanthemum? Do you want his chrysanthemum?

That's enough!

Immediately after, the hateful voice inside the door came out again, "You go, I don't want anything, please run." ”

"Will enter the wine, Li Bai..."

The boss is hard-hearted, and the world says that doing business is the fastest way to get rich, but who understands the difficulty of business. For the sake of life, for the profit of one penny or two cents, no matter how outrageous the customer's request is, he has to agree, even if this brother wants his chrysanthemum, he will offer it with both hands.

However, chrysanthemums...

After reciting the general and drinking wine, he meditated for two minutes, his expression distorted, and finally turned into a long sigh: "August Autumn High Wind Fury..."

This poem is still a few nights ago, his wife tutored his son to memorize the text, and saw him playing with his mobile phone with Erlang's legs crossed, forcing him to memorize it with his stupid son, and he was not allowed to fall asleep until he finished memorizing.

He was angry and cowardly.

immediately surrendered to his wife's majesty.

Well.

Although this poem does not have the chrysanthemums that the customer wants, he has... Ha, it's wrong, it's wrong, although he has it, but it's his. Chrysanthemums bloom in autumn, the ancients August is the lunar calendar, and the new calendar is September and October, when the chrysanthemums bloom early. There are not only chrysanthemums, but also osmanthus flowers, and plum blossoms are also blooming.

Belch...

Far from it.

Divergent thinking, little brother, you think for yourself.

After reciting the poem, the boss leaned against the door and shouted, "Brother, is it okay?" ”

Inside the door, Jiang Zhe thought about it for a while, then opened the door through a crack, and when he saw the fat face of the boss outside the door, he pursed his lips, "Come in." ”

The boss smiled innocently, carried a dusty hemp bag into the house, and said as he walked, "Today's young people are very careless, there are too few cautious people like you, but I am also too cautious, I am not a bad person." ”

Squat down and unload it, take out the dish and hang it on the small scale you bring with you.

Jiang Zhe lowered his eyes and asked, "You came up directly?" Did you encounter anything in the hallway? ”

The boss was a little confused by his question, "Brother, what do you mean?" Of course I came straight up, do you think you've waited a long time and think I'm going to release your pigeons? Ouch, my big brother, look at how many things you bought, I have to weigh how many pounds of everything, and the price or something..."

The young man who thought he had victim paranoia disliked him for being slow to deliver goods.

It's helpless.

You must know that this hemp bag was originally the task of the takeaway brother, but he saw the remark 'It's not that the boss doesn't send it, please don't take chances', in order to make this money, he intercepted the little brother and gave him the delivery fee, and climbed up the sixth floor with dozens of pounds on his shoulder.

It's fast enough!

Still, "Brother, are you cold?" How do you wrap a down jacket? ”

This guy is a little weird.

On a hot day in May, when everyone else was wearing tank tops and pants and flip-flops, this brother, who looked like a dog, actually wrapped the quilt tightly, and since he came in, his arms have been holding him in the cold.

A kind reminder: "If you are sick, you have to go to the hospital to register for a specialist." ”

Jiang Zhe: ... Shut up!

The dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth, is he sick? He's pregnant!

Taking a deep breath, "Boss, did you see a child when you went upstairs?" ”

The boss shook his head.

I thought that the bear child had done something bad, after all, the current children are too pampered, they are not afraid of the sky and the earth, the little devil of the world, and the parents and elders are not reasonable. But he really didn't see it.

Jiang Zhe pursed his lips, "Thank you." ”

I took out my mobile phone and paid for it, and added a WeChat message to the boss.

"It's convenient to buy things later."

The boss had a smile on his face, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

With the materials, Jiang Zhe walked to the room and shouted, "I bought vegetables, you go cook them." ”

Yu Xiaoya changed into a loose nightdress and walked out, looking at him unhappily, "Grocery shopping? Didn't I tell you to order takeout? I was tired and scared, I didn't have any strength in my body, and I didn't want to move. ”

I saw Jiang Zhe sneering, "Don't you want to eat ready-made?" But have you ever wondered what to do if the food that comes in is not a normal meal? It's safest to do it yourself. ”

Yu Xiaoya was stunned, "Won't it?" ”

"Even the fact that one of my men is pregnant has come true, what else is impossible!"

Yu Xiaoya: ...